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    Mailbox Hall Of Shame: More Of Our Craziest, Angriest, And Strangest Emails

    "I Don't Mean To Sound Like A Self-Promoting Prick But…"

    The Worst Emails Of The Week

    Love Letters Are Dead; Breakup Letters Are Blooming

    Crap Email From A Crazy

    "Its Easy To See You Dont Have What It Takes To Cut It"
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    Image of BytheSea BytheSea
    10/26/09

    In reply to Mailbox Hall Of Shame: More Of Our Craziest, Angriest, And Strangest Emails
    I think the last one is fanfic. #worstemails
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    Image of sparklyharempants sparklyharempants
    10/25/09

    In reply to Mailbox Hall Of Shame: More Of Our Craziest, Angriest, And Strangest Emails
    Forget Heather Graham; only A List celebrity babies can speak for me and my beliefs. Where are Shiloh, Suri and Brit Brit's cheetolings when we need them? What say they about health care reform?
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    linnyt is a walking cliché promoted this comment Edited by sparklyharempants at 10/25/09 5:40 PM sparklyharempants was starred sparklyharempants was unstarred
    Image of suzannelb suzannelb
    10/24/09

    In reply to Mailbox Hall Of Shame: More Of Our Craziest, Angriest, And Strangest Emails
    I'm that annoying person who reads Funny Things On The Internet aloud to whoever's sitting near me. I just tried to read the Kevin Sorbo email to my roommate, and I couldn't get through it without shrieking hysterically.

    She's looking at me like I just Messed the fuck up. #worstemails
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    Hana Maru promoted this comment suzannelb was starred suzannelb was unstarred
    Image of mommy_dearest mommy_dearest
    10/24/09

    In reply to Mailbox Hall Of Shame: More Of Our Craziest, Angriest, And Strangest Emails
    "Hi Anna,
    Since you're an astute woman at the center of thought-provoking storms, most of them caused by men with too much testosterone, do YOU think the American Empire deserves to die—and if NOT, why not and if YES, Who or What would replace us?

    Also, do you want to go with me to the dance on Friday? Check one:

    ( )Yes
    ( ) No
    ( ) Maybe, but first I need to destroy the American Empire" #worstemails
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    Image of kookla kookla
    10/24/09

    In reply to Mailbox Hall Of Shame: More Of Our Craziest, Angriest, And Strangest Emails
    What? No angry emails about Lucy Lawless? #worstemails
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    Image of ihateyourescalade ihateyourescalade
    10/23/09

    In reply to Mailbox Hall Of Shame: More Of Our Craziest, Angriest, And Strangest Emails
    "If this "reformed healthcare" is such a fantastic idea...then why will it NOT apply to everyone? Everyone being our Senators, our Congressmen, President and their families."

    Our Senators, Congresspeople, President and their families currently enjoy government health benefits that kick your private-insurance policy's ass, you big dumb Republican ape.

    Ahem. Sorry for the outburst. #worstemails
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    10/23/09

    @ihateyourescalade: Well, if she is against socialized ANYTHING then I'm expecting she will be refusing her Social Security and Medicare when the time comes.... #worstemails
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    10/23/09

    @Gretchen is a new kitten mom!: And forgoing public education for her children, and working sixteen hour days, and putting out the fire consuming her house with her garden hose, and driving her car through grasslands and swamps, and...
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    Edited by whynotshesaid at 10/23/09 7:54 PM whynotshesaid was starred whynotshesaid was unstarred
    Image of AppleBrownBettyComingThrough AppleBrownBettyComingThrough
    10/23/09

    @ihateyourescalade: hearted! #worstemails
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    Image of MissyMcCLung MissyMcCLung
    10/23/09

    @whynotshesaid: And calls her private police and fire station when there's an emergency. And uses her own private army... #worstemails
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    Image of ihateyourescalade ihateyourescalade
    10/24/09

    @AppleBrownBettyComingThrough: Right back atcha, Betty. :) #worstemails
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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    10/23/09

    In reply to Mailbox Hall Of Shame: More Of Our Craziest, Angriest, And Strangest Emails
    Y'know, I wonder if some people who, like the crazy Heene family, are absolutely desperate for fame/notoriety, and just come up with the most random-ass and/or offensive emails and send them to you guys. Like, there's some poor soul quivering over his keyboard going "OMG 'Now this is where Kevin Sorbo Messed the fuck up' is gold. GOLD!"

    Probably not.
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    Edited by wtfox?! at 10/23/09 6:44 PM wtfox?! was starred wtfox?! was unstarred
    Image of tiredfairy tiredfairy
    10/23/09

    In reply to Mailbox Hall Of Shame: More Of Our Craziest, Angriest, And Strangest Emails
    Also, is it is just me, or does the Kevin Sorbo thing read like some really, really, really, really ill-conceived fan fic? #worstemails
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    Image of tiredfairy tiredfairy
    10/23/09

    In reply to Mailbox Hall Of Shame: More Of Our Craziest, Angriest, And Strangest Emails
    Whoa, dude. Did Kevin Sorbo poop on this guy's lawn or something?

    However "Nobody ever fucking liked him." and "Now this is where Kevin Sorbo Messed the Fuck Up." Are being added to my hilarious non-sequitors repertoire. See also "What did you do, Ray?" and "Cockbib!" #worstemails
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    Image of Meangirl.is.for.the.Horde Meangirl.is.for.the.Horde
    10/23/09

    In reply to Mailbox Hall Of Shame: More Of Our Craziest, Angriest, And Strangest Emails
    An anagram of Kevin Sorbo is: So I Knob Rev

    COINCIDENCE?! #worstemails
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    Hana Maru promoted this comment Meangirl.is.for.the.Horde was starred Meangirl.is.for.the.Horde was unstarred
    Image of WaltzingMatilda WaltzingMatilda
    10/23/09

    In reply to Mailbox Hall Of Shame: More Of Our Craziest, Angriest, And Strangest Emails
    I too would like some stainless steel douche. Nothing wrong with wanting your vaginal canal to shine like the top of the Chrysler Building, right? #worstemails
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    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    10/23/09

    @WaltzingMatilda: I buff mine and all my friends' every day. Tip-top shape everyday, I always say! (no, I don't) #worstemails
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    Image of creepygirl creepygirl
    10/23/09

    In reply to Mailbox Hall Of Shame: More Of Our Craziest, Angriest, And Strangest Emails
    Jezebel! We win in the end, period!

    On a t-shirt- I would wear that shit. Non-existent merchandising dept? You listening? #worstemails
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    Image of sequined sequined
    10/23/09

    @creepygirl: There used to be a Jezebel tee-shirts deal on one of those make-your-own tee-shirts sites. A commenter set it up; someone probably remembers the link. #worstemails
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    Image of angelheadedhipster angelheadedhipster
    10/23/09

    In reply to Mailbox Hall Of Shame: More Of Our Craziest, Angriest, And Strangest Emails
    How could Hercules grip that sword if his palms were so hairy? #worstemails
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    10/23/09

    @angelheadedhipster: Do you want to think again about whether that's a question you really want the answer to? #worstemails
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    10/23/09

    In reply to Mailbox Hall Of Shame: More Of Our Craziest, Angriest, And Strangest Emails
    WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!!!!!11 Wrinkles are the new death panlezzzzz

    Pfft. Who faux-finishes anymore? #worstemails
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    10/23/09

    In reply to Mailbox Hall Of Shame: More Of Our Craziest, Angriest, And Strangest Emails
    I love the letter from the lady who attends the ALL CAPS SCHOOL OF POINT-GETTING-ACROSS. #worstemails
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    10/23/09

    @morninggloria: I hear it's ranked a few spots above the Excessive!! Puncuation??? School ......... of Emotional!~! Depth?!?!?!?!?! #worstemails
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    10/23/09

    @jigglyball: And the WeIrD CAPiTaLiZaTiOn SchOOl FoR DuMmIeZ #worstemails
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    10/23/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Also the "COME ON! WAKE UP!" School Of Convincing People To Listen To You. #worstemails
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    10/23/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): My friends and I consider the people who type like that to be the same ones who, if asked to describe themselves, would say, "Well i'M lIke So ToTaLlY rAnDoM aNd CrAZy! LikE ToTTAlLy! LiKe RAnDoM aND cRaZY! #worstemails
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    10/23/09

    @morninggloria: HEATHER GRAHAM, DAMMIT #worstemails
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    10/23/09

    @jigglyball: eLEventyONE!!1 #worstemails
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    Image of tiredfairy tiredfairy
    10/23/09

    @morninggloria: Because the internet version of SHOUTING with typed words always makes people LISTEN more closely to whatever BATSHIT thing anyone has to say.

    Or something.

    I'm personally waiting for one that replaces letters with num8ers, inexplicable punc!tuation or using LOL as a comma, and evry tng n trncted txt spek omg!
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    Edited by tiredfairy at 10/23/09 6:23 PM tiredfairy was starred tiredfairy was unstarred
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