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    "One Of My Biggest Pet Peeves Is A Girl Who Is Not Probably Groomed On All Parts Of Her Body"

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    Image of resonanteye resonanteye
    04/24/09

    In reply to "One Of My Biggest Pet Peeves Is A Girl Who Is Not Probably Groomed On All Parts Of Her Body"
    Check the picture. He's a nailbiter.
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    04/23/09

    In reply to "One Of My Biggest Pet Peeves Is A Girl Who Is Not Probably Groomed On All Parts Of Her Body"
    This is in response to the comments on his article:


    Sure, this guy wrote things on his blog that may be found offensive; but, does the article he wrote really justify getting a slew of comments calling him gay, ugly, and telling him to "kill yourself"? How is this any worse from what he originally wrote?

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    Image of picardia picardia
    04/24/09

    @Popular Commentator: IMHO, it's fighting fire with fire. Seriously, men of all stripes -- even ones lame enough to pop their collars -- believe they have the god-given right to judge, criticize and mock women, even women so much more stunningly beautiful and successful than they are (see his contempt for Salma Hayek, for instance.) We have spent the last few decades hoping guys would grow up. They just regress further. So I say we judge/mock/snark the hell out of them -- and for less cause than this.
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    Image of BatCat! BatCat!
    04/23/09

    In reply to "One Of My Biggest Pet Peeves Is A Girl Who Is Not Probably Groomed On All Parts Of Her Body"
    It's just not worth getting mad about this stuff anymore. The guy is a clueless jerk. There will always be clueless jerks in the world. I'm not gonna go raising my blood pressure on account of some douchey nimrod.
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    Image of Brigit Brigit
    04/23/09

    @lorali: Agreed, but it is amusing in a LOL-idiots manner.
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    Image of Moneypenny Moneypenny
    04/23/09

    In reply to "One Of My Biggest Pet Peeves Is A Girl Who Is Not Probably Groomed On All Parts Of Her Body"
    You guys. There is no way this is real.


    It's some kind of satire, it HAS to be.

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    Image of mmstk101 mmstk101
    04/23/09

    @Moneypenny: Have you checked out his website? If it's real, he has got to be one of the most deluded people ever. It's ridiculous. The comments on his website (although vicious) are hilarious.
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    04/23/09

    @mmstk101: Okay, a lot of the comments are awful, but I thought this one was funny: "Your photos would look better if they were of someone else."
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    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    04/23/09

    In reply to "One Of My Biggest Pet Peeves Is A Girl Who Is Not Probably Groomed On All Parts Of Her Body"
    He looks dull as a brick to me. Slimy McSlimeball. Any chick who would actually fall for his undoubtedly lame-ass 'chat-up' lines has got to be of a similar mental age (14?). He is destined to end up broke and alone and the oldest swinger in town. I feel kind of sorry for him.
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    04/23/09

    In reply to "One Of My Biggest Pet Peeves Is A Girl Who Is Not Probably Groomed On All Parts Of Her Body"
    i'm glad he is so verbal about his thoughts on the subject... makes it easy to recognize the douche and ignore him.
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    Image of picardia picardia
    04/23/09

    In reply to "One Of My Biggest Pet Peeves Is A Girl Who Is Not Probably Groomed On All Parts Of Her Body"
    I know I always take very, very seriously the advice from a guy who pops his collar. ESPECIALLY if he allowed someone to take a picture of him doing so.
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    04/23/09

    In reply to "One Of My Biggest Pet Peeves Is A Girl Who Is Not Probably Groomed On All Parts Of Her Body"
    so he actually only dates (or has sex) with women he deems a ten? how many truly perfect looking people are out there, especially if salma and halle aren't tens? what kind of seriously skewed spectrum is this gross, oily douchebag working with?
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    Image of SarahMC SarahMC
    04/23/09

    @sassyfrass: He already said classy stripper types.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    04/23/09

    In reply to "One Of My Biggest Pet Peeves Is A Girl Who Is Not Probably Groomed On All Parts Of Her Body"
    Is there a way we can make men like this wear signs on their foreheads -- so they can be ID'd before we even get out of the bar?? What are women doing going home with this cretin?!?
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    04/23/09

    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: The popped collar and slicked back hair are usually good indicators. Not 100% reliable, but pretty close.
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    Image of queenieinmanhattan queenieinmanhattan
    04/23/09

    In reply to "One Of My Biggest Pet Peeves Is A Girl Who Is Not Probably Groomed On All Parts Of Her Body"
    Um, did anyone else see the Bohemian Rhapsody parody in the comments?


    [arthurkade.com]

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    04/23/09

    @queenieinmanhattan: "Smarmy douche! Smarmy douche! Will you wear your sweet backpack?"


    OMG. I am dying of laughter. I may never be able to sing along to that song without the "smarmy douche" words. Amazing.

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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    04/23/09

    In reply to "One Of My Biggest Pet Peeves Is A Girl Who Is Not Probably Groomed On All Parts Of Her Body"
    Staggering.


    I'm sure Halle and Gabriel "the Gorgeous" Aubry, Salma and her billionaire husband are quite chagrined at his review.


    He can haz lobotomy nao? Because now that he's amused us I quite frankly see no further use for him.


    I don't usually say that, not about humans nor those who masquerade as such. But this - being - is special.

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    Image of John Eff Kennedy John Eff Kennedy
    04/23/09

    In reply to "One Of My Biggest Pet Peeves Is A Girl Who Is Not Probably Groomed On All Parts Of Her Body"
    I am ashamed to say that I find him HOTT. If he agreed to grunt and not speak, I might be interested. Dont kill me. He really is handsome.
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    04/23/09

    @put anna in a cabana: You are being sarcastic, right? RIGHT?
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    Image of John Eff Kennedy John Eff Kennedy
    04/23/09

    @Mrs. Stephen Fry: The guy might be the douchiest douche ever but he is yummy. I would consider it just for the sex.
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    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    04/23/09

    @put anna in a cabana: Well you better shave your business, otherwise he ain't havin' it.


    I think he looks like a young Sylvester Stallone...

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    04/23/09

    @put anna in a cabana: NOOOOOOOO.

    That is all.
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    Image of Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) Little Green Frog (Wise Latina)
    04/23/09

    In reply to "One Of My Biggest Pet Peeves Is A Girl Who Is Not Probably Groomed On All Parts Of Her Body"
    The gems on this blog!


    Title of the blog: "Arthur Kade: My Journey to Stardom"


    Regarding the nurse with the mustache: She was also very mean to me when I told her that "I hate needles" and she said, "I don't care sonny, you came here to get this done so be quiet".


    About his appearance: I can't wait to see myself when I star in a feature film.


    His scale: 6 and under-Don't bother. Not worth listing or discussing. Not even friend or date worthy.


    He did try, but forgot to use spell checking in his Bio: I am an extremely motivated and passionate person who trys(sic) to excel at everything that I do


    More bio. Also, please refer to his "scale" above: ...my grandmother who taught me the value of being a good person and no matter what treating people with respect and dignity.


    Yet more: I am not the average peron(sic) who is liked by everyone


    OK, last one because it's getting old: Every time I am on the set of a movie or television show, I can see the casting directors and Production Assistants's looking at me like I have a "star" quality, and I know that there will be a point that I get the opportunity to deliver some lines and get a "featured role".


    PS: he fixed the "probably" :-(

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    Image of Brigit Brigit
    04/23/09

    @Little Green Frog: "trys(sic) to excel at everything that I do"


    So he hasn't tried to make coherent thoughts.

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    Image of Penny_Esq Penny_Esq
    04/23/09

    @Little Green Frog: Those "Production Assistants's" looking at him, how does he cope?
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    Image of Skellatrix Skellatrix
    04/23/09

    In reply to "One Of My Biggest Pet Peeves Is A Girl Who Is Not Probably Groomed On All Parts Of Her Body"
    The topic of pubic hair makes me all riled up. Once, during the throes of passion, this dude criticized my fuzziness. He actually said, face-to-crotch, "I normally like less hair." I don't even remember my response, I think it was something along the lines of "oh well! Just keep doing what you're doing." I certainly did NOT run home to shave for that jerkface.
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    Image of Gingerlime Gingerlime
    04/23/09

    In reply to "One Of My Biggest Pet Peeves Is A Girl Who Is Not Probably Groomed On All Parts Of Her Body"
    One of my biggest pet peeves is a guy who is incapable of drilling a 6-inch hole in the wall with his penis. A girl's gotta have her standards.
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    Image of Brigit Brigit
    04/23/09

    @Gingerlime: I mean, seriously, if the dude can't press 200 lbs with his peen, how useful is he to me?
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