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    Image of hovy hovy
    11/17/09

    In reply to Does Bonnie Fuller Still Know How To Talk To Women?
    Hollywood Life, sponsored by Pepto Bismol. For when you can't stomach any more stupid crap, grab the pink stuff! #hollywoodlife
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    Image of KATE! KATE!
    11/17/09

    In reply to Does Bonnie Fuller Still Know How To Talk To Women?
    when i need a bit of trashy celebrity gossip, i turn to michael k at dlisted. now, he gets me! ms. fuller? not so much. #hollywoodlife
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    11/17/09

    @KATE!: NOBODY does it better than Michael K. NOBODY. #hollywoodlife
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    11/17/09

    In reply to Does Bonnie Fuller Still Know How To Talk To Women?
    I had the good sense to find Bonnie Fuller distasteful when she was editor of YM. If she couldn't get me when I was a teenager (albeit a Sassy-loving one), there is no way she'll get me as a grown-ass woman. #hollywoodlife
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    11/17/09

    In reply to Does Bonnie Fuller Still Know How To Talk To Women?
    The look of the site gives me a headache. I'm going to go ahead and assume that the site's content will do the same.

    Also. "Do you dress better than Brit?"

    Really? #hollywoodlife
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Does Bonnie Fuller Still Know How To Talk To Women?
    I'm honestly not sure who this site is aimed at. If she's aiming at teens, the lingo she's using is painfully dated (I don't even think Paris Hilton says "That's hot" anymore) and if she's aiming at women, the language is just condescending and annoying, as it doesn't recognize the stupidity (and chance to make jokes) about things like "BFFs" and such. It also seems to be set up to be the voice of "your BFF, Bonnie," but the site is written in the royal we a la Perez Hilton, which is off-putting as well. #hollywoodlife
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    11/17/09

    @hortense: If Jack Donaghy were channeling Regina George's mom trying to run a website, this would be the result. #hollywoodlife
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    Image of LucilleMcGillicuddy LucilleMcGillicuddy
    11/17/09

    In reply to Does Bonnie Fuller Still Know How To Talk To Women?
    I just bopped over there to check it out and, holy crap, it is the most visually unappealing website I've seen in quite a long time. Little Ricky could have done better and she's 6. #hollywoodlife
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    Image of futuremouse futuremouse
    11/17/09

    In reply to Does Bonnie Fuller Still Know How To Talk To Women?
    The "Hey BFFs" thing is painfully awkward. Reads slightly Amy Poehler as Regina George's mom to me. #hollywoodlife
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    11/17/09

    @futuremouse: Oh, you girls keep me young. #hollywoodlife
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    11/17/09

    @futuremouse: Oh, damn, I totally copied you before I read on down. Sorry. #hollywoodlife
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    Image of Sanfo Sanfo
    11/17/09

    In reply to Does Bonnie Fuller Still Know How To Talk To Women?
    I appreciate Ashley's tired gaze. Splendid cropping!
    I don't buy it. The language used throughout the site is a little demeaning- it reminds me of Regina George's mother: 'How are my best girlfrends? Happy hour is from four to six! What's all the hot gossip? All the cool jams?'
    I wish the 'female audience' could be marketed to- that's exactly what this is, marketing- with a bit more diversity in the content. Celebrities! There's a million of them, and we'll only talk to you about the same tired twenty! #hollywoodlife
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    Image of TexasCrude TexasCrude
    11/17/09

    @Sanfo: "What's the 411, girlfriend?"

    ...the fuck? Is Bonnie that one English teacher I had in middle school who wanted to be hip and with it? #hollywoodlife
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Does Bonnie Fuller Still Know How To Talk To Women?
    I clearly remember when Marie Claire released it' first US issue with Fuller at the helm (I am almost certain it was her, at least). I would have been 13, I guess. Claudia S was on the cover. I thought the magazine was SO cool.

    She doesn't speak to me so much anymore.
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    Image of The Queen of No The Queen of No
    03/10/09

    In reply to Pillow Talk: The Meaning Of Dreams Depends On The Mood
    I dream about shitting in public places ALL. THE. TIME. Often in a restaurant, like at the booth. Worst dream ever.


    I constantly dream about armageddon, as well.

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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    03/10/09

    In reply to Pillow Talk: The Meaning Of Dreams Depends On The Mood
    At some point today, I'm going to be hoppin' on over to the dream-decoder site. Because this thread has stirred up all kinds of remembered dreams that I can't understand. Like, once when I was younger, I had a dream in which I somehow had a dead body to dispose of, don't remember if I'd killed him or what. So I ended up digging a hole in the living room floor under the Christmas tree and burying him there. Another time, I had a very vivid dream in which I was driving my own car and something was bumping around in the trunk as I made a turn, and I knew that it was a body I had in the trunk. The worst part of these dreams was the sick, panicked feeling I had when I realized I had to find a way to dispose of the dead people. It felt very real. Awful! So, so awful! And gross!


    *I've never killed anyone, just so you all know*

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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    03/10/09

    In reply to Pillow Talk: The Meaning Of Dreams Depends On The Mood
    In the past week, I've had three vivid dreams:
    1. My filling pops out (which means something ending or something?)
    2. My crush and I were flirting and were just about to kiss when I woke up (which means I'm not sure how he feels about me) and I spilled something in front of him (which apparently shows my social awkwardness).
    3. I killed a dude and then denied it but then admitted it because he did something really horrible and totally deserved it. (I forget what that one means.)


    I NEVER remember dreams, so this is actually kinda neat.

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    Image of ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥ ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥
    03/10/09

    In reply to Pillow Talk: The Meaning Of Dreams Depends On The Mood
    Things that irk me about dreams:


    1) - I often think I'm having recurring dreams, but never know if it's programmed into the dream for me to think its recurring or if it's actually been a recurring dream - those suckers are sneaky like that ::


    2) - Things happen while you're dreaming that are completely normal and unremarkable in the realm of your dreamverse, then you wakeup and snap back into reality and realize, 'Well THAT'S not the way things are' - for example: my room will be on the roof of my house in a dream and no one in dreamverse ever brings it up, or thinks its cause for alarm - it's COMPLETELY NORMAL.


    huh???

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    Image of ValSilph ValSilph
    03/10/09

    In reply to Pillow Talk: The Meaning Of Dreams Depends On The Mood
    Anyone have dreams where you are trying to get ready for something and just. can't. do. it?

    Like, say if you're getting ready for a date, and you just can't decide on what to wear? I dream this SO MUCH. It's insanely frustrating.
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    Image of TurtleSpeak TurtleSpeak
    03/10/09

    @ValSilph: Yes. It's so annoying.
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    Image of mysterygirl mysterygirl
    03/10/09

    In reply to Pillow Talk: The Meaning Of Dreams Depends On The Mood
    If anyone wants to analyze my recurring dream (I can never see clearly and never straight ahead, only very fuzzy and from my periphery, and I'm always stuck to the spot and can't move even though I'm in some set of odd circumstances where I would want to get away), I would appreciate it... :)
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    Image of MeanMadMargaret MeanMadMargaret
    03/10/09

    @mysterygirl: There are some dream dictionaries on the internet, if that helps.
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    03/10/09

    @MeanMadMargaret: Thanks. I figure it can't be terribly uncommon...
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