Ann Coulter-Loving Scientist Says Women Are Getting Hotter

New research purports to show that women are getting more attractive, because pretty women have more children and, proportionately, more daughters. Take this news with, as the tabloids say, a boulder of salt.
They F*ck You Up, Your Mom And Dad (But Mostly Your Mom)
Remember when psychologists used to blame frigid
"refrigerator mothers" for raising autistic children? That hypothesis fell out of favor, but mom-blaming in general is still totally in fashion. Latest example: reported in the , showing that mean moms are more likely to mess up their kids than mean dads. Dr. Wayne…
"A Free, Fluid, Energetic, Sensual Walk": Details From The Gait/Orgasm Study
Thanks to several intrepid readers, we now have a copy of "A Woman's History of Vaginal Orgasm is Discernible from Her Walk," the study
we discussed earlier today. As you might expect, it's chock-full of obnoxious. The study opens with a quote from Virgil: "The goddess was discovered by her gait." As if the idea of…
Something In The Way She Moves: Does A Woman's Gait Predict Her "Orgasmic Ability"?
Are you self-conscious about the way you walk? No? Well, get ready! According to
a study published in the September 2008 issue of (not, unfortunately, , which publishes only papers by soul-ologist Marvin Gaye), people with sexological training were able to deduce a woman's "history of vaginal orgasm" from her walk…
Quit The Naked Housework, Ladies: Male Commitment Is Genetic
On the heels of
The Re-education of the Female, which suggests that women keep their men by doing chores in sexy outfits, comes a study implying that male fidelity may have more to do with genetics than wifely subservience. According to scientists at the Karolinska Institute (sounds like a ballet studio, actually a…
