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An Inspiring Story Of Selflessness In The Hamptons

9/11 firefighters, marines who save Iraqi puppies... I think we can all agree that pretty words are nice, but nothing warms the cockles like those brave, special citizens who, in the midst of social crisis, rise to the challenge and pledge to do all they can to help their neighbors. And so readers, I am avibe with good...uh...vibes over an email we received today from a tipster by the name of "Schadenfrau" originally sent by a firm called BF Designs, in reaction to the terrible tragedy under way at Bear Stearns, the investment bank that is no longer run by the pothead bridge champion. BF Designs, located in Southampton, New York, provides a specialized service known as "staging" houses, which is to say, they clean up your house and make it look like you have really good taste so it looks better when you show it to prospective buyers. And what, praytell, might such a firm's role in soothing the nation's financial crisis? Read on, and be inspired. More »

12:00 PM on Tue Mar 18 2008
By Moe
6,127 views, 68 comments

Latest by buggeroff: I had an ex who did staging. God, she was so incredible at it. It was one thing that I really enjoyed about living with her. Everything was perfect and pretty and sexy and I wasn't allowed to touch anything, more »