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"I'll Forgive A Lot From The Man Who Gave Us Chinatown"
On Saturday, Hortense asked if we'd be able to watch movies by Polanski apologists. Maybe — but can we date them? And what if they also like rape jokes? More »

10/06/09

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By Anna N.
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"I Know How You All Look Forward To Your Weekly Rampaging Bitch Sessions About Me And [CockBibs]"
Do you remember CockBibs? Or the unhinged man who invented them? Well, he's firing off angry emails to us again. This time, he's irate about an Urban Dictionary definition that Jezebel readers created—and made popular!—for the term "cockbib." More »

08/10/09

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By Tracie
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"Do You See Your Own Situation At Jezebel As Sexist?"
Men — particularly white men — have it pretty hard these days. Wise Latinas are getting onto the Supreme Court, black Muslims from Mombasa are living in the White House, and some women are even running websites for other women. More »

07/24/09

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By Megan
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"Maybe Thats What My Pull Towards You Is, My Relief From The 'Quest'"
Few ex-boyfriends appreciate the primacy of laziness on the decision whether or not to sleep with them again. "Emily" and "Brian" were two old flames in the laziest stretch of most educated Americans' post-infant lives: Christmas break home from college. More »

07/22/09

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"Like I Said Before, I Have Some Sociopath Tendencies"
"The lover's discourse is today of an extreme solitude," Roland Barthes wrote in 1977, for those who didn't catch it from the placement of the apostrophe. Spoken like someone who'd never been confronted with change in an ex-girlfriend's relationship status! More »

07/08/09

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"I’m Sorry I Wasn't Honest About My Need For Non-Monogamy"
New game! "What's more offensive?" The erotic beauty of you holding yourself (or two magnificent parts of yourself) or the "awww, but it seems like he really loved her!" forgiveness orgy for this pathological dumbshit dipshit shitfuck? More »

06/29/09

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The Mark Sanford Emails: A Textual Analysis
Last night, The State released a series of e-mails between Mark Sanford and his Argentinian paramour, a woman said to be a 43-year-old agribusiness exec. We analyze Sanford's communiques from a literary, cultural, theological, and numerological perspective, after the jump. More »

06/25/09

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By Anna N.
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"If I Were John Steinbeck I Would Say (Casually) That You Have Penis Envy"
Welcome back to Crap Email From A Dude, in which dudes incriminate themselves in ways at once profoundly alarming and totally familiar. Today, the "Wow Dude, You Found Me Out, Fucking You Twice Means I'm Trying To Marry You" thing. More »

06/22/09

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"What Could Be Wrong With Something That Tastes Good And It Fills Me Up?"
Welcome back to Crap Email From A Dude, wherein Jezemeritus Moe and her fellow romantic failure Georgia Cool parse the missives of dudes you are hopefully not still fucking. Today's theme: self-control. More »

06/15/09

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"What Do You Think Will Happen To Your Dating Life? To Your Looks?"
As the nation learned once again last week with the coverage of Dr. George Tiller's murder, the abortion issue is all too rarely approached with the sensitivity and nuance it deserves. More »

06/08/09

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"I Don't Mean To Sound Like A Self-Promoting Prick But…"

06/01/09

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CockBibs Inventor Has A Few Words For Our Commenters
The mysterious inventor of CockBibs has already written one Crap Email to express his disgust with our take on his product. But after that email was posted, he felt the need to respond—again. More »

05/24/09

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"Crap Emails From A Dude" Brought To You By A Dude
Going through Crap Email withdrawal? Check out Psychotic Letters From Men, compiled by a guy named Weasel. More »

02/05/09

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By Anna N.
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The Twelve Days Of Douchebags
While we can't publish every crap email that we receive in our inboxes, we can select some of the crappiest nuggets of crap and deliver them as a special holiday present to you. More »

12/22/08

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"But I Am, Incurably, Shallow."
Poor Alex. She meets Ryan on a trip, they flirt, email, talk; he visits. They talk for hours, have great sex, develop that emotional-intellectual connection, everything. Then, well, we all know what comes next. Crap. More »

12/18/08

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"I Suspect That Rather Than Your Boyfriends Being The 'Bad Element' Of Your Past Relationships, In Some Way You Were"

12/05/08

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11/05/08

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"Things Could Have Been Fine, Had The Following Events Not Happened…"

09/19/08

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"I'm Not Having Sex Right Now Either…"

08/26/08

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"Take A Softer, Gentler, And Dare I Say, More Feminine Voice"

08/08/08

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"This Bottling Of Emotions Is Called Acting, And Perhaps Advanced Make-Believe"

07/25/08

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"I'll Forgive A Lot From The Man Who Gave Us Chinatown"

"I Know How You All Look Forward To Your Weekly Rampaging Bitch Sessions About Me And [CockBibs]"

"Do You See Your Own Situation At Jezebel As Sexist?"

"Maybe Thats What My Pull Towards You Is, My Relief From The 'Quest'"

"Like I Said Before, I Have Some Sociopath Tendencies"

"I’m Sorry I Wasn't Honest About My Need For Non-Monogamy"

The Mark Sanford Emails: A Textual Analysis

"If I Were John Steinbeck I Would Say (Casually) That You Have Penis Envy"

"What Could Be Wrong With Something That Tastes Good And It Fills Me Up?"

"What Do You Think Will Happen To Your Dating Life? To Your Looks?"

"I Don't Mean To Sound Like A Self-Promoting Prick But…"

CockBibs Inventor Has A Few Words For Our Commenters

"Crap Emails From A Dude" Brought To You By A Dude

The Twelve Days Of Douchebags

"But I Am, Incurably, Shallow."

"I Suspect That Rather Than Your Boyfriends Being The 'Bad Element' Of Your Past Relationships, In Some Way You Were"

Crap Email From A Dude

"Things Could Have Been Fine, Had The Following Events Not Happened…"

"I'm Not Having Sex Right Now Either…"

"Take A Softer, Gentler, And Dare I Say, More Feminine Voice"

"This Bottling Of Emotions Is Called Acting, And Perhaps Advanced Make-Believe"

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