A dude in New York who is feeling the pressure of our impending doom at the hands of the crisis that has killed nearly 5,000 people (though the number is projected to be much higher) in Western Africa and will most likely not become so serious in other parts of the world/Africa has made quite the proposition on Ye…
A bullied child is every parent's worst nightmare, and when school meetings and disciplinary action is not enough, what's a concerned mother or father to do? Thank god there's Craigslist where, for the kingly sum of $15 an hour, anyone can find some "cool black kids" to meet their son at the 7/11.
Worried that he'll try to get fresh with you in the middle of the night? Please, don't flatter yourself. He has two other female roommates to do the sex with at his disposal.
A human fedora hat in Chicago posted an open letter to Craigslist reminding the women of his city to smile and dress pretty so he can assault you with this unwanted advances. You know, helpful, necessary advice.
Act now! Or you're an awful fucking parent.
Ladies, I hope you haven't been harboring any dreams of working in a bakery in the near future, because it turns out you're just too puny and girly to handle the demands of the job.
Autumn (arguably the best season) offers a cornucopia of things to be grateful for. There's the beautiful changing leaves, less humidity (read: good hair) and chillier weather that allows for long park walks and hot chocolate. Great, right? Well, too bad it's all WORTHLESS if you have no one to share it with.
Are you a team player who takes direction well and is outgoing but works well with others?Also are you punctual, reliable and oh by the way, a very good swimmer who can pretend to drown? Well do we have the gig for you!
Every single day (maybe even every hour!) strange bits of Internet drift across the Jezebel transom, forcing us to ask ourselves: Real or fake? Unbelievable true story, or rank bullshit? This is such a common question in this office that today we find ourselves asking: What's weirder, some real-deal crazy Craiglist…
A traveler on a cross-country cycling expedition has taken to Craigslist in a desperate attempt to locate a lost travel companion: a life-size cutout of Justin Bieber.
36-year-old Oklahoma resident Martin Kraham was arrested last Thursday for having sex with several people he met through Craigslist without disclosing his HIV positive status. According to the arrest warrant, Kraham put up 695 posts on the Craigslist personals section over the course of six-and-a-half years. That is…
A pregnant teenager and her boyfriend were murdered after arranging to meet a stranger for sex through the website Craigslist.
A woman in New York has decided she's done being a bridesmaid and is finally ready to be..a professional bridesmaid.
A Hawaiian woman recently adopted a 10-year-old Jack Russell terrier named Sallie Mae from her local humane society shelter. Yay! But about an hour after leaving the shelter, she posted the pup for sale on Craigslist—asking more than double the original adoption fee. Boo!
Ferris Bueller and Carrie Bradshaw superfans, spread thine wallets: Matthew Broderick's old Vespa is available for the buying on Craigslist. Broderick doesn't currently own it; some guy in Queens does. But the point is that Sarah Jessica Parker might have at one point possibly sat on it.
A man in Illinois placed a lurid ad for casual sex using a 14-year-old girl's number as an act of revenge over some text messages sent to the wrong phone number.
College kids love acting like finals week is the worst thing that's ever happened to them. They hole up in the library and fashion themselves yurts made of hoodies, Gatorade bottles, and Funyans bags and loudly pray for death. I used to do this. My friends did this. And really, in retrospect, it wasn't that bad. The I…
A 22—year-old woman from Arizona was arrested this week after taking to Craigslist to find a casual encounter (and maybe more?). Like many of us, the woman (who identifies as transgender and was booked under the name Donald Waelde) posted an ad on the classifieds site looking for a (literal) stud. Waelde, however,…
Looking to switch up careers? RUNDON'TWALK on over to Craigslist, because — hoooo, boy — do they have the listing for you! A Brooklyn man is offering $175 to the right female candidate and all she has to do is soak in a bathtub of ramen noodles for a half hour. You really can have it all!
A man in Seattle may have posted the craziest ad for a roommate/possible sex partner ever.
