Sure, the crab has mastered the sideways shuffle, but this wiener dog kid shows real potential. Place your bets, folks!
• Anne Frank's last surviving "helper," Miep Gies, turns 100 this Sunday. She humbly claims that she has received far more attention than she deserves, and "so many others have done the same." •
You'll never guess what's becoming an endangered species. Crabs! Not the shellfish, but the pubic lice. It seems that Brazilian bikini waxes are contributing to the falling rates of infections, since the lice can't live, or be transmitted, without hair. [IHT]