- We admitted to wasting our money on rampant Von Douchebaggery.
- Jennifer invested her booty in a pole dancing class.
- She should have taken lessons from nascent skank, 9-year-old Kylie Kardashian.
- We questioned Oprah's involvement with alleged puree plagiarist Jessica Seinfeld.
- We thought that Page Six should rescind its …
This past weekend, I came across news of a survey reporting that single women "overwhelmingly believe cowboys are better in bed than businessmen" and that of those single women surveyed, some 60% would rather live in a house in the country than a fancy condo in the city.