Sarah Jessica Parker Hates Samantha Jones, Jess Seinfeld; Doesn't Mind Streep's Kid

Ok, so some gays sat next to Sarah Jessica Parker and her gays at a restaurant in New York the other day during lunch time. They learned the following things:

Ok, so some gays sat next to Sarah Jessica Parker and her gays at a restaurant in New York the other day during lunch time. They learned the following things:

Last night when we couldn't sleep we decided to engage in one of the favorite activities of insomniacs everywhere: Internet stalking vis a vis MySpace! Only, we didn't even get to examining ex-boyfriends' MySpace pages, so distracted were we by the large announcement on the MySpace homepage that not only did Sarah…
Yesterday, we bitched about the news of Sarah Jessica Parker's new, sassy-sounding scent Covet, accusing the actress of cashing in on her years as Sex And The City's stylish, lovable goofball Carrie Bradshaw in the fragrance's new ad campaign.
Almost a decade after Patricia Field made her into a style icon to millions of young women, Sarah Jessica Parker is continuing to torture the innocents of America with her, em, "contributions" to the fashion and beauty industries. Parker, having already slapped her name on a fragrance for Coty and an apparel line for…