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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    12/01/09

    In reply to December Vogue: Deck The Halls With Adrenal Glands And Expensive Shirts
    "Sadly not included in December Vogue is the much-needed pull-out greeting card: 'Merry Christmas! I'm concerned about your glands!' "

    Tsk. A shame. And so perfectly passive-aggressive, too.
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    Image of alula alula
    12/01/09

    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: What with this and the CBS Cares campaign about the gift of a Pap smear, I sense a business opportunity for a whole line of medical-test greeting cards.
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    Rooo sez BISH PLZ promoted this comment alula was starred alula was unstarred
    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    12/01/09

    In reply to December Vogue: Deck The Halls With Adrenal Glands And Expensive Shirts
    Irving Penn: A Man, A Mouse, A Sausage has me laughing like a loon and I don't even know what any of it means. All I know is that's an essay I would happily read.

    My hat is doffed in your direction, Anna.
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    Aesop's Foibles. YES. was starred Aesop's Foibles. YES. was unstarred
    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    12/01/09

    In reply to December Vogue: Deck The Halls With Adrenal Glands And Expensive Shirts
    The wooden iPod dock by Vers is genius Anna! What if my ipod got stranded on a deserted island, as a result of a plan crash flying out of Sydney on its way to LAX, and found itself LOST?!? This way it would have a ready made raft.
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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    12/01/09

    In reply to December Vogue: Deck The Halls With Adrenal Glands And Expensive Shirts
    Perhaps it's because there is a grassy landscape background, but I keep reading the coverline as "130 Indigenous Holiday Ideas" and I'm thinking, what could that mean? Shrubs?
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    12/01/09

    In reply to December Vogue: Deck The Halls With Adrenal Glands And Expensive Shirts
     
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    Image of Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd) Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd)
    12/01/09

    @Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: *slow clap*
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    12/01/09

    @Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd): I am actually absurdly proud of it. I'm so witless the majority of the time.
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    Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. was starred Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. was unstarred
    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    12/01/09

    @Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: I'm proud of you, actually. Not joking. My chest puffed out a little bit. Good show!
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    11/30/09

    In reply to December Allure: For The Martian On Your Holiday Shopping List
    I just read the 'How To Take A Shower' post. I don't know how I could have missed that one, but I'm glad to have it in my life at last.
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    Image of thrombus thrombus
    11/30/09

    @BlondeGoddess: Thanks Allure! Before you came along my small woman brain couldn't figure out those big scary knobs and pipes.
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    Image of CupcakeMonster CupcakeMonster
    11/30/09

    @BlondeGoddess: I totally forgot about that one. Laminating and hanging in my shower now. (Just in case)
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    boxspelunker promoted this comment CupcakeMonster was starred CupcakeMonster was unstarred
    Image of Rare Affinity Rare Affinity
    11/30/09

    In reply to December Allure: For The Martian On Your Holiday Shopping List
    Based on the taglines alone, would anyone other than a Kirsten Dunst fan be inspired to buy the magazine? Any magazine promising EASY tips to weight-loss is clearly aimed at the gullible.
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/30/09

    @Rare Affinity: Kirsten Dunst fan? Does. Not. Compute.
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    Image of futuremouse futuremouse
    11/30/09

    In reply to December Allure: For The Martian On Your Holiday Shopping List
    Perfect! My alien invasion attempts are always foiled by sub-par concealer and oddly colored cleavage. Well, that and Will Smith. Damn you Will Smith.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    11/30/09

    @futuremouse: And Jeff Goldblum. I mean really, it is mainly Jeff Goldblum who brings them down. I mean you. Or y'all.
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/30/09

    @badmutha: JEFF GOLDBLUM!!!!
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11/30/09

    In reply to December Allure: For The Martian On Your Holiday Shopping List

    They're already better at this than us.
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    Edited by CurtCole at 11/30/09 1:11 PM CurtCole was starred CurtCole was unstarred
    Image of badmutha badmutha
    11/30/09

    In reply to December Allure: For The Martian On Your Holiday Shopping List
    "Stuff that will stain your towels" may be perfect for the natural stuff, but "Things that you can use instead of finger nail polish remover" go under the listing of new beauty products. What the hell is in some of that stuff? It BLEACHES places in my towels.
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    Image of LaFemme LaFemme
    11/30/09

    In reply to December Allure: For The Martian On Your Holiday Shopping List
    Oh man. I got this last week and cringed reading Dunst's, "there are so many shitty little towns in the middle of the country" quote and was surprised they printed it without trying to make it sound even slightly more diplomatic...
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    11/30/09

    @LaFemme: Is that seriously a quote? I want to know so that I can hang my hatred of her on more than "she's a crappy actress" and "ugh".
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of LaFemme LaFemme
    11/30/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I am paraphrasing. But it was almost that bad.

    The gist of the article was about how down to earth she is, how she takes roadtrips with her girlfriends instead of fancy vacations to St. Barts or whatnot. I *think* she wanted to express how she had a great time getting to know the "real America" outside of NYC and LA, and how startling it was to see so many towns affected by the recession; it read REALLY poorly in print though.
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/30/09

    @LaFemme: Yikes. That makes me grit my teeth.
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    MargaretMoony was starred MargaretMoony was unstarred
    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/30/09

    In reply to December Allure: For The Martian On Your Holiday Shopping List
    Tom Cruise, consider your stocking stuffed! And no, that is not a metaphor. Stop sulking.
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    BetteD was starred BetteD was unstarred
    Image of sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell
    11/24/09

    In reply to Going Vogue: Anna Wintour Meets Alaskan Winter
    My contributions.
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    sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell was starred sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell was unstarred
    Image of Dauphine Dauphine
    11/24/09

    In reply to Going Vogue: Anna Wintour Meets Alaskan Winter

    Guys, that picture is twenty pounds too heavy to be on the cover of Vogue. Here:
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    Image of funnyface funnyface
    11/24/09

    In reply to Going Vogue: Anna Wintour Meets Alaskan Winter
    Childbirth of a Nation by Andrew Sullivan is so full of win you should give YOURSELF COTD.
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