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    02:21 PM

    In reply to Elle: The New Year's 'Make Better' Metamorphosis
    I read "To love someone is to meringue them." I thought, 1) Very true and 2) I will start using that as a verb now, thanks.
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    02:21 PM

    In reply to Elle: The New Year's 'Make Better' Metamorphosis
    My all-grape diet is called "box of wine".
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    02:59 PM

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I find that a rousing game of "slap the bag" is great for toning the triceps.
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    02:17 PM

    In reply to Elle: The New Year's 'Make Better' Metamorphosis
    Who the fuck wants to be with someone you can control?
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    02:53 PM

    @eatsshootsleaves: Dominatrices?
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    02:11 PM

    In reply to Elle: The New Year's 'Make Better' Metamorphosis
    I'm not on board with the ELLE hate. At least they offer something to read every month (and not just about fashion and makeup; they had a provocative piece on 'gender disappointment' last month that both fascinated and repulsed me), and they pay a lot of attention to books. Unlike, say, Vogue or Bazaar.
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    02:16 PM

    @BlondeGoddess: I agree, I personally think its the best of the mainstream fashion mags. There are a lot of interesting articles and features. Vogue I think is a classification of its own and does its things pretty well, but to me Bazaar is just a bunch of pretty pictures of things I can't afford.
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    02:21 PM

    @BlondeGoddess: Yeah, I think the book reviews are great. It definitely seems like a more substantial magazine than some of its peers.
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    Image of LaFemme LaFemme
    02:26 PM

    @BlondeGoddess: I agree. Elle and Vanity Fair are my favorite magazines as they actually have some decent articles. And almost every American fashion magazine is better than the mags they have where I live (Mexico) that are like catalogs of clothing against white backgrounds, where every item hovers around 2000 USD.
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    07:34 PM

    @BlondeGoddess: The book reviews and E. Jean are the two things that keep me from canceling my subscription.
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    Image of DutchessOfDork DutchessOfDork
    02:05 PM

    In reply to Elle: The New Year's 'Make Better' Metamorphosis
    What is up with Lady Gaga's arm? She has no armpit, shoulder something.
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    02:07 PM

    @DutchessOfDork: It looks like a plucked chicken wing!
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    02:15 PM

    @DutchessOfDork: There was a long thread about that a couple of weeks ago. I did some investigative research (ie took off my sweater and made the same pose in front of a mirror) and wow! Same weird result. Foreshortening, rather than photoshop. For once.
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    02:04 PM

    In reply to Elle: The New Year's 'Make Better' Metamorphosis
    Okay, I admit it. I own leopard print eye shadow. It was on sale after Halloween and I thought "HEY! This could be fun for New Years!"
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    Image of downhillracers downhillracers
    02:05 PM

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: how does that work? sounds really complex to apply
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    02:07 PM

    @downhillracers: Just like plaid paint.
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    02:08 PM

    @redqueenmeg: How the hell does plaid paint work?!
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    Image of Keep it cool Keep it cool
    02:08 PM

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: Is it cool? Does it work? How do you get the effect?
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    Image of eatsshootsleaves eatsshootsleaves
    02:16 PM

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: Leopard print eye shadow actually sounds all kind of awesome.
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    02:16 PM

    @downhillracers: I haven't put it on yet, but it looks pretty simple. It's actually kind of like a temporary tattoo but instead of paint it's eyeshadow. It's a little card with the eyeshadow printed on it and you put it on your eyelid and rub the back.
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    02:17 PM

    @Keep it cool: See above.
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    Image of erinna erinna
    02:17 PM

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: I have to admit, I would probably buy that. How does it come out? I'm imagining applied its just like a bronzey brown eye shadow?
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    02:19 PM

    @erinna: Oh no no, you can buy something like that, but what I'm talking about (and what I think they're talking about) is a little card with the pre-printed eyeshadow on it that you stick on your eyelid.
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    Image of LaFemme LaFemme
    02:20 PM

    @erinna: I am pretty sure this is on sale at Sephora right now.
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    02:27 PM

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: THAT, my friend, is awesomely amazing and I would totally buy that!! how fun. right- rest of day to be spent scouring internet for leapard print eyeshadow stickets
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    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    02:29 PM

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: That is crazy! I kindof like it, though. Card on eyelid sounds uncomfortable, but I'd love to see the results :D
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    Image of LaFemme LaFemme
    02:31 PM

    @erinna: [www.sephora.com]
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    Image of erinna erinna
    02:36 PM

    @LaFemme: lol, purchased. thanks! :-)
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    Image of redqueenmeg redqueenmeg
    02:43 PM

    @Eleanor Ramilly: I saw it on Looney Tunes, I think.
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    Image of Hooplehead Hooplehead
    12/11/09

    In reply to Marie Claire: Natalie Portman On Muses, Schtupping Sean Penn
    All I have to say is that if I had the option of hanging out with Marjane Satrapi, Sean Penn wouldn't even register. She is beyond amazing.
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    12/11/09

    In reply to Marie Claire: Natalie Portman On Muses, Schtupping Sean Penn
    Natalie Portman: "Good girls" don't apologize for rapists.
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    Image of Andalucía Andalucía
    12/11/09

    @SUNNY1: I never cared one way or another about her before, but now I just can't stand hearing about her. It's sickening to me.
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    Image of bookling bookling
    12/11/09

    In reply to Marie Claire: Natalie Portman On Muses, Schtupping Sean Penn
    You know, I've always had a big crush on Natalie Portman, and always had a ton of respect for her because of her intellect and (mostly) awesome choice of movie roles. But I am still waiting for her to explain the Polanski business. It's putting a serious damper on my Natalie-love.
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    Image of lula_bernie lula_bernie
    12/11/09

    @bookling: Agreed on all counts. The Polanski business was so disappointing. She's is so talented and seems very intelligent. Don't know if the love will survive...
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    12/11/09

    In reply to Marie Claire: Natalie Portman On Muses, Schtupping Sean Penn
    who knows what secrets are hidden in those ellipses?

    "You don't yadda yadda sex."
    "I've yadda yadda'd sex."

    I'm feeling very Seinfeldy lately...
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    12/11/09

    @AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: "But you yadda-yadda'd the best part!"

    "No, I mentioned the bisque."
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    12/12/09

    @AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: Ok, hearted for that :)
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    Image of PaigeTurner PaigeTurner
    12/11/09

    In reply to Marie Claire: Natalie Portman On Muses, Schtupping Sean Penn
    I wish they would have asked her about Roman Polanksi; it's well-known her name is on that petition. Fair game.

    I don't particularly understand her point about muse-ship, especially since muse-ship has been the sole reason for her characters in both Beautiful Girls and Garden State. Perhaps others, too.

    She's notoriously choosy about the roles she accepts, so why would she want to represent a muse if she is so uncomfortable with the idea in real-life? Seems contradictory to me.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/11/09

    @PaigeTurner: A fashion mag like Marie-Claire is probably going to shy away from anything vaguely controversial like the Polanski support. I'm not shocked that they don't even touch upon it.
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    12/11/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): I know, dare to dream, I guess.
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    Image of Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
    12/11/09

    In reply to Marie Claire: Natalie Portman On Muses, Schtupping Sean Penn
    Not a huge fan of her acting resume, but she's got a damned good point about muses. What's the point of a woman being behind every good man if they never get any recognition beyond a book's dedication page?
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    12/11/09

    In reply to Marie Claire: Natalie Portman On Muses, Schtupping Sean Penn
    Natalie, if you're jealous because Scarlett was better than you in The Other Boleyn Girl, let me assure you: You were both equally terrible.

    "I feel like througout history, it's been men vampiring on women's specialness."

    Though I do think that is a funny/clever way to phrase that... the artist sucks the life out of the muse...
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    Image of funnyface funnyface
    12/11/09

    In reply to Marie Claire: Natalie Portman On Muses, Schtupping Sean Penn
    Dammit. I want to hate her because she's perpetuating the Jane Austen Zombie thing that just won't die (there's a zombie joke in that somewhere...), which I hate, but then she goes all looking adorable and wearing covetable lipcolor on that cover, and even daring not to fawn over Woody Allen and ScarJo, and she makes me like her again.

    That said, they should really be dressing the archetypal Manic Pixie Dreamgirl as Tinkerbell, shouldn't they?
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    12/11/09

    In reply to Marie Claire: Natalie Portman On Muses, Schtupping Sean Penn
    That last photo is the Ultimate Manic Pixie Dream Girl shot.
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    12/11/09

    @EndangeredRed: Apparently the way into her pants is the second star to the right and straight on til morning.
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    Image of EndangeredRed EndangeredRed
    12/11/09

    @andBegorrah: Ironically speaking of course. With an indie soundtrack playing on a record player (no Itunes for hipsters!).
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    Image of Cheruth Cheruth
    12/11/09

    @andBegorrah: Be aware that fairy dust is not an effective birth control and does not protect against STDs.
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    12/11/09

    @Cheruth: Clap! Clap if you--
    oh.
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