It's for Mob Candy, America's favorite monthly Bible-digest about "Mafia politics, pleasures, and power." Is it just me, or did the art director completely overdo it with the Photoshop? Her face looks waxen from here. (via Celebrity Magnet.)

A former waitress sued her strip-club employer after they fired her for being too old. She just settled for $60,000.

The obvious inspirations for Gaga's Vanity Fair cover are Edie Sedgwick and—as Elizabeth Spiridakis points out—Father Time and Gandalf. I also remain convinced that she takes inspiration from Jem, specifically the Misfits and the oft-forgotten Stingers. [VanityFair]

Britney Spears is the cover girl for Cosmo's August 2010 issue, and though this particular scan isn't great, it does seem like her neck is in an awkward position, no? [JustJared]

Former Quiet Riot members Frankie Banali and guitarist Alex Grossi have signed on to "Whole Lotta Love: An All-Star Salute To Fat Chicks," a cover-project that involves members from Twisted Sister, Cinderella, and L.A. Guns. Preview the songs here: [Myspace]

Anna Wintour reportedly wants to end 2010 on a big note, with Michelle Obama gracing the December cover (rather than the usual Oscar-campaigning starlet). It's as yet unconfirmed, but if true, what will she wear?! [The Fix]

Michelle Obama is the first First Lady ever to land the cover of Glamour and is being honored with the magazine's Special Recognition award for mentoring young women. More importantly, I want that dress. [Glamour]

You may know Stacey Dash as Dionne from Clueless. You may not know she is 42 years old and has two kids. (Also, she's Damon Dash's cousin.) Anyway, she looks amazing on the new issue of King magazine, although the coverline "We've Got MILF!" is pretty fucking tacky. [MediaTakeout]