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    Image of vulcanized vulcanized
    12/03/09

    In reply to Elle: Women Will Never Be Satisfied, Should Buy Expensive Sh-t
    Misery has always been a badge of honor for women. Might I refer you to the 40s-50s-60s radio/TV show "Queen for a Day"? That show literally rewarded misery by having contestants tell their weepy stories, then gifted the most pitiful with a new clothes washer or something. Women have always been expected to be self-sacrificing and misery is the proof that they've done their job properly. Combe needs to do some more research.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    12/03/09

    In reply to Elle: Women Will Never Be Satisfied, Should Buy Expensive Sh-t
    "How to look seriously younger" is a rather stupid statement, eh? One would think that youth is about being carefree, not seriously anything. Oh lady mags.
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    Image of Sarah Dove Sarah Dove
    12/03/09

    @badmutha: And you know, I'd rather roll up looking successful and happy, and WAY more confident than I was at school. I don't give a fuck if I don't look younger than people who are the same age as me.
    Oh well, I'll just tell everybody that I invented Post-Its.
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    12/03/09

    In reply to Elle: Women Will Never Be Satisfied, Should Buy Expensive Sh-t
    Please, someone, tell me how to "scientifically, mathematically, and economically prove" a vaguely defined term.

    Cause that would make grad school a lot easier.
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    Image of emfish55 emfish55
    12/03/09

    In reply to Elle: Women Will Never Be Satisfied, Should Buy Expensive Sh-t
    After reading that article, I was totally bummed out because now I am failing by not volunteering enough in my community. And also because I am afraid to try glitter eyeshadow. I guess I failed at being a lady. Again.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    12/03/09

    In reply to Elle: Women Will Never Be Satisfied, Should Buy Expensive Sh-t
    Another day, another "wimmens are fucked because they're 'equal' now" article. I would just rather have one person write the honest "I hate women, get back in the fucking kitchen, bitch, let's roll back the clock you uppity thing you" article and just be done with it. Say what you will about the evangelicals, but at least they are honest to a certain degree about wanting us to shut up and be pregnant.
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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    12/03/09

    In reply to Elle: Women Will Never Be Satisfied, Should Buy Expensive Sh-t
    I would be happier if fashion didn't dictate that teenage girls look like plumbers from behind (and I do mean behind). I've had it with the ass crack look. What the F are designers thinking? No wonder why women aren't happy. Look at the clothes they have us in.

    Thank goodness winter is here and they will be covering their usually flip flopped feet with Uggs and covering up that ass crack with a coat.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    12/03/09

    @BxgrlJeri: Not in Texas, dear. We are inundated with ass crack and flip flopped feet all year.
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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    12/03/09

    @badmutha: oh poor you!
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    Image of funzette funzette
    12/03/09

    In reply to Elle: Women Will Never Be Satisfied, Should Buy Expensive Sh-t
    Maybe if your friend likes to eat food, you buy her some damn food.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    12/03/09

    In reply to Elle: Women Will Never Be Satisfied, Should Buy Expensive Sh-t
    Why is her solution giving back to the community? That's great and all, but how about joining the Women's Movement now? That seems like more apt advice in a time when uteruses are being regulated more than the banks.
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    12/03/09

    @CurtCole: There you go using your dude brain again to confuse all us poor delicate things. We need to BUY SHIT and DO VOLUNTEER WORK until we're happy. Or take expensive medications.

    SHOES!
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    Image of lermanzo lermanzo
    12/03/09

    @CurtCole: there is a lot of empowerment in giving back to the community. especially if you look at giving circles and women's foundations that primarily leverage gifts from women to fund women's issues and programs to raise women out of poverty... which achieves both goals, no?
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    12/03/09

    @lermanzo: True.
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    Image of lermanzo lermanzo
    12/03/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: personally, i do find my volunteer work very fulfilling.
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    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    12/03/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: The suffragettes had it right. I VOTE AGAINST IT
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    12/03/09

    In reply to Elle: Women Will Never Be Satisfied, Should Buy Expensive Sh-t
    Not the fucking glitter eyeshadow again! First it's blue eyeshadow, now glitter is back? Christ on a cracker, Fashion! I had some mascara in the 9th grade that was clear and full of silver glitter, would you like to make that popular again, too? Oooh how about we all go back to frosted pink lipgloss and painting each of our fingernails a different color with those little tiny bottles of nail polish!
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    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    12/03/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: I'll trade you two of your bottles of polish for my whole collection of Garbage Pail Kids, this awesome poster of Kirk Cameron, and four snap bracelets.
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    12/03/09

    @AndPreciousLittleofThat: I'll trade you a t-shirt tie and 2 fluorescent scrunchies for one of those snap bracelets!
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    12/03/09

    @AndPreciousLittleofThat: Kirk Cameron? NO DEAL!
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    Image of magicwaffle magicwaffle
    12/03/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: As a dude, all we got were Hypercolor shirts. :(
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    12/03/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: I'll see your t-shirt tie and scruhchies and raise you a Duran Duran poster! Eff Kirk Cameron.
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    Image of aimeeg aimeeg
    12/03/09

    @badmutha: I have two pokemon cards and a half chewed sweet with a hair on it. What can I get?!
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    Image of rw2264001 rw2264001
    12/03/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: blue eye shadow doesn't necessarily need to be trashy. i wear it sparingly and occasionally, since it goes very well with brown eyes.
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    Image of rw2264001 rw2264001
    12/03/09

    @magicwaffle: and personal agency, don't forget that
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    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    12/03/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: I HAVE ONE WITH SPAAAAAARRRRKKKKLLLLESSSS

    you know you want it.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    12/03/09

    In reply to Elle: Women Will Never Be Satisfied, Should Buy Expensive Sh-t
    Clothing that looks like skin folds? Hannibal Lecter would approve.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    12/03/09

    In reply to Elle: Women Will Never Be Satisfied, Should Buy Expensive Sh-t
    I was also disappointed that they clearly cranked up the contrasting in the SJP spread. It's like their "we didn't alter the photos" answer to erasing wrinkles.
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    Image of PaigeTurner PaigeTurner
    12/03/09

    @Penny: yeah the saturation is hurting my eyes.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    12/03/09

    @PaigeTurner: The spread inside was worse. AND black and white.
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    Image of emfish55 emfish55
    12/03/09

    @Penny: I have to admit this is my cure-all for dark spots, blemishes, and enlarged in photos of me. It works fine for me because I'm already super pale.

    Of course, I'm also not on the cover of Elle. Go figure.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    12/03/09

    @emfish55: I use it too, to a degree!
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/03/09

    In reply to Elle: Women Will Never Be Satisfied, Should Buy Expensive Sh-t
    That's one hell of an awkward pose SJP is being made to do with her arms. It's a bit too much "Tin Man before the oil can" for me.
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    Image of miss_so_unknown miss_so_unknown
    12/03/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): I'm more concerned with her awkward I Dream of Jeannie getup. I didn't put together that that was a dress for a full minute and a half. I kept wondering why her stylist for the photo shoot would put her in such an ill-fitting bikini top.
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    Image of IndignationCoordinator IndignationCoordinator
    12/03/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Yeah, it is weird. It looks like she's warding off some sort of wayward Ticklemeister who's found his way onto the set of the photo shoot.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    12/03/09

    In reply to Elle: Women Will Never Be Satisfied, Should Buy Expensive Sh-t
    I was flipping through this the other day and almost read this piece. But I figured you'd cover it in a nice little summary. Which you did.

    Their gift guide was fucking ridiculous. Seriously, Elle? Throw in some shit under 100 bucks, we're in a recession.
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    12/03/09

    In reply to Elle: Women Will Never Be Satisfied, Should Buy Expensive Sh-t
    Lady-people are such buzz kills.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    12/01/09

    In reply to December Vogue: Deck The Halls With Adrenal Glands And Expensive Shirts
    "Sadly not included in December Vogue is the much-needed pull-out greeting card: 'Merry Christmas! I'm concerned about your glands!' "

    Tsk. A shame. And so perfectly passive-aggressive, too.
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    Image of alula alula
    12/01/09

    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: What with this and the CBS Cares campaign about the gift of a Pap smear, I sense a business opportunity for a whole line of medical-test greeting cards.
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