I always thought Debra Wilson from MadTV did a wonderful job of imitating the Oprah yell.
Also, the amount of hairstyles she's had is astounding. Recently I had someone ask me why I can wear my hair in like, 4 different styles in a single week and I just said, there's a lot of versatility with "black" hair. Oprah is evidence of that.
I totally bit Oprah's style and whenever I run into friends or they call me on the phone, I'll be like, "OH MY GOD, IT'S JAAAAAAAANEE DOOOOOOOOOOEEEE! AND JOOOOOHNNN SMIIIIIIIITH!!"
Awesome compilation!
Though, wifers and I were watching the Palin episode last night and I noted how her intro was not anything like above.. it was the most anticlimactic intro she's ever done save for the James Frey schooling...
Oh man, my super secret daydream of one day doing something really remarkable and getting invited on Oprah and introduced in that long, drawn-out-vowels way while a bunch of well-dressed middle class Americans smile and clap is fading away. This hurts.
@yvanehtnioj: I personally daydream of Oprah interrupting me during my story of how I lost my prosthetic limb in a fire that erupted at the orphanage I grew up in to tell the audience about that one time her dog Gracie started a fire and how darned adorable it was.
@prismatism: This week, my french teacher (who has a very thick accent) tried to explain to one of her students what a bidet is: "It like a shower for your private parts." #jongosselinballoonboy
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Also, the amount of hairstyles she's had is astounding. Recently I had someone ask me why I can wear my hair in like, 4 different styles in a single week and I just said, there's a lot of versatility with "black" hair. Oprah is evidence of that.
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Though, wifers and I were watching the Palin episode last night and I noted how her intro was not anything like above.. it was the most anticlimactic intro she's ever done save for the James Frey schooling...
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10/23/09
He gave me a ring,
but it didn't mean a thing.
I discussed my wicked bling,
but not on Larry King.
Bridesmaids always come with 'em,
but they also gotta get some with 'em.
Courtney Cox said menstruation,
for the first time in our nation.
Al Reynolds is still gay,
He gotta come out one day.
Tyra Banks got diarrhea,
But it went up? ... I got no idea.
Judy's got some suggestions,
"DON'T ANSWER 'UMM' TO MY QUESTIONS!"
Jon Gosselin don't need no dermabrasion,
His skin is perfect - he's an asian.
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He gave me a ring,
but it didn't mean a thing. #jongosselinballoonboy
10/23/09
I love Tyra's description of what a colonic is, she's five years old and it's great. I love her.
Judge Judy is a guru. #jongosselinballoonboy
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