Courtney Love Will Respond to 'All, Ok Most' of Your YouTube Comments
In today's Tweet Beat, some fantastic women hang out, Courtney Love has some exciting news and it's also Presidents Day.
Here's the Hideous Naked Demon Birkin Bag Kanye Got Kim for Christmas
This Christmas, Kanye West got Kim Kardashian a one-of-a-kind Birkin bag. It is one-of-a-kind because it bears a customized mural of a psychosexual nightmare loosely based on the monkey Jesus fresco and/or The Mask starring Jim Carrey (a seminal art film).
Courtney Love Left Her Phone in a Cab and a Journalist Found It
In today's Tweet Beat, Mae Whitman has a really sexy idea, Paul Feig is a fan of Scandal like everyone else and Courtney Love is VERY happy her phone didn't get into the wrong hands.
Courtney Love Is Feeling All Leader of the Free World
In today's Tweet Beat, Chris Pratt has an Everwood reunion, Courtney Love's got that Obama power and Mario Lopez has a baby.
Justin Bieber Seen Slinking Out of Brazilian Brothel in Ghost Costume
Justin Bieber was caught attempting to sneak out of an upscale Brazilian brothel with a sheet over his head. He and a friend had spent more than three hours inside, and they left with two women. In other words, the Goblin Prince of Little Shit Kingdom donned a ghost disguise while attempting to discreetly participate…
Courtney Love Calls Miley Cyrus a 'Fucked-Up Hillbilly'
Courtney Love said some kind of amazing shit about basically everything that has been going on except Syria.
John Mayer Proposes, Katy Perry Roars "Sorry, Nooooo"
After engaging in some vintage Ross-and-Racheling over the summer, rumors are floating that John Mayer proposed to Katy Perry but she turned him down like a maid does beds in a Julian Fellowes drama. Way harsh, Tai. Popcrush reports:
Kiernan Shipka Joins Lifetime's Flowers In The Attic Incest-Fest
Precocious and sexually curious 14-year-olds of the '90s will be thrilled to hear that Kiernan Shipka will be starring as prima ballerina and brotherfucker (SPOILER) Cathy Dollanganger in the Lifetime remake of V.C. Andrews' Flowers in The Attic. Perfect! Sorry, Kristy Swanson. First Buffy, now this.
Courtney Love to Pickle: 'Fuck Em All'
In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Courtney Love tells pickle (?) to live by punk rock's mantra, Harry Styles is old enough to drive, apparently, and the tweet battle between Donald Trump and Danny Zuker continues.
The Complete Amanda Bynes Ugly Index
A more recent turn in Amanda Bynes' ever-winding downward spiral into messy wigtown has been the repeated use of her go-to insult: "you're ugly." Like a bong from the 36th floor, she hurls it around with reckless abandon. She says it so much that—much like microdermal implants, Twitter, and vagina murder—it's become…
Philip Seymour Hoffman Goes to Rehab for His Heroin-Snorting Problem
News has emerged that Philip Seymour Hoffman just got out of detox last Friday after a 10-day stay to kick an addiction that started with prescription drugs and culminated in snorting heroin.
In Which Courtney Love Offers Advice to Amanda Bynes
In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Courtney Love dishes some valuable advice to Amanda Bynes, Waka Flocka Flame turns his back on the American way of life, and Christine Teigen believes her cleavage, not riveting dialogue and multifaceted characters, made Fast and Furious a blockbuster success.
Chris Christie Finally Met Snooki And It Was Pretty Dark, Unpleasant
Chris Christie, who has gone on record multiple times as a World Class H8er of the Maysles brothers-directed cinéma vérité series Jersey Shore, met the cast of Jersey Shore when both Christie's team and Snooki's team were filming segments for the Today Show in Seaside Heights. And it wasn't even entertaining in a…
Courtney Love Knows What Fuels the Depraved
In today's Tweet Beat, Courtney Love has clearly never seen The Long Island Medium (the least depraved piece of media in human history), Questlove achieves the unthinkable, and John Legend responds to Sergio Garcia's "fried chicken" comment.
There's a New Brad Paisley/LL Cool J Song on the Way, and "It Rocks"
In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Brad Paisley and LL Cool J just can't get enough of each other, Courtney Love tweets her go-to bedtime lullaby, and Jose Conseco believes he will spend the rest of eternity with his dog in an ice cream sundae.
In a Perfect World, Courtney Love Would Judge a Talent Show Where Contestants Shoot Butterflies Out of Their Asses
Courtney Love addressed (started) a rumor that she'll be hosting one of the many talent shows currently choking the television airwaves like cheese cubes in the GI tract of a constipated Canadian goose:
Beyonce Doesn't Like Labels But 'I'm a Modern-Day Feminist, I Guess'
While she's been a lightning rod for claims of both feminism and anti-feminism (particularly since announcing her Mrs. Carter World Tour), Beyoncé has tended in the past to steer clear of the F-word that's put so many female celebrities in the hot seat. Until now, at least. Bey tells Vogue UK in a cover interview for…
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom Raise Millions for Charity, Don't Give a Dime to Charity
Cathy's Kids, the charity Lamar Odom founded in honor on his mother to "help underprivileged kids and raise money for cancer research", has raised over 2.2 million dollars. Excellent news! The not so excellent news? Not a single penny of that money has gone to underprivileged kids or to fight cancer.
You'll Enjoy Courtney Love's Husky Croak in This NJOY Ad
It's been a long time since we heard anything other than cuckoo Tweets from CLC. And you know what? This ad is fucking awesome. Thanks NJOY. And thank you, Courtney Love. Fuck yeah.
