In today's Tweet Beat, everyone hates Proposition 8, Sarah Silverman is mixing commerce and pleasure, and Cher provides you with some little-known facts about FDR.

Hedi Slimane's second Saint Laurent collection — for fall/winter 2013 — looks familiar. Anyone thrilled about how the '90s are back will dig this show: Babydoll dresses, plaid, combat boots. Of course, ignore the styling and you'll see a pretty little dresses that would be perfectly at home on the red carpet — ruffled…

Yesterday afternoon Chris Brown wrecked his Porsche after being chased down by the rabid paparazzi on the way to a charity event, according to the Beverly Hills Police Department. Brown's PR rep (#2 most thankless job after "professional human shit shoveler") explained how it happened:

For some reason, Courtney Love was at the Sundance Film Festival this year. She was not promoting a movie, and it's doubtful that she was shopping for one. Still, she performed live in front of a relatively small bar crowd and spoke to the press, which is great because Courtney Love quotes are always the best.…

Despite the claim on this week's People magazine cover, Jennifer Lopez DOES have one regret: Camp J. Lo is intensely unhappy with the cover photo, accompanying an interview with the star that is timed precisely to upstage Mariah Carey's judging stint on American Idol. Unfortunately, the plan backfired, as Lopez…

Kate Winslet loves Ned Rocknroll, so put another dime in the jukebox, baby. Ugrghhhhh, that sucked, but all the good puns were taken! Mr. and Mrs. Winslet-Rocknroll—who have been engaged since the summer and already share a $3 million house in the English countryside—got married in at top-secret ceremony in New York,…

As you may recall, in penance for her pro-Israel Tweet, Kim Kardashian planned a trip to Bahrain to learn about the Middle East hawk some milkshakes. A faction of Sunni Muslim MPs had taken their issues with Kardashian's visit up with Parliament before her arrival ("she's an actress with an extremely bad reputation"),…

Vote today, you guys! Vote! OK? Even if you're just a sycophant with no political leanings, vote because your favorite celebrities want you to. As Jay-Z substituted "Mitt" for "bitch" onstage during "99 Problems" at an Ohio rally for President Obama, Beyonce was at home writing a very nice letter to our president:…

During the Lufti/Spears trial, Sam Lufti let this slip: "[Courtney Love and I] are currently working on a possible motion picture or Broadway musical based on the Nirvana catalogue, based on her life and Kurt Cobain's." However, because Lufti is skeezier than the stuff that falls between the wall and your bed and…

In this edition of Tweet Beat, Lana Del Rey should maybe pick a new cover, George Michael is back in the Arrested Development model home, Andy Cohen has a weak grasp on the concept of fun and Samuel L. Jackson is stoked for water polo.

Courtney Love's former assistant, Jessica LaBrie, is suing the singer for unspecified damages, "claiming Courtney intentionally withheld her salary because Jessica refused to 'commit fraudulent, unlawful, and unethical acts.'" Apparently Love wanted LaBrie to "hire a hacker" and forge some unspecified legal documents.…

Finally! After months of mental prick and clit teasing, Julianne Moore has finally, officially, signed on to play the tyrannical mother in the highly anticipated remake of Carrie. It's not the first time she's taken on the classics — playing Lila Crane in Gus Van Sant's 1998 take on Psycho — and if Chloe Moretz in the…

Dina Lohan is a great mom and probably has the coffee mug half full of Southern Comfort to prove it, which is why her daughter Lindsay's career renaissance as the titular gossip incitor in Lifetime's upcoming television movie Liz & Dick comes as little surprise to her. "There's so many similarities [between Lindsay…

Courtney Love has an art show. It's under the High Line on a desolate strip of New York City street that made me feel like an awkward, new, and fumbling hooker when I stood there alone in too-high heels waiting for a friend yesterday in broad daylight. Only cabs and moving trucks passing by.

In promotion of her upcoming art opening "And She's Not Even Pretty," Courtney Love has been popping up in the press a lot lately for reasons both good and bad. Few publications, however, have managed to deliver such an intense and interesting look into the musician-turned-visual-artist's head as well as New York…

In a modern take on the Ab Fab Saffy and Edina relationship, it's been revealed that Frances Bean Cobain is taking control and now owns all the rights to her dad Kurt's image, likeness and publicity, after using her mom Courtney Love's request for a multi-million-dollar loan as leverage. With Love coming to her…

You get the feeling that she'd look good with hair that resembled the backend of an ill-kempt sheep, but Cameron Diaz still couldn't help but shed a tear or two hundred when her hairdresser lopped off more than the actress had bargained for. "There was a little misunderstanding. I said, 'Oh, I just want a little bit…

It's been a rough couple of weeks for you Courtney Love fans out there — how about a break from embarrassing news of Muppet feuds and Twitter tirades? This past weekend, following a screening of the documentary Hit So Hard: The Life & Near Death Story of Patty Schemel in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, all four members of…

It's probably safe to say that Courtney Love is no longer part of our physical world — she's been zapped into the internet and is now a disembodied consciousness, able to communicate only through Twitter, 140 frustrating characters at a time, like Brainiac in the Superman comics...or so I've heard from people who read…

The notoriously prolific and unstable tweeter Courtney Love went on a rant accusing former Nirvana drummer Dave Grohl of hitting on and sleeping with her 19-year-old daughter, Frances Bean Cobain. And now she's being called out on her bullshit. Grohl has already denied the charge, but Frances has just released a sharp…