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”Amy Winehouse Diagnosed With Emphysema
- Talk about fighting some unholy war: Amy Winehouse has emphysema. Her father Mitch says: "With smoking the crack cocaine and the cigarettes her lungs are all gunked up. There are nodules around the chest and dark marks. She's got 70 per cent lung capacity." Shiz. [Daily Mail, via TMZ]
- Amy's emphysema is in the early stages. [People]
- But docs say if she goes back to smoking drugs, she won't just lose her voice: She'll die. [Yahoo News]
- Amy is "desperate" to perform at Nelson Mandela's birthday party this Friday, so there might be medics and an ambulance on standby. [Mirror]
- Comedian George Carlin has died at the age of 71. [AP]
- Will Angelina Jolie give birth on the 4th of July? Or will it be July 14, Bastille Day? USA vs. France! [LA Times]
- Someone fired a weapon awfully close to the set of Johnny Depp's move in Chicago. Johnny was not harmed, repeat: Johnny was not harmed. [TMZ]
- Johnny Depp's been supplying the crew of his new flick with booze. [Mirror]
- Courtney Love is "shockingly pale and thin." No, seriously. It's alarming. [The Sun]
Lindsay Gets Ugly; Courtney Love Hospitalized; Jamie Lynn's Shower
- Lindsay Lohan will appear on SIX EPISODES of Ugly Betty, including the season finale. LL will play an old classmate of Betty's who is down on her luck. Naomi Campbell, Christian Siriano, Victoria Beckham and now Lindsay? It's official: Ugly Betty is the new Love Boat. [TMZ]
- Oooh, Lindsay's mugshot is being used in a drunk driving ad. [Reuters]
- Courtney Love was in the hospital over the weekend; homegirl has strep throat! Stay away. (Not that you needed a warning.) [Mirror]
- Thirty guests attended Jamie Lynn Spears's baby shower in Kentwood, LA on Saturday and big sis Britney was one of them. The ladies sat in a circle and opened gifts and nothing scandalous happened, yawn. [People]
- Britney hadn't been in her hometown since early 2007. Bet she misses some Southern cooking. [People]
- Miley Cyrus appeared at the Disney Channel Games concert Saturday night and thanked fans, saying: "Thank you guys for all your support. Without you, none of this would be possible. I love every one of you and I could not be more appreciative. God bless you." Then she took her top off. Kidding! [People]
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Madonna Gave It To Justin Timberlake In The Ass
- While Justin Timberlake was working with Madonna on her album, Madge offered JT a B-12 shot. "She proceeds to pull a Ziploc bag of B-12 syringes out [of her purse] and says, 'Drop 'em.' I don't know what you say to that, so I immediately dropped my pants," Justin says. "She gave me a shot in my ass and looks at me and says, 'Nice top shelf.' That was one of the greatest days of my life." [People]
- Last night, Madonna was been inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Music. Makes the people. Come together. Music makes the bourgeoisie and the rebel. [Mirror]
- A source calls Lindsay Lohan's new friends "leeches." Maybe LL is used to that? CoughmommyDinacoughcough? [Page Six]
- Dina Lohan on her show, Living Lohan, which begins shooting on the 16th and will air around Memorial Day on E!: "Be nice to us." [Gatecrasher]
- "I may be Eccentric, i certainly speak my mind and am slow to put out a record i need to mean the world to ME, and im sure i am quite Nuerotic [sic] but 'Bi Polar'. Thats just slander." — Courtney Love. [Rush & Molloy]
- Yeah, yeah, we know. Patricia Heaton has no belly button. [TMZ]
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Sienna Miller & Rhys Ifans To Wed; Kimora Knocked Up?
- Sienna Miller has reportedly finally agreed to marry Rhys Ifans — after he asked a third time. Summer wedding, you guys. With guests like Kate Moss and Keira Knightley! [Mirror]
- Is Kimora Lee Simmons knocked up? Sources say she's got a bun in the oven, thanks to Djimon Hounsou. Now we're gonna be hearing about her "fabulosity" fetus for the next 9 months. [Page Six, People]
- Someone placed a 911 call claiming Heather Locklear was suicidal; but when cops arrived Heather was fine, never requested medical assistance and did not place the call. WTF. [TMZ, TMZ]
- Star Jones and Al Reynolds: It's over! Three and a half years after their sponsored wedding, Al has moved out and Star is planning to divorce him. Anyone surprised? [ONTD, MSNBC]
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Courtney Love "Knows" Britney; Did J. Lo Have Twins?
- Courtney Love on Britney Spears: "I know exactly what's going on, having been there. If she doesn't get help something very, very bad is gonna happen. Marilyn Monroe was strapped to a gurney too, but, other than me and Britney, no one's ever been strapped to a gurney." Really? No one? [PageSix.com]
- Jennifer Lopez gave birth! Maybe! If you believe this blog we like! She allegedly had twins yesterday on Long Island! A boy and a girl! Maybe! [The.Life Files]
- If J.Lo did give birth, she did it in a couture hospital gown. But you probably knew that already. [MSNBC]
- UCLA Medical Center has classified patient Britney Spears as G.D., gravely disabled. She went into a manic, paranoid state when she was admitted to the hospital, screaming, "The only reason she's admitting me is because she wants to be alone with her boyfriend!" [TMZ]
- Kevin Federline is "worried" about Britney and feels the psychiatric hospital is the best place for her right now. [People]
- A former colleague says Britney's new shrink is "excellent." Fingers crossed. [People]
- Sources say that when Britney checked into the hospital last Wednesday night she hadn't slept since Saturday. [People]
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Undo-plasty, The New Hot Surge
According to an article in the Chicago Tribune, "revision plastic surgery" — in which a procedure is revised or reversed — makes up 50% of some doctors' practices. Women who drop thousands on a nose job often find they don't like the results and go in search of more surgery. The name this phenomenon is going by? Undo-plasty. We're not talking incredibly shrinking cartilage, à la Michael Jackson — think Courtney Love, who wrote she wanted to go back to "the mouth God gave me." Just something for dudes to keep in mind, since pectoral implant surgery has had a 99% increase. That's right, dudes are getting man boobs in record numbers.More »
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Amy Winehouse went on vacation to the Caribbean with her ex-boyfriend, music manager George Roberts (pictured here with Amy a few years ago), while her husband Blake Fielder-Civil is still in the pokey. We don't know anything about this George person, but he has to be a better influence than Blake. • American Idol alum Jessica Sierra was sentenced to three years probation and one year in rehab for drug and battery charges. Let's hope this mother-to-be stays off the sauce. • Courtney Love is sounding off on Britney on her blog: " i feel bad for her," says Courtney. "really really bad ... i didnt come in as a sweetheart, its slightly easier for me, i was never a good girl,l its still sucks ass." The post has since been taken down. [Dlisted, Perez Hilton, TMZ]
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Courtney Love: So Crazy She's Starting To Make Sense
Nigel Ferndale of UK newspaper Telegraph interviewed rocker, recovering addict and Givenchy muse Courtney Love, and his encounter is everything one could hope for, including Courtney chanting while clad in a black nightie, crying, and cursing up a storm, all of which prompts Ferndale to think to himself, "Thank goodness she's still bonkers." Some choice quotes from Ms. Love:According to the tabs I'm dating Pete Doherty and we went to a Wetherspoons. Yeah, I get the joke. Fuck off. I hardly know Pete Doherty. I've talked to him once on the phone about rehab, because I'm a good rehab guide.More »
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"if you were a drug addict or alc hoholkic make you amends and dont be contrite or feel defective because your not you just got the sensitive briliant gene"
Courtney Love, folks. No really! She's gotten a tad incoherent in her old age. You may be dismayed to find upon reading her latest Myspace missive that Courtney doesn't seem to think her brilliance is shared by Madonna, or the editors at any of the major hipster magazines, of which she's currently pissed off at BlackBook and, like us, bored by Nylon — "read nylon - yep theres rilo dammed kiley- and a new bag designer jsut what the world needs!" Also, she seems concerned about her hair: is it too Michelle Pfeiffer circa Scarface? Whatever man, she has a new album coming out, and Linda Perry is sorta sometimes paying attention to it, and also she's got a tip for your inflamed brilliant-alcoholic pores:sulferous yeast cow piss baby veal sick sick sick- but zero pores after wards- Bioloquie recherche hust say "le stinky one"Okay, what now? More »
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Reese & Jake's Romantic Roman Holiday
- Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal: It's so on! They're calling them "Reesenhaal." [The Sun]
- No, seriously. After dating in March, then breaking up in June, they were snuggled up all over Rome this weekend. Strolling the streets arm in arm! Photographers from Big Pictures caught all the canoodling. Hmm, think it helps that Reese's divorce was finalized this month? [Daily Mail]
- And Reese was on Ellen and said of Jake, "He's great!" [Us Magazine]
- The first thing Heidi Klum noticed about Seal? His "package," which made her say, "Wow." [People]
- When asked if she's happy with husband Keith Urban, Nicole Kidman says, "I don't ever say that... People's lives together are complicated and beautiful." Sure, sure. [People]














