• A 91-year-old pharmacy cashier tried to fight off a robber who grabbed a handful of cash from her register. "I want him to get caught because I want to smack him," said Florence Critelli after the attack.
- Victoria Beckham put away her Hermes bags and Louboutins and wore shredded jeans and combat boots as she joined son Brooklyn and spent 2 days with impoverished children in Kentucky.
The movie I'd like to see less than any movie in the world, the loathsome-looking Couple's Retreat, premiered last night at Mann's Village Theatre. The clothes - and the company - were far better than the film deserved. (Really, Helen?)