I realized last night that I had watched the CMAs two years in a row. I would not consider myself a country fan, yet I love Carrie Underwood and Keith Urban, and I enjoy the musicality of the country music sidemen. Perhaps I am neocountry.
I want someone more free-spirited to dress these teenagers. Someone who remembers how fun it is to chew gum and prank call boys and drink a Slurpee quickly in order to get a brainfreeze.
I don't hate Lee Ann's dress at all, but I'm frightfully concerned that the makeup on her face doesn't match her tan. Why would someone do that to her?
@hellodarling loves president obama!!!: Reba is actually much loved by the Broadway folk. She did a fine job signing Nelly Forbush, and was active in supporting Broadway Cares. You are allowed to share the Reba love.
I like country music and listen to it regularly, yet have no idea who Sarah Buxton is or why she gets two dresses, VMA-style. Even Google didn't help me.
It always amazes me when Reba looks normal-sized in pictures. I met her once when she came into a store I was working in, and she was like 5 feet and her full length fur coat probably weighed more than she did. She is really fun and spunky, though.
Kellie Pickler's boobs are a cautionary tale if I ever saw one.
Miley is wearing a dress that Halle Berry wore a version of not long ago... and we all know bitches BOW DOWN to the Berry. FAIL. Also, youre 16!!! BE 16!!!
Taylor Swift, I love you, if only because you called out the Jonas Brothers on their utter BS.
What is this new trend of squishing boobs against your chest? LET THOSE BABIES FLY!! Otherwise it looks like they're just going to make a run for it and you look like an ass for pretending you don't know that they are going to make a run for it.
Yes, Jewel, I am looking at you. That top is too small for your bazongas and you know it. Also Kellie Pickler.
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Kellie Pickler's boobs are a cautionary tale if I ever saw one.
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Taylor Swift, I love you, if only because you called out the Jonas Brothers on their utter BS.
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Yes, Jewel, I am looking at you. That top is too small for your bazongas and you know it. Also Kellie Pickler.