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    Image of NewsBunny NewsBunny
    12/01/09

    In reply to Katie Defends Suri's High-Heel Habit; Tiger Pulls Out Of Golf Tournament
    Tiger Woods' PR people are making a clusterfuck out of this.

    They're building a mystery better than Raymond Chandler ever did, for Chrissakes. And when things are dark and mysterious and perhaps somewhat scandalous, us news types are going to batshit to find out what's happening.

    And when the above happens to a celebrity on a slow news holiday weekend, it's going to be worse.

    They should come come out, say -- listen, we had a fight. I got angry. I drove off angry, and I should not have. This happened. I can't believe I was that dumb. The vague website statement didn't cut it.

    He would have LOOKED stupid, but the hype around this whole accident would have died down.
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    Image of lafleur lafleur
    12/01/09

    In reply to Katie Defends Suri's High-Heel Habit; Tiger Pulls Out Of Golf Tournament
    Pete...Peter... can't we all just get along and remember when you used to do this with Carl Barât? There, isn't that better?
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    Image of VirginiaDentata VirginiaDentata
    12/01/09

    @lafleur: Whoah...whoah. Thank you so much for posting this. Whoah.
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    12/01/09

    In reply to Katie Defends Suri's High-Heel Habit; Tiger Pulls Out Of Golf Tournament
    I think high heels and pearls are every bit a legit childhood fashion choice as batman capes and pirate swords.
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    11/30/09

    In reply to Katie Defends Suri's High-Heel Habit; Tiger Pulls Out Of Golf Tournament
    I took ballroom dancing against my will as a kid (older than Suri, from age 8-13) and heels were absolutely against the rules. I didn't even know they made ballroom dancing heels for children, especially children so young. What two year old is going to waltz in heels like that?
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    Image of Lolita Hazed Lolita Hazed
    11/30/09

    In reply to Katie Defends Suri's High-Heel Habit; Tiger Pulls Out Of Golf Tournament
    Re: Roman Polanski: OHHH GOOD FOR YOU.
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/30/09

    In reply to Katie Defends Suri's High-Heel Habit; Tiger Pulls Out Of Golf Tournament
    Strangely, Pete Doherty seems have a lot in common with my 9th grade History teacher. Both are incoherent most of the time and love the German national anthem from the World Wars. Seriously, that woman made the whole class memorize and sing the anthem as a class.
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    Image of paperconservation101 paperconservation101
    11/30/09

    @MargaretMoony: Did you learn is as "hey this is history" or "Hey lets go down the street singing this"?. I can see the reason for learning it, in history we also learnt the American French English and Australian national anthems to compare them but still, singing it is different.
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/30/09

    @paperconservation101: It wasn't "This is history, kids." It was more of "I really like this song, let's sing it! Again!"
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    Image of paperconservation101 paperconservation101
    12/01/09

    @MargaretMoony: ummm....thats a little different
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    Image of PhillyLass PhillyLass
    11/30/09

    In reply to Katie Defends Suri's High-Heel Habit; Tiger Pulls Out Of Golf Tournament
    I seem to recall previous Jezebel posters commenting on the oddity of Suri being carried all over the place. Now that the kid is walking on her own, we're critiquing her footwear?

    Things I've learned today: Jennifer Lopez and Sienna Miller have horrible taste in men; Pete Doherty possesses a tragic combination of stupidity and douchiness; and Sir Ian McKellan has the power to warm the cold, black cockles of my cynical heart.
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    Image of Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) Little Green Frog (Wise Latina)
    11/30/09

    In reply to Katie Defends Suri's High-Heel Habit; Tiger Pulls Out Of Golf Tournament
    The Salahis are like Forrest Gump. There are pictures of them with everyone at every event in the last few years, no?
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    Image of attackflamingo attackflamingo
    11/30/09

    @Little Green Frog (Wise Latina): Or they're like that little squirrel that was popular a few months ago?

    [www.telegraph.co.uk]
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    Image of Scout Scout
    11/30/09

    In reply to Katie Defends Suri's High-Heel Habit; Tiger Pulls Out Of Golf Tournament
    i'm telling you CONjack is going to do something baaaaaad, worse....soon.

    Brittany....get out while you can girl!
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    11/30/09

    In reply to Katie Defends Suri's High-Heel Habit; Tiger Pulls Out Of Golf Tournament
    Katie Holmes, you do not speak for me. When I was a kid, I thought jellies were the shit and high heels were evil.

    I still think that.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    11/30/09

    @SUNNY1: Yes. Team Jellies.
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    Image of likepenguins likepenguins
    11/30/09

    @SUNNY1: @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Team Jellies led to Team Blisters. Which led to Team Bandaids.

    I'd choose the high heels.
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    Image of bluewine bluewine
    11/30/09

    @SUNNY1: I had a pair of jellies with stacked heels. They were the greatest things EVER. But then again, I was about 11, not 3...
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/30/09

    @likepenguins: Truth. Jellies + sweat= Call the "Waaahhhh"-ambulance. I have also sustained injuries in heels though. But sometimes pain is worth it.
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    Image of LoSpaz LoSpaz
    11/30/09

    @SUNNY1: My Jellies melted to a parking lot in 105-degree weather in Texas in 1985, and I still think they might have been the most awesome pair of shoes I've ever owned.
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    11/30/09

    @LoSpaz: Holy shit! Wait, you weren't wearing them were you?

    As for awesome jellies, I had a pair that were clear, with sparkles in the plastic. Fabulous!
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    11/30/09

    @likepenguins: Yeah, brand new jellies were the worst. Breaking them in was a bitch.
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    11/30/09

    @SUNNY1: I was! I suffered no lasting repercussions. They were midnight blue with silver glitter. RIP.
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    Image of LuvEwan LuvEwan
    11/30/09

    In reply to Katie Defends Suri's High-Heel Habit; Tiger Pulls Out Of Golf Tournament
    Ian McKellen, you are a beautiful human being.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    11/30/09

    @LuvEwan: He is totally my Imaginary Husband.
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    Image of LuvEwan LuvEwan
    11/30/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): And what a fine couple you would make. A couple of class acts. (My Imaginary Husband is John Goodman).
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    Image of Scout Scout
    11/30/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Ian is my imaginary Godfather, Patrick Stewart is my imaginary husband.
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    Image of attackflamingo attackflamingo
    11/30/09

    @Scout: You better back away slowly from my husband.* I will cut you. I am taking off my earrings right now.

    *My imaginary husband*. Real husband better back away on his own.
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    Scout promoted this comment attackflamingo was starred attackflamingo was unstarred
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    11/30/09

    @attackflamingo: I shall do no such thing. But nor will I fight with another woman over a man, regardless of how lovely Mr. Stewart is.

    So, come up with an alternative course of action, something creative.
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    Image of MediasBlue MediasBlue
    11/30/09

    @Scout: He can spend two days with attackflamingo, two days with you, and two days with me, and then he can have a day off.

    Now I'm going to go have to have a talk with Mr. Jackman's wife...
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    11/30/09

    @MediasBlue: oh, be careful, I was just there and well, let's just say she isn't too happy. * ahem*
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    Image of MediasBlue MediasBlue
    11/30/09

    @Scout: Hey, if I have to share, she has to share.

    Besides, I'll need someone to talk about whilst I have tea with Sir Ian and Mr. John Barrowman.
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    Image of Scout Scout
    11/30/09

    @MediasBlue: do you mind if I bring Hugh (Laurie) and Stephen (Fry) over?
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    Image of BettyCrockerPunkRocker BettyCrockerPunkRocker
    11/30/09

    @Scout: Hey, can I get in on some of that Patrick Stewart action? I will bring along my imaginary husband, Vigo Mortenson as a bargaining chip.
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    11/30/09

    @BettyCrockerPunkRocker: of course! you know I used to be "married" to Viggo, from 2001 - 2005.
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    Image of attackflamingo attackflamingo
    12/01/09

    @Scout: I like your style. Out of respect for you, I shall settle for Mr. Stewart's little brother, who travels the world, giving food to orphans**totally made that up, but there we are.
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    Image of Scout Scout
    12/01/09

    @attackflamingo: brilliant! and out of respect FOR you, if you would like your two days with the elder Stewart, i'm happy to give you dibs on the weekend. ; )
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    Image of attackflamingo attackflamingo
    12/01/09

    @Scout: If only we were Peace Mediators, there would be no wars. :)
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    Image of alula alula
    12/01/09

    @Scout: best tea party ever!
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    Image of BettyCrockerPunkRocker BettyCrockerPunkRocker
    12/01/09

    @alula: Tea Party? Oh, ah, yes! Yes! Tea party then, good one. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Say no more!
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    Image of BettyCrockerPunkRocker BettyCrockerPunkRocker
    12/01/09

    @Scout: He still carries a picture of you, you know.
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    Image of Scout Scout
    12/01/09

    @BettyCrockerPunkRocker: aaaawwww! i'm hearting you because that was sweet - for one split second I was thinking : he does? *then I was brought back down to reality *
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    Image of BettyCrockerPunkRocker BettyCrockerPunkRocker
    12/01/09

    @Scout: Ah, but you can think about it again as soon as you close your eyes. All annoying "reality" rules end during sleepy time!
    And hearted back. :-)
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    Image of Scout Scout
    12/01/09

    @BettyCrockerPunkRocker: ...or when I drink more wine.

    delusion is AWESOME!
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    Image of BettyCrockerPunkRocker BettyCrockerPunkRocker
    12/02/09

    @Scout: Delusion rocks my world.
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/30/09

    In reply to Katie Defends Suri's High-Heel Habit; Tiger Pulls Out Of Golf Tournament
    There is nothing good about the Go Daddy commercials. And the fact that they are effective is not something to be proud of.

    Oh, sorry. In my opinion, of course. Danica is entitled to hers.
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/30/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: Yeah, the Pogroms were effective too...
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/30/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: I don't really find them that effective. WHAT DO THEY DO? Seriously, I have no idea what they do and I feel that's what a commercial should do. Not throw boobies in my face.
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    Image of bitchyolympian bitchyolympian
    12/01/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: I was ready to write a letter to Fox TV, the NFL AND Go Daddy: basically, dear stupid shits: the only reason football is on in my house is because *I* like it. My daughter and I like to watch football and yell at the screen. Football would never be on if it were up to my husband. Also, I do more on the Internet, know more about the Internet AND handle all my family's finances. Your stupid ads will make me stop watching Fox/NFL and Go Daddy will NEVER see a penny from my family.
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    Image of LindyLou LindyLou
    12/01/09

    @bitchyolympian: How about the Sunday Night Football commentators' discussion of a visit from the Victoria's Secret models this week? I was like, dudes, you know that the NFL has a huge female fan base, right?
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    onestrawplz promoted this comment LindyLou was starred LindyLou was unstarred
    Image of onestrawplz onestrawplz
    12/01/09

    @LindyLou: The world is dominated by men.

    Unfortunately for us, the majority of these men are stupid Neanderthals.
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    Image of SUNNY1 SUNNY1
    11/30/09

    In reply to Katie Defends Suri's High-Heel Habit; Tiger Pulls Out Of Golf Tournament
    "A source claims Tiger Woods yelled at his wife "You've ruined our Thanksgiving! Are you happy now?" "

    Tiger, what did you think Thanksgiving was? It's SUPPOSED to get ruined, that's like, it's fucking purpose.

    Also, is it bad that in my head I imagined her saying, "No, but I will be in 3,2,1..."?
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    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    11/30/09

    @SUNNY1: Plus it was like 2 in the morning . . . how was Thanksgiving ruined?
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    11/30/09

    @Maritsa: I have no clue. But now I have Michelle Branch stuck in my head. Thanks a lot Tiger.
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    Image of willwriteforfood willwriteforfood
    11/30/09

    In reply to Katie Defends Suri's High-Heel Habit; Tiger Pulls Out Of Golf Tournament
    With that dirtbag item over the holiday about Pete Doherty stepping over some poor playwright's body to get to a party, it's clear the guy is a douche beyond compare.
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    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    11/30/09

    In reply to Katie Defends Suri's High-Heel Habit; Tiger Pulls Out Of Golf Tournament
    Pete Doherty's breath smells of vinegar and water.
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