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    10/01/09

    In reply to Karl Lagerfeld Does Not Recommend Fashion As A Career
    Can't wait to read the Tweets of all the people that go to Dr. Klein's Food & Booze Fest..uh, I mean, lecture.
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    10/01/09

    In reply to Karl Lagerfeld Does Not Recommend Fashion As A Career
    no courtney love or frances bean tweets? :(
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    10/01/09

    @rhiannon4227: I think this might be one of those "no news is good news" situations.
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    Image of pssshwhatever pssshwhatever
    10/01/09

    In reply to Karl Lagerfeld Does Not Recommend Fashion As A Career
    Ya know, I write recaps of Real Housewives of Atlanta as part of my blogging job, and last week, I gave Kim a lot of points in my post for correctly using "supersede" in a sentence during the episode. And with that tweet, she had to go and ruin my already limited faith in her ability to string together words. As it turns out, she was just accidentally right that time.
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    Image of GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11) GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11)
    10/01/09

    @pssshwhatever: Hopefully you didn't also comment on her ability to understand the doctrinal differences between Judeo-Christian and Eastern religions.
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    10/01/09

    @pssshwhatever: If she uses it enough times she has to stumble on the correct usage once in a while. It's just math.
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    Image of EndangeredRed EndangeredRed
    10/01/09

    @pssshwhatever: Now I am just imagining her using "supersede" at random intervals.
    "I can't wait to get my new Land Rover so I can supersede all over the freeway."
    "That wig looks like a baby supersede."
    "Nene is supersedingly mean."
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    10/01/09

    @EndangeredRed: Supersede babies are the worst.
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    10/01/09

    @ampersandparade: They're cute but they bite.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    10/01/09

    In reply to Karl Lagerfeld Does Not Recommend Fashion As A Career
    You stay klassy, Dr. Klein.
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    10/01/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: But there is an open bar!
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    10/01/09

    @Ailatan: And food!
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    Image of Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
    10/01/09

    In reply to Karl Lagerfeld Does Not Recommend Fashion As A Career
    I wonder – is anyone working in the arts *not* telling people to rethink following their career path? This seems to be the case with writers, actors, journalists, graphic designers, photographers... even before the recession.
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    10/01/09

    In reply to Karl Lagerfeld Does Not Recommend Fashion As A Career
    Kim seems to have her faith traditions confused.
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    Image of keldo keldo
    10/01/09

    In reply to Karl Lagerfeld Does Not Recommend Fashion As A Career
    Kim, I too will "supersede". What - I don't know....
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    Image of thePrototype thePrototype
    10/01/09

    In reply to Karl Lagerfeld Does Not Recommend Fashion As A Career
    am I the only woman that thinks that camel toe is hot?
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    Image of Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
    10/01/09

    @thePrototype: Possibly, though I am a huge fan of the lady gut.
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    10/01/09

    @thePrototype: I don't find it "hot", but I also don't understand why people think they're "bad".
    Oh noz, the outline of a vagina! We're all going to die! Pleh. Women aren't barbies.
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    10/01/09

    In reply to Celebs Tweet Their Thoughts On Roman Polanski
    sorry coco. where i work, a brazilian is a type of bikini wax, and there is some hair left (aka the landing strip). a bare bikini wax would leave no hair, and a simple bikini wax would be the kind your mom got.
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    10/03/09

    @OliviaKepel: I used to go to a spa where they drew a distinction between "brazilian"(landing strip) and "tahitian"(totally bald) They charged more for the tahitian.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    09/30/09

    In reply to Celebs Tweet Their Thoughts On Roman Polanski
    Sherri has been making a lot of sense lately. What is the world coming to that Sherri is making sense and Pedro Almodovar is defending a rapist?
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    Image of queen_caribbean queen_caribbean
    09/30/09

    In reply to Celebs Tweet Their Thoughts On Roman Polanski
    If wearing a Bump Is is the worst rumor people can dream up for you, consider yourself lucky. Having hair that is flat as hell, I would love it if someone thought I was wearing a Bump It and I wasn't. Guess I need to practice my back combing and stop being so damn afraid.
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    pantsless economist...access RESTORED promoted this comment queen_caribbean was starred queen_caribbean was unstarred
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    09/30/09

    @queen_caribbean: You could always just break down and wear a Bump It. You have to rock the Bump It. If someone accuses you of wearing one, you say HELL YES I AM.
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    09/30/09

    In reply to Celebs Tweet Their Thoughts On Roman Polanski
    John Mayer is so funny. His music is warmed over poop, but damned if he doesn't do a sweet tweet.
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    Image of Evie Havok Evie Havok
    09/30/09

    In reply to Celebs Tweet Their Thoughts On Roman Polanski
    Star Jones speaks the truth.
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    Image of GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11) GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11)
    09/30/09

    @Evie Havok:
    I worked on a trial this summer where the rapist was an otherwise (ha) law-abiding, 40 year old black man, and he had drugged and raped a 13 year old acquaintance. If any of the rape apologetic masses were to sit through some of that trial, there is NO way they would think that what happened wasn't rape. Oh, but, of course his victim was black, so maybe that would make a difference.

    And yes, there are confusing legal issues, and a question of what sort of sentence would be appropriate now, but that doesn't explain the rape apologist sentiments coming out.

    It's enough to for me to question my desire to become a prosecutor, but I guess I just have to remember the victims. Blech.
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    Image of Ultraprison! Ultraprison!
    09/30/09

    In reply to Celebs Tweet Their Thoughts On Roman Polanski
    Wait, how do you send a bong hit? Can I have them delivered? STOP BOGARTING THE HITS ADRIANNE!
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    09/30/09

    In reply to Celebs Tweet Their Thoughts On Roman Polanski
    Candace reminds me that I saw Bump Its for sale at Fry's Electronics last night! I made a big scene and my boyfriend pretended he didn't know me after I loudly asked if I should get some and rat my hair up like Peggy Bundy so we could role play.
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