Royal Engagement Announcement To Come? Britney's Conservatorship To Continue?

- Prince William MIGHT ask Kate Middleton to marry him tomorrow, since June 3 and June 4 are "mysteriously blocked out" in the Buckingham Palace calendar.
Katie Defends Suri's High-Heel Habit; Tiger Pulls Out Of Golf Tournament
- Katie Holmes doesn't see anything wrong with 3-year-old Suri wearing high heels. "Like every little girl, she loves my high heels," says Katie. "They're actually ballroom dancing shoes for kids... I found them for her and she loves them." [Us]
Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
- Amy Winehouse was supposedly in the hospital because she was sick, but now her dad says:
Lindsay Sued Over Tanning Mist; Michael's Mom Creates Bedroom Shrine
- Lindsay Lohan is being sued by a Florida chemist named Jennifer Sunday, who claims the actress stole the formula for Sevin Nyne tanning mist.
GLAAD Not Happy About Brüno; SJP's Surrogate Targeted By Cops
- GLAAD is concerned about Sacha Baron Cohen's depiction of homosexuality in Brüno:
Lindsay Lohan: "Why Do People Cheat?"
- Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have broken up. Again. This report claims:
Lindsay & Sam Back Together; Madonna's Adopting Mercy
- Looks like Lindsay Lohan's stalking paid off: Her new Twitter message says:
Cue The Lindsay Lohan Media Hysteria
- In case you hadn't noticed, a new Lindsay Lohan feeding frenzy has begun.
Another Adoption For Angelina?
- And then there were seven?!?! Angelina Jolie reportedly told one of the Slumdog kids that she is planning to adopt an Indian orphan. The papers will surely turn this into a race with Madonna. [Telegraph]
Scarlett Gets Hitched; Heather Gets Busted; Matilda Gets Money
- While everyone was busy focusing on the presidential debates, Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds got married. The ceremony took place Saturday night at a "remote wilderness resort" outside of Vancouver, Canada. The bride is 23, the groom is 31 and they have been dating since 2007. [Us Magazine, People]
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