On last night's episode of Real Housewives, LuAnn repeatedly reminded the pizza boy, Kelsey Grammar, and the American Cancer Society that she is to be addressed as "Countess" - all in the course of one day.
- Michael Phelps isn't really looking for a girlfriend. "I am 23 now and if I went out with a girl she wouldn't see much of me until I get past 30," he explains. That's just silly! Ladies see plenty of you. When you're wearing a swimsuit. [Daily Express]
- David and Victoria Beckham's "car crash" was actually just a car…