In her new book, Guilty: Liberal 'Victims' and their Assault on America, Coulter attacks Obama's wardrobe, noting: "Her obvious imitation of Jackie O's style - the flipped-under hair, the sleeveless A-line dresses, the short strands of fake pearls - would have been laughable if done by anyone other than a media-designated saint." Cindy McCain, however, gets the Coulter stamp of approval, because she "dressed well without freakishly imitating famous First Ladies in history." Well thanks, Ann. Because if there's anyone who should be giving fashion advice, it's the woman who shows up to every event ever in the same damn little black dress from 1987. Oh snap! [NYDailyNews]

“Pre-Palin it had been one race," Coulter writes, "boring old 'You kids get off my lawn!' John McCain versus the exciting, new politician Barack Obama, who threw caution to the wind and bravely ran as the Pro-Hope candidate. And then our heroic Sarah bounded out of the Alaska tundra and it became a completely different race. This left the press completely discombobulated and upset. They didn't know whether to attack Sarah for not having an abortion or go after her husband for not being a sissy.”

Coulter, who refers to Palin as "our beauteous Sarah," also notes: "The last woman to get liberals this hot under the collar would have been … let's see now … oh, yeah: Me!" She then added, "Me, you guys. Remember me? I was the one who used to annoy you the most before Sarah Palin came along and...hey, wait, I have more annoying to do! I have 16 more little black dresses in my closet that I haven't broken out for interviews yet! Wait! You used to hate me the most! ME! Come back, filthy godless liberals! My circuits will short out without attention! Come back!" Okay, not really. But you know she was thinking it. [Editor And Publisher]