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    Crappy Beauty Tips From Cottonelle
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    11/04/09

    In reply to Crappy Beauty Tips From Cottonelle
    When wearing a scene-stealing frock, go minimal with stank, as it can overpower even the most dazzling attire. Nothing can ruin an evening out faster than swamp ass! And of course you'd rather be remembered as the elegant well-dressed woman than the smelly woman in the skidmarked dress! #cottonellebeautytips
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    11/04/09

    @Aesop's Foibles. YES.: AHAHAHA I LOVE YOU #cottonellebeautytips
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Crappy Beauty Tips From Cottonelle
    Well of course Step 1 is to stay hydrated. The more you drink, the more you pee, the more t.p. you need. And the circle of life continues. #cottonellebeautytips
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Crappy Beauty Tips From Cottonelle
    As WTF as this is, I imagine it'll look "Lysol Douching Ads Like This Actually Existed??" WTF in 30 years.

    And I can say, I remember when. #cottonellebeautytips
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Crappy Beauty Tips From Cottonelle
    They forgot-- "Make sure our product isn't stuck to your shoe before you step onto the red carpet." #cottonellebeautytips
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    Image of MerryLilly MerryLilly
    11/04/09

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    Ugh! Toilet paper is SO overrated #cottonellebeautytips
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Crappy Beauty Tips From Cottonelle
    I'm disappointed that the ad didn't suggest stuffing your bra with Cottonelle. It's truly the poshest cleavage enhancer on a roll. #cottonellebeautytips
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Crappy Beauty Tips From Cottonelle
    Unfortunately, this woman used too much toilet paper and was subsequently eaten by the super-judgmental Charmin bears. #cottonellebeautytips
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    11/04/09

    @hortense: Say what you will about them being judgmental, but those Charmin bears are dingleberry free. #cottonellebeautytips
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    11/04/09

    @LaComtesse: You don't see what they get up to in the woods! #cottonellebeautytips
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    11/04/09


    @hortense: This sparkly ass wouldn't lie to me... of course, that the bear's ass is sparkling leads me to believe that it's a vampire bear and that, my good lady, means we are SCA-REWED. #cottonellebeautytips
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Crappy Beauty Tips From Cottonelle
    Toilet paper does make a good face blotter, pre-nose-powdering or (if you have no compact) even instead of powder.

    What? I'm an oily lass. #cottonellebeautytips
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    11/04/09

    @Treeless: Only if it's one-ply though...they fluffier stuff doesn't blot as well. Actually the papery toilet-seat cover things they have in public restrooms make the best blotting paper. You can buy your own and tear them into sheets, and you'll save a shitload (no pun intended) of cash--those blotting papers are expensive.

    Note: These are the type of beauty lessons my (quite thrifty and oily) mother taught me. :) #cottonellebeautytips
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Crappy Beauty Tips From Cottonelle
    Ready for your close-up in what? Back Door Babes 38? #cottonellebeautytips
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    11/04/09

    @hortense: Number 38 was a lackluster entry not worthy of the Back Door name. Sadly, it did not live up the promise that was BDB 37. #cottonellebeautytips
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    Image of MerryLilly MerryLilly
    11/04/09

    In reply to Crappy Beauty Tips From Cottonelle
    Take that Charmin bears! #cottonellebeautytips
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Crappy Beauty Tips From Cottonelle
    Whenever I go out on the town, the first thing that people notice about me is my clean anus. #cottonellebeautytips
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    11/04/09

    @morninggloria: I bleach at least once a week to keep that sparkling freshness. #cottonellebeautytips
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Crappy Beauty Tips From Cottonelle
    I took the Sensitivity Profile quiz, and apparently, my ass could really use their new product! What are the chances? #cottonellebeautytips
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Crappy Beauty Tips From Cottonelle
    I really thought this was going to have tips on using tp with like, makeup or something. Instead it just points out that you can't feel 100% with a stray wad of cheap loo paper stuck in your butt.

    Duly noted, Cottonelle people! #cottonellebeautytips
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Crappy Beauty Tips From Cottonelle
    They should have mentioned that the cheap, recycled 2-ply T.P. is ideal for a) blotting and b) wiping off your mascara brush before applying.

    Marketing miss! #cottonellebeautytips
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    11/04/09

    @notadoll: I was just going to write this. Same for Q-Tips – the name brand kind are too fluffy to be useful when it comes to applying make-up. #cottonellebeautytips
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Crappy Beauty Tips From Cottonelle
    Feeling down in the dumps because your TP left clumps? Get rid of your grumps because Cottenelle Aloe and E Toilet Paper trumps the other leading brands in cleaning your humps! Your humps your humps. Your lovely lady lumps. Check it out! #cottonellebeautytips
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