Francisco Costa gets a gold star. Clad in his white-hot, curve-conscious Calvin Klein frock, Christina Ricci leaves all memories of Wednesday Addams behind. The pink lips and blunt bangs make her the smartest looking girl on the block. Cheers, dears.
In the wake of Anna Nicole Smith's recent passing, Jessica Simpson clearly heard the calling and decided it was her duty to assume the rose of drugged up-and-busty hot mess du jour. In true Anna Nicole style, however, we feel the blame lies not with Jessica, but with the idiots around her, who are supposed to be…
The fugly, vintage Yves Saint Laurent dress; the unfortunately-timed Isabella Blow-esque headgear; the boyfriend who looks like he can't remember then last time he bathed. Oh Kirsten, it's all wrong, wrong, wrong. We see that Miuccia phoned for help — did the style ambulance arrive too late?
She claims to be clad in Gaultier, but we're pretty sure that Camilla Belle is actually swathed in clouds and sunlight. This is what "ethereal" looks like. Not to mention "gorgeous".
Cate Blanchett's tiered-dress by Nicolas Ghesquiere for Balenciaga makes the Rumpelstiltskin myth of spinning hay into gold a glorious, glowing reality. Chic, modern, fashion-forward: Blanchett would have made the event's posthumous honoree Paul Poiret proud. Beautiful.
At the Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute Gala last night, event doyenne/Vogue editor-in-chief Anna Wintour wore Chanel couture. It looked like a weird reptile with a thing for epaulettes tried to jump her. Not helping the situation is the fact that Wintour's daughter, and Columbia undergrad, Bee Shaffer…