Jessica Simpson Can't Leave Slutty Behind, Even At Black-Tie Ball

In the wake of Anna Nicole Smith's recent passing, Jessica Simpson clearly heard the calling and decided it was her duty to assume the rose of drugged up-and-busty hot mess du jour. In true Anna Nicole style, however, we feel the blame lies not with Jessica, but with the idiots around her, who are supposed to be… » 5/08/07 6:39pm 5/08/07 6:39pm

Anna Wintour Looks Like She's Being Eaten By A Shiny Reptile (How We…

At the Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute Gala last night, event doyenne/Vogue editor-in-chief Anna Wintour wore Chanel couture. It looked like a weird reptile with a thing for epaulettes tried to jump her. Not helping the situation is the fact that Wintour's daughter, and Columbia undergrad, Bee Shaffer… » 5/08/07 3:12pm 5/08/07 3:12pm