Jessica Simpson Can't Leave Slutty Behind, Even At Black-Tie Ball

In the wake of Anna Nicole Smith's recent passing, Jessica Simpson clearly heard the calling and decided it was her duty to assume the rose of drugged up-and-busty hot mess du jour. In true Anna Nicole style, however, we feel the blame lies not with Jessica, but with the idiots around her, who are supposed to be saving … » 5/08/07 6:39pm 5/08/07 6:39pm

Anna Wintour Looks Like She's Being Eaten By A Shiny Reptile (How We…

At the Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute Gala last night, event doyenne/Vogue editor-in-chief Anna Wintour wore Chanel couture. It looked like a weird reptile with a thing for epaulettes tried to jump her. Not helping the situation is the fact that Wintour's daughter, and Columbia undergrad, Bee Shaffer… » 5/08/07 3:12pm 5/08/07 3:12pm