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labeled
10/21/09

In reply to Fine, Furry Friends
BoBo, we've talked about this. Your brother does NOT look like he's stoned OR like Frank McCourt. Well, a little like Mr. McCourt, but you know he doesn't like when you tease him and that's speaking ill of the dead! Bad dog! Bad! #arcadenoe
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LipstickLibrarian
04/07/09

In reply to Amy Winehouse Is Rough, Tough & In The Buff
I wish I could start every morning with a Denis Leary cock-related item.
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agirlnamedstewart
04/07/09

In reply to Amy Winehouse Is Rough, Tough & In The Buff
Mmmm... "Milk", "Salt", "Butter"... I'm waiting for "Eggs" and "Flour", then we'll know Paula Deen is secretly pulling all the strings in Tinseltown.
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Stabby McStabberson
04/07/09

@agirlnamedstewart:ha!

and don't forget "Bacon".
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Mrs. Stephen Fry
04/07/09

In reply to Amy Winehouse Is Rough, Tough & In The Buff
Stone = 14 pounds. It isn't a "Britishism"--it is the unit of mass they use for human body weight.
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ImproperDancing
04/07/09

In reply to Amy Winehouse Is Rough, Tough & In The Buff
I totally called the sugar-coated Lindsay story about the break-up...

Then again, maybe instead of media misunderstanding and whatnot that always prompted the conflicting story between the tabloids and Lindsay's blog, this time it's that she's hurting and doesn't want to admit that it's over?

Hang in there LL...

P.S. Dear Kanye,

WHAT???
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whynotshesaid
04/07/09

In reply to Amy Winehouse Is Rough, Tough & In The Buff
I know she didn't actually say anything, but I would like to invite Tracy Anderson to STFU. That woman is the queen of the Tiny Weights Brigade. She promotes that near pathological fear people have of women with actual muscles in their arms and legs.

So STFU Tracy Anderson.
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Werrick
04/07/09

@whynotshesaid:

I had no idea who Tracy Anderson was until I read this article, so I went and googled her.

It took me to her website and I checked out the gallery and... goddam, there's no way it can possibly be healthy to be that thin. It just doesn't make sense for anyone to be that skinny and still be as strong, vital and healhty as one could be.
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Red-headed bookworm
04/07/09

@whynotshesaid: Yep. Screw her, I'm doing the exercises in my Muscle and Fitness Hers magazine and buying a set of weights.
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whynotshesaid
04/07/09

@Werrick: I have a whole theory about the fetishization of feminine weakness, but I won't go into it. Let's just say that I agree with you. I'd much rather be strong and able to help my husband move furniture than be skinny like that.
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whynotshesaid
04/07/09

@Red-headed bookworm: Yay, Muscle and Fitness Hers! I love that magazine.
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MizJenkins
04/07/09

In reply to Amy Winehouse Is Rough, Tough & In The Buff
Toby Keith has Tourette's?
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BabyJane
04/07/09

In reply to Amy Winehouse Is Rough, Tough & In The Buff
I was hoping the movie Butter had something to do with Paula Deen. Nobody loves butter more than she does.
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portia_sue
04/07/09

@BabyJane: She once drank a shot's worth of melted butter, because it was left over, and "Y'all, I can't let it go to waste!"

I love Paula Deen.
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BabyJane
04/07/09

@portia_sue: Me too. Don't you just want to go to her house for the weekend and eat all day long and play with Ladybird?

I'd make sure to bring pants with an elastic waistband for the trip home, because I'm pretty sure my regular pants wouldn't fit.
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MizJenkins
04/07/09

In reply to Amy Winehouse Is Rough, Tough & In The Buff
"Which Grammy-winning rapper can't get enough weed? She orders from a NYC delivery service non-stop, then tries to sweet-talk the courier into giving her free bags of ganja."

Um, all of them?
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GeorgeFayne
04/07/09

@MizJenkins: Did M.I.A. win a grammy? Because I want it to be her.

But yes, definitely, all of them.
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whynotshesaid
04/07/09

@MizJenkins: What I found most surprising about this blind item is that they actually have delivery services! I thought they only had that in Half-Baked. The things I miss out on by not living in NYC...
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Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
04/07/09

@MizJenkins: Eve? Missy? Bueller?
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MizJenkins
04/07/09

@GeorgeFayne: You know, that would have been my first real guess too!

@whynotshesaid: Oh yeah, it's like ordering take-out Chinese. Mine gives me free brownies on Fridays. It's fab.
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quiquimarie
04/07/09

@whynotshesaid: There also used to be little stores scattered around the east village that used the front as an electronic repairs place selling bags of weed pre-Giuliani. You are making me nostalgic. The pot sucks in NYC anyways. Oh, wait, I don't even smoke anymore.
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whynotshesaid
04/07/09

@MizJenkins: Dude, I will move to NYC RIGHT NOW for free brownies on Friday with some pot.
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whynotshesaid
04/07/09

@quiquimarie: I haven't smoked in, like, a year, but if there was a delivery service available I am sure I would be back to my six-bowls-a-day habit stat.
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MizJenkins
04/07/09

In reply to Amy Winehouse Is Rough, Tough & In The Buff
Ok ok, not that yesterday's race thread still has me broiling or anything but, to those of you who always question the existence of White privilege, let me give you an example.

Amy Winehouse runs around topless in public in purposeful defiance of local law.

Public reaction: "Oh that Amy! Tee hee hee!"

Janet Jackson's nipple is exposed for 2.5 seconds on national television because a White man unintentionally(?) pulls part of her costume off during a routine.

Public reaction: Outrage and banishment from the Grammys. For Janet. Only.

Oh and before you say "Amy wasn't on tv!" go back and count how many Amy/Britney/Paris/Lindsay crotch shots made it on the air last year.

Relentlessly entertaining!
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GeorgeFayne
04/07/09

@MizJenkins: Things about this:

1. White privilege exists.

2. The reaction to the Nipplebowl thing was completely ridiculous.

3. Your comparison still doesn't really hold up.

I'm not going to argue about this today, and there are plenty of really good points to be made about white privilege in the US and UK. This is just not one of them.
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Sputnik_Sweetheart
04/07/09

@MizJenkins: Yes. I'm still pissed off that Janet's career was basically ruined, but the man who actually tore the shirt gets off scott-free. He just said he was sorry and that Janet "tricked" him and everything is ok and he can go on to lead Ciara around on a chain in a video. Ug.
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GeorgeFayne
04/07/09

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: And the whole tearing-a-lady's-outfit-off think was so rapey and gross, and NOBODY MENTIONED THAT AT ALL WTF?

That whole episode still baffles me.
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GeorgeFayne
04/07/09

@GeorgeFayne: Thing. I typed 'thing' there. It just looks like 'think.'
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MizJenkins
04/07/09

@GeorgeFayne: @Macloserboy: Alright, alright...I knew people wouldn't like the comparison because the events are too dissimilar. But choose whatever examples you like, on White women this kind of behavior is considered brassy and giggle-worthy and on minority women it's considered lewd and disgraceful.

My first reaction to Amy Whitehouse was "Yeah right, let a Black woman try to do this and let's see if you find it entertaining" ...but then I would have been called "paranoid" and "race-obsessed" and the trolls would pop up demanding that I prove it.

Damn you, racism, DAMN YOU!
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morninggloria
04/07/09

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I'd love to see Lindsay Lohan and Jennifer Aniston start dating. It would be tabloid bliss! The editors of US Weekly and In Touch would remain in a constant orgasmic state! Every single cover would consist of Jen/Lindsay kissing or holding hands accompanied by giant text that simply read "VKLQ#$*F*&(!*CKJ~!!!!!!!!(*CKJAWUSCVIUQKZZ
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CrankyOldBroad
04/07/09

@morninggloria: But would they be called JenLo, or Lonistan? Enquiring minds....
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LaComtesse
04/07/09

In reply to Amy Winehouse Is Rough, Tough & In The Buff
I really want to know what carbs ever did to anyone other than nourish them. Carbs are not these evil demons that inhabit your body and make you fat. They're food. Unless you're deathly allergic to something, NO FOOD should be treated as though it's a dirty bomb that you need to get away from you.
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Sputnik_Sweetheart
04/07/09

@LaComtesse: Yeah, it bothers me too. Of course you are going to lose weight when you cut out carbs. That tends to happen when you are malnourished.
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kaiwhakamarie
04/07/09

@LaComtesse: Yes. This. Which is why I always have garlic bread with my pasta AND brownies for dessert. :) I love carbs...
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BlondeGoddess
04/07/09

@LaComtesse: I like to order my pasta with extra carbs.
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CloudsInMyCoffee
04/07/09

@LaComtesse: Unless it's a tomato cum vagina. Or vagina cum tomato. It's early and I'm just now getting my coffee.
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LaComtesse
04/07/09

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: Atkins was big when I was in college. A nutritionist friend of mine once put it beautifully "Yeah, you'll lose weight on Atkins. Know what else makes you lose weight? Cutting off a leg." Also, know what happens as soon as your body gets carbs in it again? YOU GAIN THE WEIGHT BACK!

@kaiwhakamarie:@BlondeGoddess: Women after my own heart. I'll have to make you my brownies sometime. Or my chocolate chip cookie dough brownie pie. Or my raspberry yum yums. Or chocolate peanut butter cheesecake. All the carbs a growing girl needs.

@CloudsInMyCoffee: Oh Christ. That image is haunting my dreams.
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lalaland13
04/07/09

@LaComtesse: Eh, I tend to agree with you. But my mom doesn't. She realized she needed to lose some weight and get healthier, so she went on some form of Atkins with very little carbs. I don't like it, but she feels great and it's working for her. I've tried it before, including in junior high, which I now realize is very effed up. I need bread. So I'm probably just bitter that we can't go eat Italian together.
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HarpMadness
04/07/09

@lalaland13: I think the anti-carb diets are like any form of calorie cutting -- you're just cutting out calories from one particular source of them. Just like trying to cut out all fat or whatever. My problem with the "don't even eat THIS food group" diets is that we talk about BALANCED diets for a reason.
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Sputnik_Sweetheart
04/07/09

@LaComtesse: I knew someone who was a nutrition major and he basically said the same thing. He was very concerned about what the diet could do to your kidneys if you were on it for too long. Your kidneys just can't handle that much protein.
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LaComtesse
04/07/09

@lalaland13: Atkins did address something, but indirectly--Americans eat a LOT of empty calories, most of which are carbs. So no, you SHOULDN'T eat a bag of Doritos after a pasta dinner with white bread. That's a lot of calories, the carbs are *simple* carbs, which don't do all they could for you nutritionally. There's also not enough variety in most people's diets: they don't get adequate vegetable intakes, which Atkins encourages. But any diet that says "Bacon: yes. Whole grain and fruits: no." has got something wrong with it.
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BlondeGoddess
04/07/09

@LaComtesse: You're making me peckish!
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kaiwhakamarie
04/07/09

@LaComtesse: Oh sweet hell that sounds amazzzzzing.

I made brownies last night and swirled marshmallow cream and peanut butter in them...my excuse is that I'm pregnant and the baby wanted brownies. Not me, the baby.
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sexandphilosophy
04/07/09

@lalaland13: Ugh, I was recently advised to give up wheat to help my chronic migraines, I feel a million times better but DAMN is it hard to not eat all my favorite foods! I never really realized just how much wheat was in my diet before. I miss bagels and pizza :(
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whynotshesaid
04/07/09

@LaComtesse: I am with you. I mean, sure, if all you eat are potato chips and marshmallow fluff sandwiches on Wonder bread and Cheez Doodles, then yeah, you might want to back off the carbs a bit. But cutting out all carbs - like fruit and whole grain bread and pasta - is just ridiculous, because you get your energy from carbs. Plus, fiber is a really good thing. You kind of need it.

I am so anti- anti-carb diets, it's not even funny. Not least of all because low-carb diets - particularly Atkins - makes people stink like day-old unwashed ass. So yeah, you'll be skinny, but then no one will want to be near your smelly ass, so who gives a shit?
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whynotshesaid
04/07/09

@LaComtesse: CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE DOUGH BROWNIE PIE?!?!?! Woman, you MUST share this recipe immediately!
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kaiwhakamarie
04/07/09

@sexandphilosophy: My dad had to give up corn products for the same reason. Him without mexican food or coca cola classic - not a nice person.
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MizJenkins
04/07/09

@LaComtesse: My people have been eating rice at EVERY meal for centuries now...no obesity problem. You can pry the rice grain-by-grain off my cold, dead fingers.
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lalaland13
04/07/09

@whynotshesaid: Wait, what? They might have trouble with bad breath-that I've heard of- but I've never heard of them stinking to high heaven. Not if they shower regularly.
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Hiroine Protagonist
04/07/09

@lalaland13: There's a by-product of ketosis that seems to be a smell. I haven't always heard it described as "gross" - but rather "sweetish". I never got there myself.
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whynotshesaid
04/07/09

@lalaland13: It's something I ran into with the people I knew who had been on it for several months. I could not get near them because they smelled so funky, including this one girl that I worked with who was so sweet but I had to stand across the room from her because her body was just funky smelling. Like Hiroine Protagonist said, I think it has to do with ketosis. It's nothing that a shower could take care of. It certainly wasn't BO, that's for sure.
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lilbobbytables
04/07/09

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Jennifer Garner will star in Butter, a flick that's a political satire set in the small-town world of competitive butter-sculpting. Yeah. Butter.

Why you gotta hate on my people ?
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ShinyMcShine
04/07/09

@lilbobbytables' brain has apparently been consumed by zombi...: "Princesses take their butter sculpture home with them at the end of the Fair."

What do they do with it? Do they slowly eat it over a period of years?
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lilbobbytables
04/07/09

@ShinyMcShine: I like to think so. That, or a sacred ceremony unknown to the laity where the sculpture is consumed at once with massive amounts of corn on the cob and toast.
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little_engine_that_could
04/07/09

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Oh Lindsay. For what its worth, I want to support you, I really do but not enough to buy your oddly spelled line of self tanners that look all orange-y in all the ads thusfar. I'd probably go see a movie you were in though ... if it were in a movie theater. Until then Ill watch my well worn copy of mean girls and cross my fingers for you.
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BabyJane
04/07/09

@little_engine_that_could: She really needs to focus on making a decent movie or even switching to television. I'm starting to think of her celebrity in the Paris Hilton sense of the word and that's not a good thing.
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rednrowdy
04/07/09

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i wish trainers would do pro bono work...y'know, for those of us who can't afford to work with them hourly but need help. then again, tracy anderson will take away carbs from my cold dead hands.
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Sputnik_Sweetheart
04/07/09

@rednrowdy: I think it actually works the other way around with Tracy. Like, you pay her and she doesn't train you.
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lilbobbytables
04/07/09

@rednrowdy: Give me hash browns or give me death.
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