Captain May Have Crashed the Costa Concordia to Impress His Mistress

When bumbling dickhead Captain Francesco Schettino ran the massive cruise ship Costa Concordia aground in 2012—killing 32 people—he apparently had his girlfriend with him on the bridge. Moldovan dancer Domnica Cemortan testified that she was Schettino's "lover," she was on board without a ticket, and that when the… » 10/30/13 12:44pm 10/30/13 12:44pm

Cruise Ship Disaster Is Apparently Proof That Chivalry Is Dead

In an awesome piece of ridiculosity, a conservative writer lets us know what we should really be taking from the sinking of the cruise ship Costa Concordia. Yes folks, the lesson of this disaster is that men are just not chivalrous enough these days. » 1/18/12 7:00pm 1/18/12 7:00pm