February Cosmo: "The Thong Is Dead!"

Cosmopolitan, the magazine which suggested you put a scrunchie on your man's dick, has declared that thongs are out and boyshorts are in. Seems like old news, but the question is: What will readers use for ponytail holders now? » 1/14/10 10:20am 1/14/10 10:20am

Cosmo: Wear Your Dirty Panties Around Your Ponytail

I am mildly obsessed with Cosmo. A while back, I opined that my compulsive need to pull it from the newsstand is due to it being The Onion for feminists. The October issue is living up to that reputation. » 9/21/09 4:00pm 9/21/09 4:00pm