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    12/13/09

    In reply to Live From Jezebel, It's Saturday Night!
    Was mistress #15 on Jersey Shore?
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    12/13/09

    In reply to Live From Jezebel, It's Saturday Night!
    Mistress #15 is funny. Ferrrrr suuuuure...
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    12/07/09

    In reply to Fun With Fashion: Onee-Kei Is Cute, Not Costumey
    the ladies are all so lovely - though I am very fascinated with the gorgeousness on images #6 and #15 sexxxy!
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    11/23/09

    In reply to Ashro: Stop Being Such A Slob And Get Yourself A Suit, Hat & Wig
    I'm wearing everything in #15 AT THE SAME TIME to the next DC Jezzie meet-up. So, yeah, prepare yourselves for that.
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    11/17/09

    In reply to 19 Crappy & Crazy Christmas Gifts From Sky Mall
    I'm going too get #15 and wear it at work. No more headaches and co workers will avoid the crazy cyborg lady. #skymall
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    boxspelunker promoted this comment kkatt was starred kkatt was unstarred
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    11/17/09

    In reply to Gothic Horror At The Twilight Saga: New Moon Premiere
    #15 I know "V" is not the best show it can be but was it really necessary to skin the visitors for couture? #newmoon
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Cosmo: Men Want Virgins & Whores, No Fatties
    This for me pretty much sums up the difference between the 'stuff' marketed to men and women...
    [www.youtube.com] #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton promoted this comment scarlet_shoegal was starred scarlet_shoegal was unstarred
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    11/11/09

    @scarlet_shoegal: I <3 you for posting that link. #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Cosmo: Men Want Virgins & Whores, No Fatties
    My favorite guy article in Cosmo will forever be the one about the guy with the big dick that was a "toy" for his friends, and how once he realized he was well-endowed all the boys wanted to be close to him, and wanted to see it, and nicknamed it, and drove potential suitors away by demeaning them for liking big penises.... and got jealous when he got into a serious relationship with a woman and no longer brought it out to entertain them... #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    11/11/09

    @camera_obscura: I think I speak for most of my gender when I say...uh, what? #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    11/14/09

    @camera_obscura: Why does that sound like a begining for a bad porno to me? #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    Image of camera_obscura camera_obscura
    11/14/09

    @skahammer: this one

    In Cosmo, it's real! I think this was not written by a man at all, and by an editor... so fkn hilarious! #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    Image of RollsRoyceRevenge RollsRoyceRevenge
    11/11/09

    In reply to Cosmo: Men Want Virgins & Whores, No Fatties
    Okay ladies, I have news for you. If the best way you have to communicate romantic interest with your current boyfriend is by yanking out his wang when he least expects it and then flapping it all over your face, you need to rethink the relatuionship, because your current boyfriend is either dead, gay or a dead gay*.

    *The last applicable chiefly to the cast of "Twilight."
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    Edited by RollsRoyceRevenge at 11/11/09 12:55 AM RollsRoyceRevenge was starred RollsRoyceRevenge was unstarred
    Image of Mayor Squeakerton Mayor Squeakerton
    11/11/09

    In reply to Cosmo: Men Want Virgins & Whores, No Fatties
    "Show Your Enthusiasm By Rubbing His Dick On Your Face" just made my night. and I think my boyfriend laughed just as hard as I did. #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    RollsRoyceRevenge promoted this comment Mayor Squeakerton was starred Mayor Squeakerton was unstarred
    Image of RollsRoyceRevenge RollsRoyceRevenge
    11/11/09

    @Sara Anne: That was the original title of the popular Larry David show, but Cavett could only guest star the once. #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Cosmo: Men Want Virgins & Whores, No Fatties
    I love the idea that I should make sure I eat so that the guy doesn't think I'll get fat later. Newsflash: shouldn't I not be bothering to impress someone shallow enough to be worrying about whether I'll get fat if we get married? #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    Rooo sez BISH PLZ promoted this comment unionjgirl was starred unionjgirl was unstarred
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Cosmo: Men Want Virgins & Whores, No Fatties
    "massage his tip all over your upper body — lips, cheeks, breasts — all while maintaining eye contact."

    I swear this is written by porn producers. Next up is slapping his D on your face and/or ladybits while grimacing with 'pleasure'... #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    Alys Brangwin can't stop the beat promoted this comment himgene was starred himgene was unstarred
    Image of theunsinkable! theunsinkable!
    11/10/09

    In reply to Cosmo: Men Want Virgins & Whores, No Fatties
    Oh, and I feel compelled to add that I have managed to entirely stop buying the ladymags since reading Jez on the reg! So much easier to resist when I know that there is just crappy and weird sex tips & ads cover to cover. Although I knew this before, sometimes I get a weird urge to buy one anyway. Love these sarcastic recaps, so good. #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    Image of Faster Pussycat Faster Pussycat
    11/10/09

    @theunsinkable!: The sex tips on Jez are MUCH better. #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    Rooo sez BISH PLZ promoted this comment Faster Pussycat was starred Faster Pussycat was unstarred
    Image of RollsRoyceRevenge RollsRoyceRevenge
    11/11/09

    @Faster.Pussycat: The sex tips on the bathroom walls at the bus station are much better. GIVE IT TOO ME HARD BABAY has at least the virtue of brevity. #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Cosmo: Men Want Virgins & Whores, No Fatties
    Did they specify exactly how much lotion one should put on one's nipples before dragging them across one's boyfriend's chest? A teaspoon? A drop? A smear? Two cups? What if one's boyfriend has a great deal of chest hair? What kind of lotion works best? Should one rub one's boyfriend's dick-tip over one's lotioned nipples? To rub in the lotion perhaps? #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    RollsRoyceRevenge promoted this comment Sir was starred Sir was unstarred
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    11/11/09

    @Sir: Gives new meaning to the phrase "or else it gets the hose again." #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Cosmo: Men Want Virgins & Whores, No Fatties
    Next month's Cosmo:

    Drink Your Way to Buns of Steel

    Why Black is the New Black and Shoes Are the New Jesus

    Yes, You Can Spend the Month's Rent on Two Items of Underwear!

    Feeling Like a Fat Fucking Pig? New Fruit Drinks You'll Hate!

    A Dirty Sanchez He'll Always Remember!

    Liz Cheney Gets Down and Dirty

    Your Uncle Totally Wanted You!
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    Edited by RollsRoyceRevenge at 11/10/09 7:55 PM RollsRoyceRevenge was starred RollsRoyceRevenge was unstarred
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