Because the sky is blue and Justin Bieber will indisputably always look like an inebriated toddler, Chris Brown has found himself facing a lawsuit for assault.

This week’s episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians was nearly flawless. We watched as family was ripped apart, limb by limb, by one of their own—and even worse, it was done online, via memes.

On Sunday night’s episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, our A-Plot was Kris Jenner’s birthday party planning; the B-Plot was Kim’s birthday party; and our C-Plot was Lamar Odom’s overdose. The episode was somber but fun, and of course featured some substantial inconsistencies. #LEGGO

On Sunday’s episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Kris Jenner and her boyfriend Corey Gamble visited the studio of artist Mr. Brainwash to view some recent works inspired by the famous family. One piece, a painting of Kris and her daughters, was particularly good.

Whoa! Sunday night’s episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians was the first glimpse into real family #drama we’ve seen from this crew in months (hey, Caitlyn, honey!). The A-Plot was Khloe’s relationship with Lamar Odom; the B-Plot was Kris’ relationship with Lamar Odom; and the C-Plot was Kylie Jenner’s 18th…

This is it, people: the first week of Jezebel’s annual Fantasy Kardashian-Jenner League. It’s been a burning hot seven days for some of the crew, with Paris Fashion Week pulling in Kardashians like moths to a pleasantly scented flame, and a little chillier for others—key players are still benched due to injury,…

Following news that Giada De Laurentiis and husband Todd Thompson have filed for divorce (citing irreconcilable differences), RadarOnline reports that there have been "cracks in the marriage for years." Cough, John Mayer.