Miley Fan Threatens To Eat Own Cat; Lindsay's Dad Predicts Her Death

- Ready for a mega-eyeroll? A "fan" is threatening to kill her cat, Fuzzy, and eat the animal unless Miley Cyrus reopens her Twitter account. The girl says:


Today in Tweet Beat, Elizabeth Taylor clarifies her health situation, Tyra steals Larry King's suspenders, and Danny DeVito is drunk…again.
Today in Tweet Beat, Spencer still loves antagonizing Lauren, Tyra is still trying to make "smize" happen, and Yoko is still a hippie.
I hate when "reality" shows are heavily scripted, which is why the first season of The Two Coreys sucked. But season two has gotten so good, mostly due to the fact that Corey Haim's drug abuse and loose cannon-ness makes the show entirely impossible to script. He's so unpredictable, and they just let the cameras roll,…