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    Former Cop Charged With Raping His Twin's Girlfriend • Scots To Start Sex Ed At Age 4

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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    10/08/09

    In reply to Former Cop Charged With Raping His Twin's Girlfriend • Scots To Start Sex Ed At Age 4
    Is the Chicago PD squad car pictured involved in solving the crime in Connecticut? We have plenty of problems here, guys! Don't road trip to CT!
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    Image of midwesternmom midwesternmom
    10/08/09

    In reply to Former Cop Charged With Raping His Twin's Girlfriend • Scots To Start Sex Ed At Age 4
    I thought I read yesterday that the Phillies offered to return the ball to the girl. And then I read how much it was worth and my head exploded.
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    Image of Ginmar Rienne Ginmar Rienne
    10/08/09

    In reply to Former Cop Charged With Raping His Twin's Girlfriend • Scots To Start Sex Ed At Age 4
    You know why women get kicked out under DADT more? Because men who want to fuck them blackmail them with it, then turn them in anyway. And of course, depending on the commander, that's all they have to do. It stays on your record forever. Of course, if you turn them down, they'll report you, and if you go with somebody else they'll report you and if.....Actually, they have an awful lot of leeway because men don't lie, of course.
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    Maritsa promoted this comment Edited by Ginmar Rienne at 10/08/09 7:46 PM Ginmar Rienne was starred Ginmar Rienne was unstarred
    Image of bess marvin, girl detective bess marvin, girl detective
    10/08/09

    In reply to Former Cop Charged With Raping His Twin's Girlfriend • Scots To Start Sex Ed At Age 4
    oh belinda neal, if you want to stay with your loser husband, please don't put that in the feminist pile. it's just your choice. that's all.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    10/08/09

    @bess marvin, girl detective: ha!
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    Image of LaurieStrodeTheBoatAshore LaurieStrodeTheBoatAshore
    10/08/09

    In reply to Former Cop Charged With Raping His Twin's Girlfriend • Scots To Start Sex Ed At Age 4
    I'm wondering why there's a Chicago police car in the photo. Rapist was from Milford, CT.
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    dcdulce promoted this comment Edited by LaurieStrodeTheBoatAshore at 10/08/09 6:58 PM LaurieStrodeTheBoatAshore was starred LaurieStrodeTheBoatAshore was unstarred
    Image of bluebears bluebears
    10/08/09

    @LaurieStrodeTheBoatAshore: you know why.
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    Image of Cimorene Cimorene
    10/08/09

    @bluebears: I don't. Why? I'm confused.
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    Image of Intern Katy Intern Katy
    10/08/09

    @LaurieStrodeTheBoatAshore: It's because the stock photos at Getty were all of Chicago cars, or they had people in them, and I didn't want it to look like some random police officer was a rapist.
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    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    10/08/09

    In reply to Former Cop Charged With Raping His Twin's Girlfriend • Scots To Start Sex Ed At Age 4
    Doctors from Kansas State University advise that pet owners count calories for their overweight pets...

    LASSIE WAS A SIZE 12!!!
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    Image of sybann sybann
    10/08/09

    @MizJenkins: And size 12 in those days was equlivalent to a 22!!
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    Image of sequined sequined
    10/08/09

    @MizJenkins: But in the 1950s a 12 was like a size 5.41 today. So you really can't compare.
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    Image of Plate2.18 Plate2.18
    10/08/09

    @MizJenkins: And Lassie was a real dog, not like all those other skinny bitches.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    10/08/09

    @sequined: maybe dog sizes in 50's where like dog years so Lassie was a size 123,7788
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    Image of AvgElitist AvgElitist
    10/08/09

    In reply to Former Cop Charged With Raping His Twin's Girlfriend • Scots To Start Sex Ed At Age 4
    Note to self: If dating a twin, make him get a tattoo.
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    Image of cait98 cait98
    10/08/09

    In reply to Former Cop Charged With Raping His Twin's Girlfriend • Scots To Start Sex Ed At Age 4
    I recently used a female condom for the first time and only have good things to say.

    I had sex with a guy who's really knowledgeable about these things and so I learned some tips. I think women often get freaked out about using them because they are not really sure how to insert them. One thing you can do is take the insertive inner ring out and put the condom on the penis like a regular condom. Then, insert penis into vagina. And away you go.

    That inner ring's only purpose is to make insertion easier.

    Also, it will look like less ejaculate that you are used to because it's a wider condom. Don't worry, it's all in there.
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    Ailatan promoted this comment Edited by cait98 at 10/08/09 6:54 PM cait98 was starred cait98 was unstarred
    Image of sybann sybann
    10/08/09

    @cait98: Damn. Servicey!
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    Image of galalefey galalefey
    10/08/09

    @cait98: Where do you find it? I searched Rite Aid- nada nada limonada.
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    Image of whats_in_a_name whats_in_a_name
    10/08/09

    @galalefey: I've seen them in the pharmacy at walmart.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    10/08/09

    In reply to Former Cop Charged With Raping His Twin's Girlfriend • Scots To Start Sex Ed At Age 4
    Did the cops victim kiss him back though? DID SHE????
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    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    10/08/09

    @bluebears: She was asking for it!
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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    10/08/09

    @bluebears: Oh come on, she should have known with her Magical Feminine Intuition(TM) that the man in bed with her was not her boyfriend. They may look alike on the outside, but MFI(TM) can discern the soul.

    So yeah, she totally kissed him.
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    Image of coconanas coconanas
    10/08/09

    @bluebears: well she was dating someone who looked EXACTLY like him. So she pretty much wanted it anyway.
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    Image of sequined sequined
    10/08/09

    @wtfox?!: Plus, when he was raping her, there was sex happening, and that makes her a slut.
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    Image of CParis CParis
    10/08/09

    @coconanas:
    I had 2 uncles who were identical twins. My grandmother would mix them up all of the time. She basically ended up calling both of them BillBob for much of their childhood.
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    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    10/08/09

    @wtfox?!: No but really...I can't understand how someone could fall for this. I feel like when you're in an intimate relationship there is a certain familiarity that no one else could fake. Not trying to blame the victim AT ALL, I just honestly don't understand how it could happen.
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    Image of Ginmar Rienne Ginmar Rienne
    10/08/09

    @MizJenkins: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand that is exactly how this guy did it.

    Look, if you feel you have to say, "not trying to blame the victim AT ALL..." it might be time to reconsider.
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    Image of GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11) GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11)
    10/08/09

    @Ginmar Rienne: I think there is a difference between having a hard time understanding how you can mistake one person for another, because you don't know any twins that are that similar looking, and blaming the victim for not being able to.
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    Image of EKane EKane
    03/06/09

    In reply to Bad Boys
    I would so watch this.


    I kinda want a carrot gun, so I can shoot delicious baby carrots at people.

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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    03/06/09

    In reply to Bad Boys
    So why are all the perps Dawgs? What does this mean?
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    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    03/06/09

    In reply to Bad Boys
    Bunny cop to Chicken lady: "Quit yelling!" Hilarious. Drunk chickens get so out of control, you know? Clucking all over the place, throwing up feed, laying sad, spun eggs, running around like chickens with their heads... oh, wait.
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    Image of pink_orchid_martini pink_orchid_martini
    03/06/09

    In reply to Bad Boys
    Hilarious! the worms driving cars reminds me of richard scarry books.
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    Image of TildeMarks TildeMarks
    03/06/09

    @pink_orchid_martini: AH - that's it. I was all smiley over the worms and you have just reminded me of why.
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    Image of casi nadie (loves MCC forever) casi nadie (loves MCC forever)
    03/06/09

    In reply to Bad Boys
    heeheehee . . . bunny cops.


    rabbits are actually quite aggressive when it comes to defending their young. they'll growl. that's they only sound they commonly make. they purr, too, but very very rarely.

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    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    03/06/09

    In reply to Bad Boys
    The cats are showing off their teets!


    SOMEONE GET THE SPRAY BOTTLE, STAT!

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