One of the biggest American Girl products these days isn't the historical dolls, or even the "My American Girl" just-like-me models. Nowadays, many kids beg for the Girl of the Year, limited-edition dolls like 2013's Saige, a painter and horseback rider "whose passions inspires action."
Rachel Dratch desperately wants to be accepted by the cool kids in the cafeteria — so much so that she's willing to French kiss a piece of pizza to make them laugh. Forget their snobbery, Drootchie, and come sit at our table. We're totally impressed by you and your boyfriend Pete Za.