Your Giant American Refrigerator Is Making You Fat And Poor

There is a fair chance that if you're reading this post, your fridge—the most-used and largest appliance in your house—is screwing you. The refrigerator is as potent a symbol of American consumerist culture as you're likely to find, which is to say, it only makes sense if you don't really look at it very hard. It is,… » 7/29/14 10:17am Yesterday 10:17am

The Food Network's New, Improved App Is Effing Amazing

Earlier this month, the Food Network released a new, improved version of its app that promises to allow users to create their own grocery lists, search via ingredient or preferred chef, and basically allow your phone to live the 1950's dream kitchen fantasy, minus the circle skirt color coordinated with the countertop. » 7/28/14 11:30am Monday 11:30am

Amazing Donut Cake Recipe Teaches Idiots How to Make a Pile of Donuts

The Glitter Guide is a lifestyle blog for pastel humans with monogrammed stationery and actively maintained, intimidatingly comprehensive Pinterest boards. It's also my go-to spot for getting great recipes like this one for "Donut Cake," which is literally just a pile of donuts that comes with a set of instructions.… » 6/16/14 1:40pm 6/16/14 1:40pm

Meet the Doodie, Who Has Nothing to Do With Poop

For a few glorious years, I lived with a roommate who loved to cook. Better than that, he also loved sharing what he made and — better still! — what he made was always delicious. As someone who likes to eat, but is terrible in the kitchen, I lived rather happily in this arrangement and was pretty devastated when it… » 5/08/14 4:10pm 5/08/14 4:10pm

Martha Stewart Can't Stop Tweeting Really Gross Pictures of Food

For a woman who has built an empire marketing her own smugly tied gingham ribbon of perfection and self-satisfied domesticity, Martha Stewart is remarkably terrible at one thing that, in the digital age, is almost unavoidable: sharing pictures of food on social media. In fact, Martha Stewart's Twitter feed is… » 11/18/13 1:13pm 11/18/13 1:13pm

Be a Goddamn Adult. Learn to Cook.

Years ago, I went out with this guy who only knew how to make baked chicken breasts and macaroni and cheese. He didn't know how to do his own laundry and once offered to pay me $15 to sew a button back on his peacoat. Whenever anything broke in his apartment, he threw it away and bought a new thing. He couldn't… » 10/18/13 12:35pm 10/18/13 12:35pm

Vegan Queen Isa Chandra Moskowitz Cooks Up Best Food Show of Our Time

You know how you love delicious food and you want to eat all of it but maybe you don't know how to make it? The producers of Mind Of A Chef and No Reservations teamed up with vegan cookbook star Isa Chandra Moskowitz (who pens a cooking column for Bust!) to create a ten episode cooking show that literally has me… » 10/16/13 9:00pm 10/16/13 9:00pm

Stop What You're Doing And Download the 2Chainz Cookbook

2Chainz, architect of the Black Hole Sun-meets-Big Pimpin' video for Birthday which — I'm not exaggerating here — changes lives, has continued his quest to Improve America with a new cookbook. But this isn't your Grandma's flushed-cheeked Betty Crocker making olives suspended in gelatin cookbook; this is a work of… » 9/12/13 12:00pm 9/12/13 12:00pm

How Do I Get My Spouse To Cook Better Meals?

Welcome to the Feedbag, where all the dumb questions about food, drink, cooking, eating, and accidental finger removal you've been embarrassed to ask can finally receive the berating they goddamn deserve. Also: answers. Send all your even-vaguely-food-related questions to albertburneko@gmail.com with the subject… » 8/21/13 5:47pm 8/21/13 5:47pm