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    The Cookie Diet: Celebs Love It, Nutritionists Hate It

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    Image of Zulkey Zulkey
    10/22/09

    In reply to The Cookie Diet: Celebs Love It, Nutritionists Hate It
    fuck all diets.

    the end. #cookiediet
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    Image of TheGuvnah TheGuvnah
    10/22/09

    In reply to The Cookie Diet: Celebs Love It, Nutritionists Hate It
    Confession: I have tried this. My sister lost about 40+ pounds on this before her wedding (yes, she was one of those brides) and loved it. I wanted to shed my winter weight this past spring and since she said it was so easy I tried it. I literally could not get through my work day on it. I couldn't sit in a meeting and concentrate and all I could think about was getting home and having some chicken and vegetables. The cookies taste fine but OMG it was not enough calories to allow me to function during the day.

    I lasted about a week and then sold my leftover stock to my mom and her friend, who both loved them and had success with them. But they are NOT a long-term solution for anything and for me, they were awful. #cookiediet
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    Image of pesematology pesematology
    10/22/09

    In reply to The Cookie Diet: Celebs Love It, Nutritionists Hate It
    Does it work? Maybe. Will it kill you? Yes. #cookiediet
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    Image of BytheSea BytheSea
    10/22/09

    In reply to The Cookie Diet: Celebs Love It, Nutritionists Hate It
    Bullshit. They're filled with chinese newspapers and sawdust. If you starve yourself all day but manage to hold off the famine reponse by eating a few of ANYTHING you'll lose weight. It's not a genius diet, it's anorexia. #cookiediet
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    Image of Le Coucher d'Yvette Le Coucher d'Yvette
    10/21/09

    In reply to The Cookie Diet: Celebs Love It, Nutritionists Hate It
    So I just finished this article - there is an Ice Cream Diet? I need to get on that one! #cookiediet
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    Image of Katxyz Katxyz
    10/21/09

    In reply to The Cookie Diet: Celebs Love It, Nutritionists Hate It
    This isn't really a new trend. I and fellow cover-to-cover SkyMall readers have known about it for years.

    Poor SkyMall hasn't gotten credit for the cookie diet or the original version of the Snuggie.

    I thought it was bullshit when I read about it on the plane, too.
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    Image of o-line o-line
    10/21/09


    @Katxyz: Let's hope the Day Clock is the next Slanket/Snuggie. #cookiediet
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    Image of Le Coucher d'Yvette Le Coucher d'Yvette
    10/21/09

    @o-line: I've always enjoyed the "spy pen" because the "4 MB" slapped across the front wouldn't indicate that there was something odd about that pen . . .
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    Edited by Le Coucher d'Yvette at 10/21/09 11:21 PM Le Coucher d'Yvette was starred Le Coucher d'Yvette was unstarred
    Image of OnionRings OnionRings
    10/21/09

    In reply to The Cookie Diet: Celebs Love It, Nutritionists Hate It
    Those cookies taste like ass. Spongy, funny-smelling ass.

    And the first batch I got was covered in mold. #cookiediet
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    Image of TheGuvnah TheGuvnah
    10/22/09

    @OnionRings: seriously?

    I thought the cookies tasted pretty good, especially if you microwaved them for 15 seconds. of course, maybe everything tastes good when you are starving:) #cookiediet
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    Image of Plum-Pie Plum-Pie
    10/21/09

    In reply to The Cookie Diet: Celebs Love It, Nutritionists Hate It
    I kindof have been on a cookie diet recently but only because I couldn't be arsed to quarter this recipe and made a full batch instead.
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    Image of Rabbitty Rabbitty
    10/21/09

    In reply to The Cookie Diet: Celebs Love It, Nutritionists Hate It
    I could probably live on 6 cookies and a small meal a day. The question is whether those around me would survive.

    There would be a lot of "do you have to breath so loud?" and "stop sitting like that" and "I'm going to rip your face off if I don't get some fucking food right this second". #cookiediet
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    formergr promoted this comment Rabbitty was starred Rabbitty was unstarred
    Image of formergr formergr
    10/21/09

    @Rabbitty: Heh, this is me exactly when I have low blood sugar... #cookiediet
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    Image of Rabbitty Rabbitty
    10/21/09

    @formergr: somebody on one of the open threads called it "hangry" (hungry + angry = hangry) which I thought was awesome.

    Low blood sugar snippiness represent woo woo. #cookiediet
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    Image of rah29 rah29
    10/22/09

    @Rabbitty: My sister tried a smoothie diet once. By the end of the first day she was such a horrible person that both my family and friends demanded she eat some food! #cookiediet
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    Image of o-line o-line
    10/21/09

    In reply to The Cookie Diet: Celebs Love It, Nutritionists Hate It
    Yeah, I thought I could make my own cookie-like diet. The special cookies are expensive, so I tried a work around. Something that would keep me full and not vitamin deprived. Yeah. Turns out eating nothing but Fiber One bars is a terrible idea. #cookiediet
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    Image of nom.de.guerre nom.de.guerre
    10/21/09

    @o-line:
    Heh. I got some Fiber One bars once to satisfy some sugar cravings, assuming one bar would be better than, say, a caramel sundae. They did terrible, terrible things to my digestive system, which I thought was weird because I eat lots of fiber anyway (in the form of real food). Apparently my experience is not uncommon. #cookiediet
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    Snowbunny promoted this comment nom.de.guerre was starred nom.de.guerre was unstarred
    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    10/21/09

    @nom.de.guerre: I used to eat them before Meditation class and I would spend the whole class trying not to fart. Focus on your breathing indeed.

    And I still love Fiber One so much, the chocolate mocha are ridiculoussss. #cookiediet
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    Image of Chamalla,barren crone Chamalla,barren crone
    10/21/09

    In reply to The Cookie Diet: Celebs Love It, Nutritionists Hate It
    Team Cookie (membership: one barren crone) does not approve this message. Nor does Team Cookie approve of poser cookies made out of meat, microcrystalline anything and/or soy pulp. #teamcookie #cookiediet
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    Image of CherriSpryte CherriSpryte
    10/21/09

    In reply to The Cookie Diet: Celebs Love It, Nutritionists Hate It
    Are these cookies delicious? And will they give me the energy for my 18-hour days?

    Yeah, that's what I thought. I'm heading over to Chop't Salads for dinner, anyone want anything? #cookiediet
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    10/21/09

    @CherriSpryte: Wait for me! I miss Chop't. #cookiediet
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    Image of CherriSpryte CherriSpryte
    10/21/09

    @hellosunshine: I have a major Chop't addiction. Like, people ought to stage an intervention for me. #cookiediet
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    10/21/09

    In reply to The Cookie Diet: Celebs Love It, Nutritionists Hate It
    [www.colbertnation.com]

    "One cannot live on cookies alone." #cookiediet
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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    10/21/09

    In reply to The Cookie Diet: Celebs Love It, Nutritionists Hate It
    6 cookies for me IS a small meal. #cookiediet
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    Image of Casquivana Casquivana
    10/21/09

    In reply to The Cookie Diet: Celebs Love It, Nutritionists Hate It
    Could you live off of six cookies a day, plus a small meal?
    Eh, no.
    Also, tricking your metabolism only works for a while, and changes are only efficient if they are sustained during a prolonged period of time. Which is why diets where you basically starve yourself and eat foods you're otherwise not used to don't work in the long run. #cookiediet
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