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    Image of gobblegirl gobblegirl
    04/21/09

    In reply to Lots Of Cleavage At The Cookie Magazine Awards
    Emme looks sunburnt. I'm jealous (of the sun, not the burn...I wear spf 45).
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    Image of kkatt kkatt
    04/21/09

    In reply to Lots Of Cleavage At The Cookie Magazine Awards
    Aw Emme - if you have two different blacks, don't wear them together. I mean, I do that because I can't afford a new suit for work but you're famous and you probably have the cash.
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    Image of pear.shaped.Sara pear.shaped.Sara
    04/21/09

    @kkatt: I count 6 blacks: jacket, cami, skirt, leggings, shoes, purse ... and none of them are the same.
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    pear.shaped.Sara was starred pear.shaped.Sara was unstarred
    Image of J.D.Regent J.D.Regent
    04/21/09

    In reply to Lots Of Cleavage At The Cookie Magazine Awards
    I'm just going to out and out declare Tracy Anderson my nemesis. It's that bad.
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    J.D.Regent was starred J.D.Regent was unstarred
    Image of Mrs. Stephen Fry Mrs. Stephen Fry
    04/21/09

    In reply to Lots Of Cleavage At The Cookie Magazine Awards
    Tracy Anderson, what are you doing to your boobahs?
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    Mrs. Stephen Fry was starred Mrs. Stephen Fry was unstarred
    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    04/21/09

    In reply to Lots Of Cleavage At The Cookie Magazine Awards
    Isn't cookie another word for sex?, Maybe that's the memo/invite these ladies got.

    Show us your goods girls.

    No, children's event, thus inapropriate FAIL.
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    DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton was starred DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton was unstarred
    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    04/21/09

    In reply to Lots Of Cleavage At The Cookie Magazine Awards
    Is Tracy Anderson going to use this photo for her Christmas card? "They called me nip!"
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    Image of katekate is squared katekate is squared
    04/21/09

    In reply to Lots Of Cleavage At The Cookie Magazine Awards
    Does Tracy Anderson work for the CIA? Does she think her breasts are terrorists? That's the only explanation for her torturing them like that.
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    Image of PrettyPrettyPrincess PrettyPrettyPrincess
    04/21/09

    In reply to Lots Of Cleavage At The Cookie Magazine Awards
    Ms. Anderson, I highly recommend either the shiny eyeshadow OR the bondage boobs. It's almost like you are wearing two purses - you only need one, my dear.
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    PrettyPrettyPrincess was starred PrettyPrettyPrincess was unstarred
    Image of daisen-in daisen-in
    04/21/09

    In reply to Lots Of Cleavage At The Cookie Magazine Awards
    I think Uma's jacket in the first shot is eminently covetable as well.
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    Image of Rosaxé Rosaxé
    04/21/09

    In reply to Lots Of Cleavage At The Cookie Magazine Awards
    Miss Uma -- When in real life does anyone open their mouth that wide?
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    Image of hippichx sez PEACE PLEASE hippichx sez PEACE PLEASE
    04/21/09

    @Rosaxe: ask tracy anderson
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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    04/21/09

    In reply to Lots Of Cleavage At The Cookie Magazine Awards
    And to think I felt a little odd about walking into my kids' school this morning showing a little bit of cleavage.


    Which is actually odd itself, now that I write it down, because like, what, the kids don't know I have breasts? I think they know!


    And yet, still, with all my desire to see us as a society find a slightly less ridiculous way of approaching female mammary glands... Lynn Whitfield and Tracy Anderson! WTF! Class will always be in style, ladies.

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    Image of schweppes schweppes
    04/21/09

    In reply to Lots Of Cleavage At The Cookie Magazine Awards
    This reminds me of a frenemy who wore a skanky, cleavage-heavy outfit to a bridal shower and thought herself to be the hottest girl at the ball. Since, you know, if you have big boobs, you must always remind everyone around you that you have big boobs (full disclosure: I have 34Es, though I keep them covered at family functions) I rolled my eyes often in her general direction.
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    Image of JLady JLady
    04/21/09

    @schweppes: In my experience (I have 38DDs) when you have large breasts you don't have to have them all exposed and shivering to have them still be noticeable. I mean, covering them up doesn't make them magically receded into your ribcage. Somehow I feel both Tracy and Lynn (and your frenemy) missed that memo.
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    Image of daisen-in daisen-in
    04/21/09

    In reply to Lots Of Cleavage At The Cookie Magazine Awards
    Aww, man. You'd think the "Smart Cookie" award would be the time to flaunt your Phi Beta Kappa pin, not your cleavage.
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    Image of femaledwightschrute femaledwightschrute
    04/21/09

    In reply to Lots Of Cleavage At The Cookie Magazine Awards
    Also, this event is brought to you by the letter C.
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    femaledwightschrute was starred femaledwightschrute was unstarred
    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    04/21/09

    @femaledwightschrute: Ooh! Win for you, my friend.
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    ellaesther was starred ellaesther was unstarred
    Image of gobblegirl gobblegirl
    04/21/09

    @femaledwightschrute: not the letters DD?
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    gobblegirl was starred gobblegirl was unstarred
    Image of dreamweave dreamweave
    04/21/09

    In reply to Lots Of Cleavage At The Cookie Magazine Awards
    Ms. Anderson, you frighten me.
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    dreamweave was starred dreamweave was unstarred
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