Kim Kardashian Is Done With Contouring
What. Is. Happening.
Contouring on The Cheap
Though the Kardashian tribe has been practicing the ritualistic art of contouring for eons now, this face-slimming makeup technique is just now hitting the unwashed masses in earnest. Every counter at Sephora is touting a new contour product, and let me tell you: the illusion of higher cheekbones does not come cheap.
Here's a Sort-of-Not-So Easy Way to Get Maleficent's Cheekbones
I have a video for everyone out there who watched Maleficent and quietly spent hundreds of dollars in contour makeup products to capture the perfect high cheekbone look, only to realize the end result is less "Evil Disney Queen" and more "Real Housewives of Fort Wayne."
Let's Just Stop With the Contouring Already
Sure, love is a battlefield, but makeup isn't supposed to look like war paint. Still, women are drawing stripes all over their faces and taking liberties with bronzer in an attempt to create some kind of illusion—but they simply can't escape the cold hard reality that they look like fucking idiots.
