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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    06/12/09

    In reply to What Happens In Vegas...
    Is that the same girl who does that yoga/yogurt commercial?


    "I don't know where my hand is!"

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    Rooo sez BISH PLZ was starred Rooo sez BISH PLZ was unstarred
    Image of LoSpaz LoSpaz
    06/12/09

    In reply to What Happens In Vegas...
    My hair is that color. But I cannot bend like that.
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    Image of Mrs. Stephen Fry Mrs. Stephen Fry
    06/12/09

    @LoSpaz: Your hair is prettier than that.


    This picture annoys me for some reason. Maybe it is the stupid look on her face?

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    Image of Jello Mix Jello Mix
    06/12/09

    In reply to What Happens In Vegas...
    I've got no strings

    So I have fun

    I'm not tied up to anyone

    They've got strings

    But you can see

    There are no strings on me
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/12/09

    In reply to What Happens In Vegas...
    Let this be a cautionary tale about the perils of being a striper in Vegas.
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    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of misspell misspell
    06/12/09

    In reply to What Happens In Vegas...
    This happened to me in yoga once. The inhuman Raggedy Ann in me bows to the inhuman Raggedy Ann in you.
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    Image of stoprobbers stoprobbers
    06/12/09

    In reply to What Happens In Vegas...
    Psst. Bonnie. They can see your panties.


    (Oh lordy, I hope she's wearing panties.)

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    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    06/12/09

    In reply to What Happens In Vegas...
    See, this is what happens when you fall off your Franken-Chick shoes.

    Let this be a lesson to all you aging Goths & Hipster wanna be's.
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    06/12/09

    In reply to What Happens In Vegas...
    That's what you get for wearing those ridiculous shoes.
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    Image of angelheadedhipster angelheadedhipster
    06/12/09

    In reply to What Happens In Vegas...
    This is like the extra broken down version of the broken down doll pose.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    06/12/09

    @angelheadedhipster: Tyra would love it.
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    Image of angelheadedhipster angelheadedhipster
    06/12/09

    @morninggloria: Yeah. And Miss Jay would lose his shit for reals.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    06/12/09

    In reply to What Happens In Vegas...
    Look, lady, I like lolcats and all too, but it doesn't mean you gotta pretend to be one.


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    Image of tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock
    06/12/09

    In reply to What Happens In Vegas...
    ...ends up on the internets.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    06/12/09

    In reply to What Happens In Vegas...
    A Shields & Yarnell skit gone horribly wrong.
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