Win Etsy Swag With The Jezebel Bounty Caption Contest!

Want some cool Etsy creations? Of course you do. And now you have the chance to win some, courtesy of our new weekly Jezebel Bounty Contest, which rewards creative genius and dry wit. Here's the deal.
The Best Mad Men Infomercial Pitches
We asked you to create a Mad Men-style ad for popular infomercial products, and the response was highly impressive. But only one ad could win the big prize; here are our favorites and the lucky winner.
Malaysian Reality Show Has Contestants Vying For Imam Gig
A new Malaysian reality TV show has contestants performing some very unusual challenges, including preparing bodies for burial and counseling unwed mothers, all in the hopes of becoming an Imam. Kind of makes Fear Factor sound downright wussy.
Contest: Win A Complete Set Of Mad Men Barbie Dolls!
To celebrate Sunday's season four premiere, we're giving away a set of four Mad Men Barbie dolls. To score these treasured items, you must prove that you and your Photoshop skills could cut it at Sterling Cooper.
The Dumbest Thing Ever Done To Get Laid
After going through over a thousand entries for the dumbest must-get-laid story, we narrowed it down to ten tales of lust and loss. But now the votes are in, and there can be only one winner...
The 10 Dumbest Attempts To Get Laid
Last week, we asked readers to share their dumbest "must get laid" stories, resulting in over a thousand different tales of the pursuit of tail. Here are the ten best.
Stephen Fry Names Most Beautiful Twitter Post
After sorting through the entries, Stephen Fry picked the "most beautiful" tweet: "I believe we can build a better world! Of course, it'll take a whole lot of rock, water & dirt. Also, not sure where to put it." [Mirror]
9-Year-Old Girl Wins $15K From Google
Anyone who typed "Google" into their browser yesterday was treated to the work of Missouri third-grader Makenzie Melton. "I chose this doodle because the rainforest is in danger," she said of the drawing that won her a $15K scholarship. [Newser]
Proceeds Of Sarah Palin-Themed Strip Contest Go To Tea Party
I hate Sarah Palin as much as the next rational person, but you know what's even worse than Palin's politics? A "sexy" lookalike contest , with proceeds going to the Tea Party. Seems kind of backwards. [Mediaite]
Contest: Your Turn To Go Rogue
Yesterday, a few of our readers wondered if we paid actual money for the copy of Going Rogue we reviewed. We did, but you can win it back — to turn into awesome Palin art. Details after the jump.
Say My Name, Say My Name
As a big fan of advertising icons, I'm intrigued by the contest to guess Mrs. Butterworth's first name. Is it wrong to hope it's not Mary? Xiomara, Zahara, or Quintana FTW! [EW]
Sticky Situation
Duct Tape sponsors an annual competition, "Stuck at Prom", in which high school students make duct tape formalwear. The incentive? Scholarship money - and, one presumes, a totally waterproof gown. [Mental-Floss]
