Even though the title of sexiest banker was given out long ago (Meredith Whitney, duh), some who work in finance remain unsatisfied, I guess. What other possible explanation would there be for a banking career website to sponsor a "sexiest banker poll" and invite users to vote? And what deep, all-consuming sadness would …
Now that we’re all happily up to our necks in nerd shit, a former national spelling champion has returned to remind us that being a self-avowed nerd wasn’t always cool. In fact, it used to be quite uncool.
Philadelphia "hot hits of today" radio station Q102 teamed up with Monarch Med Spa to give away a breast augmentation surgery to one "lucky girl." Dream big in 2013!
Brooklyn-based photographer Fiona Gardner and journalist Amy Zimmer have tracked down — through dark subway tunnels, steam-washed alleyways, and maybe even with the old, "I'm your long-lost daughter" bait-and-switch — 50 former Miss Subways for a new Transit Museum exhibit, something the New York Post describes as a…
The competition for the title of World's Ugliest Dog, held annually in Northern California, is stiff, judged on "the natural ugliness in both pedigree and mutt classes." 28 dogs competed this year, and while they're scraggy and gross, they're also sort of beautiful in their own way. I'm lying, they're just gross. Don't…
Picking the best of all the exciting entries in the Jezebel (Very) Short Fiction Contest
Want to show off your storytelling chops, and win some great books? Now's your chance to do both by entering our (very) short fiction contest. It's easy!
Former creative outspoken nerdy children, curse that you weren't born late enough to participate in the "90 Second Newbery" film festival, which encourages young readers to humorously condense award-winning young adult fiction.
Sadly, the framers didn't provide American citizens with the right to vote for Miss America, which was anti-democratic of them. But the official pageant organization has decided to let citizens Facebook-vote for their favorite contestant. America, land of the free!
Holy shit: the internet is teeming with awesomely horrible people for you to date. We asked for your stories, and you good god, you delivered. Let's skip the foreplay and get right to the dirtiest half-dozen.
Another weekend, another chance at free stuff—could Fridays be any better? Chase the dream with this week's Bounty Contest, which rewards your clever cleverness.
It's Friday, therefore it is time for swag. Put on your clever caps, and win Etsy stuff through sheer wit.
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What better a way to go into the weekend than with hopes of free Etsy loot? As it turns out, you could be so lucky: it's this week's Bounty Contest, which rewards your creative genius and dry wit.
Want some cool Etsy creations? Of course you do. And now you have the chance to win some, courtesy of our new weekly Jezebel Bounty Contest, which rewards creative genius and dry wit. Here's the deal.
Do you hum "More Than Words" in the shower? Consistently sing "Patience" at karaoke? Show your emotions by waving your lighter in the air? And do you like the internet? Then this may be for you.
We asked you to create a Mad Men-style ad for popular infomercial products, and the response was highly impressive. But only one ad could win the big prize
A new Malaysian reality TV show has contestants performing some very unusual challenges, including preparing bodies for burial and counseling unwed mothers, all in the hopes of becoming an Imam. Kind of makes Fear Factor sound downright wussy.
To celebrate Sunday's season four premiere, we're giving away a set of four Mad Men Barbie dolls. To score these treasured items, you must prove that you and your Photoshop skills could cut it at Sterling Cooper.
After going through over a thousand entries for the dumbest must-get-laid story, we narrowed it down to ten tales of lust and loss
Last week, we asked readers to share their dumbest "must get laid" stories
Because women do stupid shit for sex, too. Because it's not always that simple. Because you want a free sex toy. Tell us your story: What's the weirdest thing you've done in hopes of getting some? I'll start:
After sorting through the entries, Stephen Fry picked the "most beautiful" tweet: "I believe we can build a better world! Of course, it'll take a whole lot of rock, water & dirt. Also, not sure where to put it." [Mirror]
Anyone who typed "Google" into their browser yesterday was treated to the work of Missouri third-grader Makenzie Melton. "I chose this doodle because the rainforest is in danger," she said of the drawing that won her a $15K scholarship. [Newser]
I hate Sarah Palin as much as the next rational person, but you know what's even worse than Palin's politics? A "sexy" lookalike contest , with proceeds going to the Tea Party. Seems kind of backwards. [Mediaite]
Yesterday, a few of our readers wondered if we paid actual money for the copy of Going Rogue we reviewed. We did, but you can win it back — to turn into awesome Palin art. Details after the jump.
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