Only the Most Elegant Ladies Clear Out Their Bowels with Milk of…

Feeling a little backed up? Are you feeling backed up and are also a lady? Are you feeling backed up, a lady, and also hoping to attend a fancy ball or walk your expensive pure-bred dog without feeling like someone has filled your colon with Gorilla Glue? Then you'll want to go ahead and clear yourself out with some… » 1/20/13 5:30pm 1/20/13 5:30pm

Kids May Wet the Bed Because They Can't Poop

Ahh, peeing in bed. Many of us have unpleasant memories of doing it as children, and no doubt many of you have been woken to change the sheets after one of your children let loose his or her bladder while deep asleep. There are plenty of reasons why kids wet the bed, but now scientists have discovered that there's… » 1/31/12 9:30am 1/31/12 9:30am

How Do You Break The Poop Ice With A New Paramour?

I'm leaving tonight to go on vacation. I'm taking a road trip to Tennessee and staying in a log cabin in the Smoky Mountains, going to Dollywood (Dolly is gonna be performing there!), and then onto Memphis. I'm going with my new boyfriend, whom I've only been seeing for about a month and a half. Things moved super… » 8/13/08 4:20pm 8/13/08 4:20pm

I Went For A Colonic And All I Got Was A Load Of Crap

Click to viewI've had poop issues for some time now. I'm pretty sure I have some kind of mild IBS, although IBS is really just a blanket term for a host of gastrointestinal problems. Anyway, I've only pooped four times in the past three weeks. (Most likely caused by my love affair with any and all cheeses.) So this… » 4/15/08 3:00pm 4/15/08 3:00pm