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    Oprah Sued For A Trillion; Posh Headed To Idol

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    Image of shananigans aka reluctant california resident shananigans aka reluctant california resident
    08/06/09

    In reply to Oprah Sued For A Trillion; Posh Headed To Idol
    Katherine Jackson will be telling Prince and Paris that their biological mom is Debbie Rowe in the next few weeks.
    I'm sorry but if the kids can read they know this already. I don't think anyone can keep them from a computer for that long.
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    Rooo sez BISH PLZ promoted this comment shananigans aka reluctant california resident was starred shananigans aka reluctant california resident was unstarred
    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    08/06/09

    @shananigans aka cookie pants!: I ... they're just finding this out now?
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    Rooo sez BISH PLZ was starred Rooo sez BISH PLZ was unstarred
    Image of kkatt kkatt
    08/06/09

    In reply to Oprah Sued For A Trillion; Posh Headed To Idol
    Mercy Madonna of Malawi looks amazing. "Come to Mommy"
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    Image of shananigans aka reluctant california resident shananigans aka reluctant california resident
    08/06/09

    @kkatt: I wish I was in Edinburgh RIGHT NOW!
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    Image of t-yo3 t-yo3
    08/06/09

    @shananigans aka cookie pants!: I am in Edinburgh RIGHT NOW! And I'm planning to go see Mercy Madonna of Malawi soon. Be jealous, be very very jealous!
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    titilayo-yo-yo-yo promoted this comment t-yo3 was starred t-yo3 was unstarred
    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    08/06/09

    In reply to Oprah Sued For A Trillion; Posh Headed To Idol
    Hate to be a wench about this, but the Mitzhe Shalem settlement IS disputed, rather than "disputed." It's not a hypothetical...
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    Image of captainhaddock captainhaddock
    08/06/09

    In reply to Oprah Sued For A Trillion; Posh Headed To Idol
    Oooooooh, new Almodovar. I have no idea what the movie is about from the trailer, but I sat down at Volver thinking "I'm definitely going to love this" and I get the same feeling here.

    Just keep putting Penny in fun hair and outfits, and I'll go. Love that girl!
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    Saltine promoted this comment Edited by captainhaddock at 08/06/09 10:32 AM captainhaddock was starred captainhaddock was unstarred
    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    08/06/09

    In reply to Oprah Sued For A Trillion; Posh Headed To Idol

    Does the guy suing Oprah look like this? If so, no worries, he pulls this stuff all the time.
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    hellosunshine was starred hellosunshine was unstarred
    Image of LittleWindmill LittleWindmill
    08/06/09

    In reply to Oprah Sued For A Trillion; Posh Headed To Idol
    I heard somewhere once that to a human being, the quantity "a trillion" is so enormous that in ratio to us it would seem to be an infinite quantity. The fact that some people have that much money just blows my mind away. Also, I totally just got a mental picture of Dr Evil being the one suing Oprah... LOL!
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    hellosunshine approved this comment LittleWindmill was starred LittleWindmill was unstarred
    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    08/06/09

    @LittleWindmill: Heh, great minds think alike!
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    hellosunshine promoted this comment hellosunshine was starred hellosunshine was unstarred
    Image of GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11) GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11)
    08/06/09

    @hellosunshine: Love the Dr. Evil gif!
    @LittleWindmill: I think we're crap when it comes to numbers and quantities period. I heard somewhere once that the mind can't picture and instantly identify groupings of more than 7 objects. Which makes a lot of sense to me since I'm on a student budget.
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    Image of dj_chick dj_chick
    08/06/09

    @LittleWindmill: I always think that ridiculous numbers like that in a lawsuit are a good indication that the person suing is full of crap. Otherwise, wouldn't they want a more reasonable amount of money, along with public recognition for their work, instead of just a treeeeeellion dollars?
     Reply
    Jenloveshercurves promoted this comment dj_chick was starred dj_chick was unstarred
    Image of Miss Puggy (former CrazyRatLady) Miss Puggy (former CrazyRatLady)
    08/06/09

    In reply to Oprah Sued For A Trillion; Posh Headed To Idol
    Oh Jessica, please stop talking about your boyfriends in magazines with a long publishing time. This time, you even had a feeling you wouldn't be together by the time of publishing. You're digging yourself a hole!
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    hellosunshine promoted this comment Miss Puggy (former CrazyRatLady) was starred Miss Puggy (former CrazyRatLady) was unstarred
    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    08/06/09

    @CrazyRatLady: Right? Didn't she do this with John Mayer the last time she was in Glamour?
     Reply
    hellosunshine was starred hellosunshine was unstarred
    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    08/06/09

    In reply to Oprah Sued For A Trillion; Posh Headed To Idol
    *kneels down in prayer*
    Dear God,
    You know I don't believe in you and never have, but the best evidence I have of your existence is "So You Think You Can Dance." Lord, please do not allow Paula Abdul, minion of your nemesis, Satan, anywhere near the set of SYTYCD. If you do this for me, baruch hashem, I will build several churches in your honor and send all my children to convents. Amen.
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    Image of Yahtzii Yahtzii
    08/06/09

    @LaComtesse: You should really be praying to Debbie Allen, and promising to open up a dance school for underprivileged kids.
     Reply
    Yahtzii was starred Yahtzii was unstarred
    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    08/06/09

    @Yahtzii: True, but I ACTUALLY believe in and love Debbie Allen and I wouldn't want to presume that she would answer my prayers.
     Reply
    LaComtesse was starred LaComtesse was unstarred
    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    08/06/09

    In reply to Oprah Sued For A Trillion; Posh Headed To Idol
    Steven Tyler: Going... dowwwnnnnnnnnnnn.
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    NefariousNewt was starred NefariousNewt was unstarred
    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    08/06/09

    @NefariousNewt: His get up and go musta got up and went.
    (I love Liv's dad and the boys, and hope he'll be better soon.)
     Reply
    Rooo sez BISH PLZ was starred Rooo sez BISH PLZ was unstarred
    Image of quatrevingtquatre quatrevingtquatre
    08/06/09

    In reply to Oprah Sued For A Trillion; Posh Headed To Idol
    I want to be JSimp's BFF. Our little dogs can play together and we can lament over our taste in woefully douche-y dudes whilst purchasing maxi-dresses and eating carbs.
     Reply
    Devonna promoted this comment quatrevingtquatre was starred quatrevingtquatre was unstarred
    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    08/06/09

    In reply to Oprah Sued For A Trillion; Posh Headed To Idol
    Who can replace Paula Abdul on 'American Idol?' Sarah Palin?


    "So you betcha that I can see that you have talent as well as I can see Russia on a clear day. You know what the difference between you and a hockey mom is? Lipstick. But seriously now, that performance left me a little cold. Cold like the weather in Alaska, except in the summer when it is warmer in a few months than it is now and a few months ago. I am going to have to say no to this performance, just like I said no to the bridge to nowhere. I think you need a stronger song. I know because I listen to all of them. Yes, we may not be as fancy as you in Hollywood, but we have music in Alaska. If you want to win this competition, you have to grab it like a fish in a salmon run. Please think of our brave young men and women fighting overseas so you can go and sing to this great nation."
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    Edited by Sputnik_Sweetheart at 08/06/09 9:44 AM Sputnik_Sweetheart was starred Sputnik_Sweetheart was unstarred
    Image of HadwinBabazoid HadwinBabazoid
    08/06/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Slow Clap...!
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    goldengirl11 promoted this comment HadwinBabazoid was starred HadwinBabazoid was unstarred
    Image of GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11) GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11)
    08/06/09

    @HadwinBabazoid: ...clap...clap...clap...clapclapclapclapclap
    This is why we need a "like" button on Jezebel!
     Reply
    GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11) was starred GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11) was unstarred
    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    08/06/09

    In reply to Oprah Sued For A Trillion; Posh Headed To Idol
    Said it last night -- Kathy Griffin needs to become Paula's replacement. Seacrest would die.
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    NefariousNewt was starred NefariousNewt was unstarred
    Image of sarrible sarrible
    08/06/09

    @NefariousNewt: I might actually start watching American Idol if that happened, just to see Seacrest stamp his tiny feet and refuse to come out of the shoebox he gets dressed in.
     Reply
    sarrible was starred sarrible was unstarred
    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    08/06/09

    In reply to Oprah Sued For A Trillion; Posh Headed To Idol
    "Tony" is one of those names of people who always seem to end up being shitty boyfriends.
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    morninggloria was starred morninggloria was unstarred
    Image of monkeydance monkeydance
    08/06/09

    In reply to Oprah Sued For A Trillion; Posh Headed To Idol
    I ready Tony Curtis' biography, An American Prince, and no where in there did he say that Monroe was going to have his baby. Yes they were seeing each other, but she was also with some other executive.
    He also never says she miscarried. It's implied she had an abortion....did Gatecrasher not read the book?
     Reply
    BlondeGoddess promoted this comment monkeydance was starred monkeydance was unstarred
    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    08/06/09

    @monkeydance: MM was married to Arthur Miller at the time -- and it's always been maintained that she miscarried during the shoot.
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    Image of GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11) GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11)
    08/06/09

    In reply to Oprah Sued For A Trillion; Posh Headed To Idol
    Okay Posh on AI permanently would be BRILLIANT. I don't watch AI, but I would consider starting if Posh were on it.
     Reply
    GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11) was starred GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11) was unstarred
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