New, Terrifying Info About Princess Diana’s Death Passed to Police

A fairly eyebrow-raising story about the 1997 car crash that killed Princess Diana is currently making the news media rounds: new information thought to include allegations that the Princess of Wales, Dodi al Fayed, and their driver were killed by a member of the British military has apparently been passed to…
No Matter How or Why Sandy Hook Happened, Obama's Gun Control Package Is a Must
"Sandy Hook Truthers" are getting a fair amount of press these days. These conspiracy theorists are from a cross section of crazy — a melting pot of first class nut jobs, all alleging the Sandy Hook shooting was the result of a myriad of shadowy and sinister reasons. From a vindictive Obama Administration, to…
Birther Convention Cancelled Because Not Enough Idjits Believe the President Was Born in Kenya
It was supposed to be the biggest, most important summit of great American minds since the Constitutional Convention. It was destined to make the Royal Swedish Academy of Science's Nobel Prize announcement look like the final day of Burning Man. But it wasn't meant to be. The world wasn't ready, our minds aren't…
Congratulations, Michele Bachmann! Huma Abedin Now Getting Death Threats
Someone call Michele Bachmann and let her know that she's finally obtained the ranking of Asshole Eagle Scout. Huma Abedin — the Pakistani-American Hillary Clinton aide whom Bachmann and several other nuttier-than-a-fruitcake Congressmen alleged had close ties with the Muslim Brotherhood — has begun receiving death…
Nutjobs Rally Around 'Barack Obama Was Totally Going to Murder Chelsea Clinton' Conspiracy Theory
A paranoid series of Tweets from Fox News anchor Heather Childers yesterday introduced much of America to the newest, shiniest Our Black President Must Be Blackly Breaking the Law conspiracy theory: according to the deluded ramblings of a birther blog, while locked in a heated primary battle with Obama, Bill and…
Did Sarah Palin Carry Out the Biggest Hoax in American Political History?
An interesting footnote has emerged to a theory that raged around the Internet during Sarah Palin's candidacy for Vice President. The theory is that Sarah Palin is actually the grandmother of her purported son Trig, not the mother, and that she staged a gigantic hoax during the campaign to cover up this fact.
Did Caroline Kennedy & Maria Shriver Kill The Kennedys Miniseries?
No advertisers or sponsors complained about The Kennedys miniseries, but sources say Caroline Kennedy and Maria Shriver lobbied executives to pull the series from the History Channel. Both are working on projects for the network's parent company.
Wingnut Michelle Malkin Brings Misery, Mania, To Morning "News" Show
Michelle Malkin brought her own brand of potentially ghost-written crazy to the Today Show today, advancing wild conspiracy theories about race, nepotism and the Obamas. The Huffington Post's Jason Linkins and I parsed the insanity so you wouldn't have to.
Speidi: "9/11 Was Definitely An Inside Job."
Earlier this week, America's biggest celebrities appeared on paleo-wingnut Alex Jones's radio show, talking "Obama deception," 9/11 conspiracies, evils of birth control, and the "New World Order Elite." (They followed a global warming skeptic.) If not an awesome hoax? Jaw-dropping.
What Isn't, Really?
The secret is out: Brian Lynch has definitively proven that 30 Rock is a total ripoff of the Muppet Show. [New York]
You Are Getting Sleepy: Breaking Obama's "Spell"
British Novelist Says Spice Girls Made Generation Y Drunk, Slutty
As we've mentioned before, the Daily Mail's Femail section is always good for some shits n' giggles: British women hate sex, love shopping! they also have enormous tits! But today the British tabloid has got a real gem: Novelist Fay Weldon goes absolutely apeshit about the tyranny of the Spice Girls, whom Weldon holds…
