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JennaW
09/21/09

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Wait,I think I saw this scene in both versions of FAME -- Coco ends up crying, doesn't she?
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Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
09/21/09

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'The fascinating freethinker'? so, they're seeking atheists?
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meritxell: an erotic life
09/21/09

@Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: WOOOO!! ALL THE HEATHENS IN THE HOUSE LIFT YA SHIRTS UP!!! WOOOO!!!!
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Mafalda para Presidente
09/21/09

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I love how your opinions have to be completely black and white:

-Raising taxes is bad ALL THE TIME.
-Killing terrorists is ALWAYS good.
-The rich NEVER eat babies, either literally or metaphorically.
-Bush isn't Hitler, but Obama is.
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tiredfairy
09/21/09

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The only people marginalizing conservative women are the Conservative party. But thanks for playing.

Also, I thought Liberals ate babies. You know, after we abort them all. So that we can stay youthful and angry.

And taxes are important things we need to make sure stuff gets done and things get paid for. Like public schools and libraries and roads. And healthcare. Taxes are not inherently evil. If we didn't have them, we'd be MUCH worse off.
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morninggloria
09/21/09

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How are you a "free" thinker if your views are dictated by a 2000+ plus year old collection of strategically assembled texts written about Middle Eastern Jewish society?
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BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
09/21/09

@morninggloria: You are obviously not a Sexy Subordinate if you are asking such a question.
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Laulau
09/21/09

@morninggloria: Said texts get interpreted pretty "freely". Does that count?
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jigglyball
09/21/09

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So the French are uniformly and fundamentally anti-American dandies unless they're sexxxxy wimmenz?

Am I following correctly, or by "Fascinating Free-Thinker" do they actually mean, "Fascinating Free (of logic, consistency and basic decency) - Thinker"?
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JMeh
09/21/09

@jigglyball: logic, consistency, basic decency *and* a bra. Can't forget that part.
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jigglyball
09/21/09

@JMeh: But only if they're young, large and perky. Anything else is just radical lesbian territory, amirite?

/jokes
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MizJenkins
09/21/09

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Fascinating Free-Thinker: $150
Libertarian Looker: $100
Charming Conservative: $50
Compiling a catalogue of women in their prime child-bearing years who are willing to embrace sexism as a political belief: Priceless.
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futuremouse
09/21/09

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Ugh. Where is the recognition for the PRO baby-eating marginalized minority? I'm so sick of this discrimination.
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jigglyball
09/21/09

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MARGINALIZED? ESSSCUZE ME? Who is trying to take reproductive choice away from whom?

And was Bush compared to Hitler at some point? Was he compared to Hitler in a way that was broad and public enough to be included as a primary conservative talking point in line with taxes?

I mean, I can believe the comparison happened, because sometimes people are jackasses, I just don't remember it. And I'm in California.
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LawFairy
09/21/09

@jigglyball: There was a handful of fairly well-known liberal bloggers who made the comparison pretty regularly. But you're talking about amateur commentators as opposed to elected officials, which has become our problem now.
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jigglyball
09/21/09

@LawFairy: Thanks for the clarification!

And yeah, the Obama analog that we have now is just scary. I can't believe elected officials are encouraging such behavior. Or is my naivete showing?
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Penny
09/21/09

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Kind of weird, really, because that can't be a stock photo and I high doubt they got permission to use it. I say we alert Limited Corp.
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dreamweave
09/21/09

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If you agree with the following:

- Obama isn't Hitler
- The rich don't eat babies, and they are stoked to pay for all unwanted babies' food, shelter, and higher education
- Roads, garbage pick-up, and public schools are bad
- Having no moral ground to stand on when US troops are tortured due to our own torturey nature is fine

Please send email.

Now THAT would be a hot contest worth awarding a conservative the Fascinating Free-Thinker award.
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Chamalla,barren crone
09/21/09

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So she's a Socialist. SOCIALIST! COMMIE! HITLER! I demand to see a birth certificate!
Surely it must be a typo, and she's actually a Freedom Victoria's Secret model.
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BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
09/21/09

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If you agree with all of the following:

* You have better tits than Sarah Palin
* Hating is a family value
* Jesus wants you to find Rush Limbaugh attractive
* "Don't Tread on Me" does not apply to women

Then send a come-hither photo to repubgirlsgonewild@gmail.com. You could win an award for

* Fascinating Panty-Free Thinker
* Condoms are For Gays Cutie
* White Power-ful Babe
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dreamweave
09/21/09

@BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Okay I wish I had read yours first, because you put mine to shame!
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hfree
09/21/09

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Latitia Casta! What a blast from the late 90s past. She is the modern face of "Marianne" in France (ie vive la revolution), so I kind of find this extra funny. Image usage Fail!
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Penny
09/21/09

@hfree: I love her so much. I also remember that photo from when I used to order a lot of stuff from the VS catalog.
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HollywoodCookieMonster
09/21/09

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Lowest. Common. Denominator.
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