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    Image of brinkswomanship brinkswomanship
    02/17/09

    In reply to Confession Time: Shocking Fashions At Shopaholic's London Premiere
    I couldn't help but picture Beverley Knight's dress with the print upside-down to what it is there and now I have the giggles.
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    Image of baraqiel baraqiel
    02/17/09

    In reply to Confession Time: Shocking Fashions At Shopaholic's London Premiere
    I sort of think Beverley Knight's dress would have been better if the two circle-y bits at the bottom didn't make her legs look like they'd just seen a ghost.


    Also, if we talk about Nicola McLean's implants, does that count as body snarking?

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    baraqiel was starred baraqiel was unstarred
    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    02/17/09

    In reply to Confession Time: Shocking Fashions At Shopaholic's London Premiere
    I haven't the foggiest who this Jo Wood lady is, but even my non-fashiony self cringed when I scrolled down and saw the black shoes she was wearing. I feel that if one is going to wear seasonally-inappropriate clothing, the look should be extended to the footwear and bag. Sandals maybe? Or even those same heels, but in a complimentary color? I no get it. I'm all for simplicity, and all, and maybe being rushed and throwing on whatever's closest to the door, but even I wouldn't wear those shoes with that, er, dress.


    Oh and Valerie Knight's dress is the tits. I'd wear it in a second. She looks, for lack of a better word, fierce.

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    Image of jemandtheholograms jemandtheholograms
    02/17/09

    In reply to Confession Time: Shocking Fashions At Shopaholic's London Premiere
    Did Anna Wintour put a hit out on pants and forgot to let me know?
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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    02/17/09

    In reply to Confession Time: Shocking Fashions At Shopaholic's London Premiere
    So many of these women are obviously devoted to making their visually-impaired grandmothers as comfortable as possible. I applaud them.
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    YourScreenplaySucks was starred YourScreenplaySucks was unstarred
    Image of Jello Mix Jello Mix
    02/17/09

    In reply to Confession Time: Shocking Fashions At Shopaholic's London Premiere
    Beverly Knight totally has the shoulders for that dress. It looks great. That said, thank goodness the print isn't upside down.
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    Jello Mix was starred Jello Mix was unstarred
    Image of St. Francis of a Sissy St. Francis of a Sissy
    02/17/09

    In reply to Confession Time: Shocking Fashions At Shopaholic's London Premiere
    Isla Fisher looks smokin'. I love the Ann-Margret thing she's got going on.


    (Sidebar: I saw Shopaholic this weekend and I enjoyed it a lot more than I thought I would, but for a Bruckheimer production, it was sorely lacking in explosions.)

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    St. Francis of a Sissy was starred St. Francis of a Sissy was unstarred
    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    02/17/09

    @St. Francis of a Sissy: It's a Bruckheimer movie?
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    Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! was starred Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! was unstarred
    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    02/17/09

    In reply to Confession Time: Shocking Fashions At Shopaholic's London Premiere
    Isla, you look absolutely gorgeous.


    Nicola, if I were stranded in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean with you, would I be allowed the honor to use your breasts (or hydraulic bra) as a flotation device?

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    Shamrockette was starred Shamrockette was unstarred
    Image of daisen-in daisen-in
    02/17/09

    @Shamrockette wants some ZOMBIEROD!: I was actually hoping to ask her for help with my physics PhD- how is she able to defy gravity over such a short range?
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    Image of daisen-in daisen-in
    02/17/09

    In reply to Confession Time: Shocking Fashions At Shopaholic's London Premiere
    Re: Sarah Cawood. I think the Zack and Miri movie said it best when called that look "Hannah Montana." Alternatively, "Nickelodeon chic."
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    Image of Beat Girl Beat Girl
    02/17/09

    @daisen-in: That makes seriously no sense to me. Disney and Nick. have been doing 50s pin-up?
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    Image of daisen-in daisen-in
    02/17/09

    @Miss Carrie Nation: I wish I could google image the dress Miri wore in it for comparison, but there's no way I can swing googling anything with the "porno" in it at work. I think the reference was more to the cute polka-dot look. To be far, Cawood's dress is way more vavavoom than Miri's in the movie.
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    daisen-in was starred daisen-in was unstarred
    Image of Beat Girl Beat Girl
    02/17/09

    @daisen-in: Aah, that makes sense. If it's just the polka dots, they have been aped by Disney a lot.
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    Beat Girl was starred Beat Girl was unstarred
    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    02/17/09

    In reply to Confession Time: Shocking Fashions At Shopaholic's London Premiere
    beverly knight looks great, but it's her facial expression that makes the whole thing off. maybe if her hair was bigger?
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    02/17/09

    In reply to Confession Time: Shocking Fashions At Shopaholic's London Premiere
    Also the Daily Fail proclaimed Jo Wood's ensemble a win. WTF. She is wearing pantyhose underneath a Herve Leger dress!
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    cuteasabutton was starred cuteasabutton was unstarred
    Image of argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw? argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw?
    02/17/09

    @cuteasabutton will cut fb trolls: yeah. i am strictly anti beige pantyhose. too polish granny...


    i know they're not everyone's favorite here, but at least opaque tights can be fun.

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    argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw? was starred argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw? was unstarred
    Image of Beat Girl Beat Girl
    02/17/09

    @cuteasabutton will cut fb trolls: I love tights and pantyhose in all their forms... but this is not the time or place.


    Also, the Daily Mail wants every woman to look like a middle england wife... they are full of complete shit. I've never seen such appalling 'fashion journalism'.

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    Image of marshmallory marshmallory
    02/17/09

    In reply to Confession Time: Shocking Fashions At Shopaholic's London Premiere
    Oh and Beverley Knight's dress: I'd rock it.
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    marshmallory was starred marshmallory was unstarred
    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    02/17/09

    In reply to Confession Time: Shocking Fashions At Shopaholic's London Premiere
    Nicola McLean is a "Glamour Model". Nuff said.
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    cuteasabutton was starred cuteasabutton was unstarred
    Image of marshmallory marshmallory
    02/17/09

    In reply to Confession Time: Shocking Fashions At Shopaholic's London Premiere
    Is it bad that I thought Nicola McLean was a cleaned-up Tara Reid? =/
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    marshmallory was starred marshmallory was unstarred
    Image of Red-headed bookworm Red-headed bookworm
    02/17/09

    @marshmallory *is a weapon of mass consumption*: No...that was my first thought too.
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    Image of brinkswomanship brinkswomanship
    02/17/09

    @marshmallory *is a weapon of mass consumption*: That was definitely my assumption, then when I read the caption I had to go have another look!
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    02/17/09

    In reply to Confession Time: Shocking Fashions At Shopaholic's London Premiere
    Isla's outfit would have worked a lot better if it was in a color that looks good against lighter skin complexions. Maybe a pretty blue or green.
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