Sustainable Condoms FINALLY Give Women a Reason to Like Protected Sex

Come May, many drugstores will be carrying a new brand of sustainable male condoms that is being marketed specifically towards a female audience. The prophylactic — called Sustain — is made from non-toxic latex that has been produced on a fair-trade/fair-wage rubber plantation in India, a fact that company founders…
Get your sex and marijuana fix all at once, thanks to the new weed-flavored condoms, thanks to Cannadom. Their slogan is "Cannadom - The Cannabis Flavoured Condom. Green in colour, and smells and tastes like the real thing!"
Gay Porn Studio To Handle Enormous Task of Digitally Removing Condoms
A studio that specializes in the making and distribution of man-man sex movies has announced that, thanks to computer magic, the upcoming epic love story California Dreamin' 1 will be the first ever digitally bareback-ified pornographic film. In other words, the actors will shoot using condoms, but the condoms will be…
Bill Gates Thinks Beef Tendons Are the Future of Condom Technology
Condoms are a cheap, simple solution to a whole host of problems. And yet, trying to talk men worldwide into using them is worse than trying to get a sleeping bag back in its original packaging. Which is why back in March, Bill and Melinda Gates—two cool parents who just want you to know that you can come to them…
Hey, Kids: Put on Some Damn Condoms Already
Here's some 90's nostalgia we can all get behind: back in those halcyon days, the condom use of youths was on the rise. A decade ago, condom use amongst 15-19 year-olds reached its peak at around sixty percent. Since then, the rate has stalled; alarmingly, its even declined in certain demographics. Although a study…
Teens Bone With or Without Condoms, Say Docs for the Millionth Time
Seriously, dum-dums, how many times do we have to go over this? Condoms do not cause sexy intercourse any more than seat belts cause car accidents. Adding yet another voice to this "conversation," which has seemingly been raging since the invention of penises, the American Academy of Pediatrics (AAP) Committee on…
Another Positive HIV Test, Another Porn Production Moratorium
According to reports coming out of the adult film industry, a second porn performer has tested positive for HIV, prompting the Free Speech Coalition/PASS, a trade organization for the industry, to call for yet another moratorium on all production until further notice.
Porn Coalition Calls for Nationwide Halt as Actress Tests HIV Positive
As industry wide fights over California's porn condom law rage on, the Free Speech Coalition, a trade organization for the adult film industry, calls for a moratorium on production in light of an actress testing positive for HIV.
September at Cosmo Means Putting a Condom on a Dude Using Your Feet
The September issue of Cosmopolitan has a very thorough 12-page guide to contraception, which includes two pages about all the options and their efficacy; two pages dedicated to the Pill and its side effects, and two pages on condoms. In a sidebar on the condom spread, the mag teaches "sexy" ways for a woman to put a…
New Condom Ad Warns Would-Be Dads About Nut-Punching Toddlers
Adweek has (rightly) praised this spec ad written for Durex, a cautionary, slow-mo montage of fathers having their testicles smashed by careless toddlers set to the Moonlight Sonata. All of this nut violence could have been avoided if these dudes just practiced safe sex and avoided procreation. Humanity has had a…
Daft Punk Condoms Are a Thing, So Make Your ‘Get Lucky’ Jokes Now
Welp, the inevitable has happened: "Get Lucky" condoms are now a thing. Even though they haven't hit shelves yet, Durex has been handing them out to a handful of DJs and releasing free packs — emblazoned with the cover from the French group's hit single, of course — at festivals so everyone keeps their dicks wrapped…
Don't Worry, the Couples Making Out in These Trojan Ads Are Married
These condom ads might be sexy — mainly due to that hot Elvis cover GOOD LORD — but it's really annoying how every spot has to have the wedding ring front and center. Because, you know, only married people have hot sex. Oh, wait...
Getting Us Horn Dogs to Use Condoms Is Gonna Be Really Fucking Hard
Like everything on the Bravo network, condoms are both terrible and great. They're terrible because they're inconvenient, expensive, and deliver a diminished genital-on-genital experience. But they're great because they block all sorts of unwanted things from getting into your body — like Chlamydia and babies!
