One nitpick: isn't saying 'Aziz Ansari sari' like saying 'ATM machine'? Whatever, just watch this.

Ron Burgundy (played to perfection by Will Ferrell) travelled through time to be a guest on Conan last night, all so that he could A.) promote his new book and B.) give a ringing endorsement to Toronto Mayor Rob Ford. Lucky for us, Burgundy's endorsement included a song. Less lucky for us, the song included not nearly…

Last night, professional shit-stirrer M.I.A. gave a rather energetic performance of her song 'Y.A.L.A.' (You Always Live Again) on Conan. Just lights, smoke, a twelve-spoke wheel, and a red, flowy article of clothing that could have benefitted from some big ass Beyoncé-style fans — though MIA did work it as best she…

How is Aziz Ansari not all of our husbands? I feel like he'd be into that. Right? I mean, he likes to eat out a lot. I don't know what I'm saying, but think about it. (Don't.)

In honor of 20 years of Conan, Team Coco has posted a blooper reel (or fail compilation for the youths) highlighting the silliest moments of what is arguably the silliest late night show. Seriously, watch at your own risk. Sides will split. Knees will slapped. A-s will be L-ed the F O. And for some reason, it…

On Conan tonight, Anna Faris talked about the sexy/scary murder-mysteries she used to stage with her Barbies. It was a full-on Barbie Whorehouse situation. This one goes out to all the girls who decapitated their dolls and then made them have sex in a futile attempt to save their lives!

Many moons ago, an young upstart comedian named Louis CK found himself at a party with up-and-coming actress Gwyneth Paltrow. Drawn to her warmth and beauty, Louis decided to flirt with her heavily and even asked her to marry him that very night. The rest, as they say, is history.*

Don't be surprised if Lizzy Caplan pops up on a lot of talk shows talking about sex over the next few days. The Mean Girls/Party Down/True Blood actress is out and about promoting her new Showtime series Masters of Sex, in which she plays Virginia Johnson, sexologist/psychologist and one half of the groundbreaking…

Actors/writers Simon Pegg and Nick Frost have been close friends for a long time. Just how close are they? Well, there was a time, back before either of them had any money, when Simon needed a place to stay and Nick offered to share his bed. Imply all you want. The pair are comfortable enough in their friendship,…

Remember last year when Alison Pill posted a topless photo to Twitter and then was all, "Hey, y'all — that was an accident. Sorry, but it's not that big of a deal." Of course, you do. It was one of your life's defining moments and definitely not something that you forgot happened until this very moment. (I completely…

It's on. folks. Betty White versus Val Kilmer. Mad Rose Nylund versus Madmartigan. In one corner, we've got BW, age 91 and weighing in at 91 lbs., and in the other we've got the 53-year-old Ice Man, weighing in at it's rude to speculate. This is the fight to end all fights! The feud to end all feuds! The adorable…

Charismatic as always, Neil Patrick Harris stopped by Conan last night to promote How I Met Your Mother and his upcoming, highly anticipated role in the Broadway version of Hedwig and the Angry Inch. Neil, Andy and Conan talked extensively about the difficulties of getting into drag — wiener taping, eyebrow waxing…

So you want to be a sexy baby! Or, at the very least, you want to be a grown woman with the voice of a sexy baby. Fair enough. I think we can all agree that — vocally, anyway — our infancy was our sexiest time. High pitched voices, broken sentences, unintentional vocal fries as we intentionally pooped ourselves while…

Important studies show that singing to cats is good.

Conan O'Brien, that beautiful ginger tree trunk of a man, is currently running a segment in which viewers attempt to catch mistakes in his show. He, Andy and a special guest expert then refute the correction and prove that they were right from the get-go.

George R. R. Martin is just an absolute treasure. He looks like a sea captain, speaks like a true nerd, and has been waiting thirteen years for you to be scared straight by the red wedding. He's practically giggling with glee as he watches fans freak the eff out. It's the best.

Your boyfriend Adam Scott was on Conan last night looking very dapper in a tuxedo. Do you think he's going to propose? Doesn't look like it. "It's award season in Hollywood," your boyfriend said. "So it's good to be prepared because at any moment I could be asked to present something or get nominated for…

Amanda Seyfried — who is much more enjoyable to watch now that we know that she always arrives at talk shows about one drink away from being shit-faced — stopped by Conan last night to promote Les Miserables. Rather than talk about that movie, however, she instead spilled details about her upcoming titular role in…

Amy Poehler is so awesome that I almost feel bad for her. Never has she appeared on a talk show, been mentioned in an anecdote or performed on stage, in a tv show or in a movie without coming off as anything less than kind, funny and smart. You'd imagine that the expectation to consistently be such a great human…